
1. Moved in with mother at age 37 under the false pretext he was looking after her.
2. Fired from catholic girls' school for sexually harassing his underaged students.
3. Swindled money from friends and teenagers to set up shitty ghost-hunting website.
4. Plagiarized photographs for shitty ghost-hunting website.
5. Relocated to stinking Asian shit hole to avoid paying tax liens.
6. Accepted teaching position paying $10.47 an hour.
7. Lost said position due to incompetence (virtually impossible in China).
8. Relocated to even worse Asian shit hole.
9. Invented fictitious, pregnant girlfriend in pathetic bid for attention.
10. Contracted a string of disgusting gastro-intestinal diseases after sampling unsanitary local cuisine, blamed it on TB and/or Legionnaires' disease.
11. Currently follows three career paths: liar, stalker and pedophile.
So, anything missing?
@OP
He needs to get fatter and suck more cocks.
@651,559 (C)
> I thought it was Minichan more obsessed with Matt?
It’s the same fucking loser that found out about the chans a week ago and is trying to burn through as many references/gimmicks as they can in the hopes that someone will be impressed