Topic: Splinters suck.
+Anonymous A — 2.2 years ago #64,160
Thanks.
+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v — 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #644,872
Amen
+Anonymous C — 2.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,905
Stop tugging your wood without lube then. That can cause a fire, too which equally sucks..
+Squ Egevara — 2.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,911
that can give you Peyronie's disease. y'all, don't get Peyronie's. you can't fuck straight after that. you have to fuck at an angle, and it can get so bad you gotta fuck like a u-turn. and it gets harder and harder to, uh, it get's softer and h- or, it's difficult. you can't make the turn if you can't enter the intersection.
or worst of all your furiously give yourself "hourglassing" and just like it sounds it kinda des like that in the middle. and everywhere else is fine, but, the whole thing kinda goes like one of those tear shaped punching bags that goes Brr-d-d-d-Dddd Brr-d-d-d-d-Ddddd Brr-d-d-d-Dddddd and that is WAY worse than it sounds.
so yeah. loosen up, treat your self to some way more polish than you think you need and don't -don't get any splinters. take care. most of you only get one.
edit: i'm pretty sure someone on minichan has Peyronie's, tthey got ssuper mad at me when i suggested as much. and, yeah, they don't ever seem to relax, you know? maybe i'm wrong, idk. i'm just pretty sure tho. the brrr-d-d-d-dddd-d kind too. bad. shhh
or worst of all your furiously give yourself "hourglassing" and just like it sounds it kinda des like that in the middle. and everywhere else is fine, but, the whole thing kinda goes like one of those tear shaped punching bags that goes Brr-d-d-d-Dddd Brr-d-d-d-d-Ddddd Brr-d-d-d-Dddddd and that is WAY worse than it sounds.
so yeah. loosen up, treat your self to some way more polish than you think you need and don't -don't get any splinters. take care. most of you only get one.
edit: i'm pretty sure someone on minichan has Peyronie's, tthey got ssuper mad at me when i suggested as much. and, yeah, they don't ever seem to relax, you know? maybe i'm wrong, idk. i'm just pretty sure tho. the brrr-d-d-d-dddd-d kind too. bad. shhh
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+Anonymous E — 2.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,914
·Squ Egevara — 2.2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,916
@previous (E)
i heard all snakes have 1 dick for each snake. but half of all snakes are lady snakes, and they don't have dicks. so that means all male snakes have 2 dicks. and snakes lay eggs. so even though they have 2 dicks... you can see why that must be frustrating for them.
i heard all snakes have 1 dick for each snake. but half of all snakes are lady snakes, and they don't have dicks. so that means all male snakes have 2 dicks. and snakes lay eggs. so even though they have 2 dicks... you can see why that must be frustrating for them.
+Anonymous F — 2.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,917
@previous (Squ Egevara)https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
·Squ Egevara — 2.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,923
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...uh, i have to go return some... shopping. k. cya.(Edited 40 seconds later.)
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