Topic: All other music than mine sucks
+Kid Rock — 1.8 year ago #64,863
My songs are amazing!!!
Here’s one:
I was smoking a crack pipe going 140 in my solid gold truck and then the cops tried to pull me over. Mother fucker I had fishing to do while drinking Queer beer, so I called the police chief while they were chasing me and threatened to sue the police department for obstructing my freedom. The police chief asked if I was flying an American flag, I said yes, he said he would fire all the cops chasing me, they stopped chasing me and more cops pulled them over and arrested them for speeding. I was pissed off because my crack pipe ran out of crack and i had to refill it while still doing 140, my exit was there and i got off and was going 100 on the surface street on the way to my fishing spot, ran about 3 red lights that tried to stop me, I then called my lawyer to sue the city for making the lights red to impede my freedom and one was even in a school zone, I got 1 million dollars and they gave tickets to everyone who tried to block me just because they had green lights. I got to my fishing spot and was smoking my crack and caught 3 fish that day. I stayed at the motel 6 that night and made my dog protect my golden truck with an ak47. The dog shot 3 people who came 3 metres within my truck and my lawyer sued them for attempted theft and the cops put them in jail. I love America and freedom I’m voting for Trump.
Here’s one:
I was smoking a crack pipe going 140 in my solid gold truck and then the cops tried to pull me over. Mother fucker I had fishing to do while drinking Queer beer, so I called the police chief while they were chasing me and threatened to sue the police department for obstructing my freedom. The police chief asked if I was flying an American flag, I said yes, he said he would fire all the cops chasing me, they stopped chasing me and more cops pulled them over and arrested them for speeding. I was pissed off because my crack pipe ran out of crack and i had to refill it while still doing 140, my exit was there and i got off and was going 100 on the surface street on the way to my fishing spot, ran about 3 red lights that tried to stop me, I then called my lawyer to sue the city for making the lights red to impede my freedom and one was even in a school zone, I got 1 million dollars and they gave tickets to everyone who tried to block me just because they had green lights. I got to my fishing spot and was smoking my crack and caught 3 fish that day. I stayed at the motel 6 that night and made my dog protect my golden truck with an ak47. The dog shot 3 people who came 3 metres within my truck and my lawyer sued them for attempted theft and the cops put them in jail. I love America and freedom I’m voting for Trump.
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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.8 year ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #650,934
release uncensored version of 'Cowboy' or fuck off
+Anonymous C — 1.7 year ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #652,012
I guessed generation Z like thread starter never heard of max headroom & I missed the good old days!
+Anonymous D — 1.7 year ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #652,013
Oh no. This is bad. Real bad. Michael Jackson Bad.
+396474 — 1.7 year ago, 6 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #652,196
This is about life I rate it 10/10.
+Anonymous F — 1.6 year ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,296
https://youtu.be/jshcGcXWSVI
This song is a bop!
This song is a bop!
+Anonymous — 1.6 year ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #654,108
Release your album on spotify then I'll listen
+Anonymous H — 1.6 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #654,113
+Anonymous I — 1.6 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #654,121
@previous (H)
Maybe - the circles I ran in went nuts for those $200 SKS rifles when they flooded in, and my bud got into 9X18 pistols for a minute. Some hillbillies are value concious over patriotic lol (not me dammit - 'merica!).
Maybe - the circles I ran in went nuts for those $200 SKS rifles when they flooded in, and my bud got into 9X18 pistols for a minute. Some hillbillies are value concious over patriotic lol (not me dammit - 'merica!).
·Anonymous D — 1.6 year ago, 16 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #654,122
Ted Nugent, Hulk Hogan, Kids Rock can all go kick rocks. Fuck'em all. Joe Rogan, too.
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