Topic: Seeing an escort to lose my virginity

+ducky — 2 years ago #64,403

Had been fantasizing about using a escort so I could finally get laid. I had a 3 hour window today of No one home. I live with my mom and she would kick my ass if she caught me. I found an average looking, big titty, ass, woman on a website with a decent price of $100 that lived in a better area of town. So I used Uber to get there. Had a bbbj, then fucked with a condom, mind u I’m a virgin so putting on a condom was new. I did have a general idea of how (point tip face up then roll down shaft). Asked her if it looked ok she said yes. The moment I entered was so anticlimactic, I was expecting heaven when I entered but it just felt exactly like my $20 pocket pussy from Amazon. It honestly didn’t even feel that good but I just went with the flow. We did missionary, doggy, and cowgirl. Then back to missionary, as I was pulling out to take a breather.. I noticed there was no condom on my dick. She (now standing up) pulls it out of her vagina. Kind of laughs it off and says ”how did that happen?”. We then do bj as that was her last condom. For like 20 minutes and I couldn’t finish for the life of me. I say it’s all good and end it. Now I’m scared shitless that I had a std/sti. What do I do!?

+Anonymous B — 2 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #647,456

Go kill yourself would be a great way to start.

+Anonymous C — 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #647,457

> a escort

+Anonymous D — 2 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #647,458

I guess that's what ya get for breaking the No nut November rule. Was it all worth it, OP?

·ducky (OP) — 2 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #647,466

@647,457 (C)
:'3

+Anonymous E — 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #647,469

@OP
What your pocket pussy fails to give you is ForePlay - You said nothing about IF the body you paid for excited you.

What do I do!?
Wait a few years - Get away from Mommy. Grow UP - Get tested for STD's.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,478

why r u using my name

+Anonymous G — 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,482

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Because their autism tells them to.

·Anonymous C — 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,488

@647,469 (E)
https://youtu.be/TnwqUEelQjE

+396474 — 2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,489

I think she cant get pregnant and also it doesnt mean you can be ill. Anyway sex with prostitute is always more like automatic.

+Anonymous I — 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,490

I'm sure nothing bad will come of this.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,493

@647,482 (G)
makes sense

·Anonymous E — 2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #647,501

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Do you agree with this "Anyway sex with prostitute is always more like automatic."

I wood have thought it wood be more like Stick Shift

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,517

@previous (E)
i dont understand car references i am a woman

·Anonymous E — 2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,519

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Will explain
yellowroses2060@yahoo.com

+Anonymous J — 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,523

@previous (E)
Explain it here. Please.

·John Elmo — 2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,524

+Anonymous K — 2 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,547

LOTTA GOOD EATS
FROM A HOG SPINE'S TREATS
CARTILIGE ALONE MAKE IT
WORTH THE FEAST
C'MON C'MON
YUH HUH
NOW C'MON
SPINE SO GOOD
SPINE SO FINE
50 CENTS
THE DEVIL SAY IT MINE OH MINE
WOW

YOU GIVE ME A LEFT
PASS IT OFF TO THE RIGHT
SPINE MEAT ALL DAY
NERVE JAM BY NIGHT
C'MON
WHOOA YEAH C'MON
ALRIGHT
SPINE ALL DAY
SPINE BY NIGHT
SUCK YOUR BRAIN UP
THROUGH YOUR EYES
SWALLOW HALF YOUR MIND
ALIVE

(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOG SPINE
(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOT SPINE
(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOG SPINE
(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOT SPINE

BLAST IT FROM THE BONE
ROAST TILL YOU MOAN
TEACHER SAY YOU BETTER
LEAVE HOG SPINE ALONE
YOU ROCK
I ROLL
SEVEN DOLLARS
OR MORE
THAT IVE SPENT
ALL MY TIME
SAINTS ALIVE HOT DAMN HOG SPINE!

(blazing, blistering solo)

FEED YOUR FAMILY FROM BEEF AND VEAL
BUT IF YOU WANT GOOD LOVIN' THEN
THIS IS THE DEAL
GIVE IT A TWITCH
BOIL IT ALIVE
NEVER HAD IT BETTER THAN A HOG SPINE
UH

BUY JUST TO RESELL IT
PROBABLY GO BAD BEFORE (SMELL IT)
CAN YOU TASTE THE BASTE
WIPE IT OFF YOUR FACE
FEELS SO GOOD
SUCK SO FINE
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME OH YEAH!

(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOG SPINE
(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOT SPINE
(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOG SPINE
(GIMME GIMME GIMME)
HOT SPINE

+ducky — 2 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,551

i've been masterbating over the membery of it every day since it happened :3

+Anonymous M — 2 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #647,645

I once fucked a milf hooker in Germany and she had a tattoo of the berlin wall across her ass
Full width and her asshole like a hole through it
kind of like an early banksy
I didn't speak enough German to understand her motivations
But I will tell you
Fucking the berlin wall felt great
Also stretching out her ass cheeks and this little guard fella looking at you made me giggle

+Anonymous N — 2 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #647,730

Peaches!

+Anonymous O — 2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #647,748

go bother these wankers ht tp s : / /
8c han . m o e/br i t/

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