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Topic: my mesed up analegy rant

+Anonymous A2.1 years ago #64,321

lets say your parents are to poor to let you have a drivers lisense until your mid twenties becuz they cant aford the insurence. finaly when your twenty five you can get your lisense but you find out becuz your so old you have a diferent drivers lisense class that forces you to drive old cars only. you go to the car lot and see nice new ones and look over them and a sales man comes puts his hand on your shoulder and leads you to the old car section. these cars have 500 thousand + miles and rust. you go home complian on sociale media and a smarmy boomer says just get a classic car it worked for me. well the problem is there expensive and rare and he probbaly knows god damn well that %90 percent of old cars are garbage. you go back to the car lot and stand in the old car section and you get a view of a teenager from a rich family looking at new cars and feel jelous. you tell the sales man you want one of the old cars and when your signing the papers you distract him and switch one of them with a new car paper and sign it when he looks back and wait for him to go to the bathroom before drivign your new car of the lot. its a ton of fun for a few days until a cop stops you asks why your car is so new and checks your lisense and lies that you reissted so he can beat you up before jail for having a too new car

i guess its obviuoius what this analegy is about ik its mesed up

+Anonymous B2.1 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #646,387

Rusty Car.pngIt's all about your mindset. Rust? It's called Patina. Antiques are always interesting and usually camera worthy.

+Anonymous C2.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #646,388

marta-gromova-by-rylsky-12.jpg@OP
> finaly when your twenty five you can get your lisense but you find out becuz your so old you have a diferent drivers lisense class that forces you to drive old cars only
1: You earn the Syntax ceal of approval for spreling.

2: 25 is so old?
She is 25 and her older body proves your analegy is not ok.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #646,389

@previous (C)
> 1: You earn the Syntax ceal of approval for spreling.

cant have ppl recognise my writing style eh what

·Anonymous C2.1 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #646,390

Yugo-Passenger-Front-630x390.jpg@previous (A)
> > 1: You earn the Syntax ceal of approval for spreling.
>
> cant have ppl recognise my writing style eh what

There ain't a single word that does not make cents.
So, explain how at age 25 a drivers lisense would limit you to old cars only.
Shocked yet true- Yugo's rust free are for sale on web. One with only 1800 miles albeit it's EXPENSIVE.
Yugo in image - $3,990 New, $4,995 Now: 1988 Yugo GV

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,391

@previous (C)
> So, explain how at age 25 a drivers lisense would limit you to old cars only.

its a metaphor mate

+Anonymous D2.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,392

Metaphor No.gif@previous (A)
> its a metaphor mate

· !dxXqzZbxPY2.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,393

Metaphor for tc over 25.jpg@646,391 (A)
Notice cost is minimal and transportation is cheep and no drivers license is required. Works for those over 25.

+Anonymous E2.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,394

@previous (!dxXqzZbxPY)

Not everyone lives on the beach.

· !dxXqzZbxPY2.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,395

Skateboard Girl_.jpg@previous (E)
Another popular means of transportation. Works anywhere.

·Anonymous E2.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,396

@previous (!dxXqzZbxPY)

No one is doing that. Not even the Amish.

· !dxXqzZbxPY2.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,397

Amish transportation-1.jpg@previous (E)
> No one is doing that. Not even the Amish.
Take a close look at what she looks like. Clearly an arranged marriage.

+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v2.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #646,400

IMG_0603.jpg@646,395 (!dxXqzZbxPY)
Except dirt, unlike this one..

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