Topic: santa and god and sex and girlfriends
+Anonymous A — 2 years ago #64,426
when i wa sa kid i begged God for a girlfriend
said i would believe and go to church and no girlfriend
when i was a kid i begged santa for a girlfriend for christmas
at christmas no girlfriend under the tree
i did this until i was too old to believe in santa
and too old to believe in god
until when i was 21 i said to santa, ok one last chance, give me a girlfriend
i waited up until 1am and i heard him in the chimney
santa had got stuck and i saw his big fat booty poking out my fireplace
i said santa i dont see no girlfriend
but i see a fine pair of cheeks to do a clappin
i pulled down his trousers
and boy i went to work spunking and chunking
slapped his ass after so hard he went right up the chimney
now i believe in santa
but i would still like a girlfriend
+Anonymous B — 2 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #647,724
On a winter night, a Jewish Santa appeared,
Eyes twinkling with a tale of friendship, love reared.
With snow-white fur and a tail that wagged,
Laughter filled the halls, love was unflagged.
Connection grew strong, heart to heart,
Slippers fetched, cuddles brought warmth to the art.
Wintery land explored, hand in paw,
Husky kisses melted, love's pure flaw.
Christmas magic, husky love's abode,
Jingle in our step, hearts forever intertwined andode.
Cherish unexpected love, let go of doubt,
Life's unforeseen moments may bring love, so sought.
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