Topic: When your bowel movement hits the water
+Anonymous A — 2.9 years ago #64,393
Does it sound like?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Splash | 1 | 11% | |
| Plop | 4 | 44% | |
| Boom! | 1 | 11% | |
| Silence | 2 | 22% | |
| I'll Vocaroo the sound | 1 | 11% | |
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.9 years ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #647,338
C'mon ppl, vote
+Anonymous B — 2.2 years ago, 7 months later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,551
I drop a piece of toilet paper before I take a shit to prevent it from splashing piss water all over my asscheeks.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous C — 2.2 years ago, 19 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,581
Shame no one Vocaroo'd the sound. I was really looking forward to it...
+Anonymous D — 2.2 years ago, 1 day later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,606
·Anonymous B — 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,612
@previous (D)
I can hear the very link itself without even clicking on it.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Erik !saAqdaazn2 — 2.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,614
Mind are so long when it hits the water the other end is still in my arse.
+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 2.2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,615
If local codes weren't so draconian, I'd just build an outhouse out back. Those plastic construction outhouses aren't very relaxing. I want to shit outdoors like the stars intended without going to jail.
·Anonymous D — 2.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #653,627
@previous (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
plant four overlapping rings of trees someair, bounded by thicc shrubbery, and put yon shitpit in the center.
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