Topic: I just passed a new law in Iran

+Eternal God Emperor Ali Khamenei — 1.5 year ago #64,959

If you are caught standing for the national anthem in my country, a dog with an ak47 will be sent to you to shoot you.

You must kneel for the anthem to keep me in power. Standing for the anthem would generate freedom and make Iran more democratic. That’s illegal here.

Death penalty is our favourite pastime in Iran.

Kill someone else? Death penalty
Rape? Death penalty
Assault? Death penalty
DUI? Death penalty
Fraud? Death penalty
Speeding 46 in a 45? Death penalty
Running a stop sign? Death penalty

All suspects are guilty until they are shot then they are dead. Death penalty is administered on site. We just leave the body there to bleed because we are murderous cunts that give out the death penalty like candy.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous B — 1.5 year ago, 55 seconds later[T] [B] #651,768

@OP
When you go there DO NOT take a ride on a Helicopter.

·Eternal God Emperor Ali Khamenei (OP) — 1.5 year ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #651,769

@previous (B)
Helicopters are illegal in Iran. Death penalty.

+Anonymous C — 1.5 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #651,773

Ah shit, ya'll get a violation. I'll death penalty you guys then find someone to death penalty me.

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