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Topic: End of Days for California

+Anonymous A2.3 years ago #64,094

tsunami-san-andreas.jpgHelp us!!! Oh please help us

https://youtube.com/shorts/_mBHvssK1fE?feature=share


Wages of SIN are death

+Anonymous B2.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #644,107

yt;dw

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #644,109

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+ !dxXqzZbxPY2.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #644,110

Katy Perry California Girls.jpg@OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4

+Anonymous D2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #644,111

Trump IF I were to Run for Presiden.jpg@644,109 (A)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,115

@644,110 (!dxXqzZbxPY)
She sings off-pitch. It’s excruciating to listen to her.

· !dxXqzZbxPY2.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,118

@previous (A)
> She sings off-pitch. It’s excruciating to listen to her.

IF off pitch helps her to be worth A Mega Millionaire, more power to her.

Perry reportedly enjoys a net worth of $330 million as of 2023. According to Forbes, the queen of camp made over $530 million in 2019, outshining the list of highest-paid artists in the industry. In addition to her staggering net worth, the singer earns $25 million per year with her work on American Idol.May 6, 2023

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,119

@644,110 (!dxXqzZbxPY)
not a fan of her kind of music.

I think she is utterly vacuous and desperately needs to not talk in public, because most of what she has to say is monumentally stupid.

·Anonymous D2.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,120

jealousy-disease.gif@previous (A)
" the singer earns $25 million per year with her work on American Idol.May 6, 2023"

+Anonymous E2.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,121

@previous (D)
@previous (D)
> " the singer earns $25 million per year with her work on American Idol.May 6, 2023"

They'd have to pay me at least 30 million to listen to those terrible fame seeking nose singers/mouth breathers.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,122

She's had like one hit in 25 years? lol.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,123

@644,120 (D)
earns? pffffft.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,124

I think gramps must be a lover of the masons..

+Anonymous F2.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,125

Variety is the spice of life quote.jpg@644,121 (E)
> > " the singer earns $25 million per year with her work on American Idol.May 6, 2023"
>
> They'd have to pay me at least 30 million to listen to those terrible fame seeking nose singers/mouth breathers.
That is what is so great about the choices we all have. Music Movies Art Food. People have choices and if they do not like a fruit or vegetable or music artist, they have so many choices.
The same can be said for for for - Women. I like them on the slender side. A little chubby may be ok but the fear is that one day chubby ends up hummmm well Gross.

·Fact Checker2.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,128

Katy Perry Boobs and mouth ready fo.jpg@644,122 (A)
> She's had like one hit in 25 years? lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katy_Perry_discography#:~:text=American%20singer%20Katy%20Perry%20has,of%20Pop%22%20of%20her%20time.
American singer Katy Perry has released six studio albums, seven extended plays (EP), 39 singles (including four as featured artist), and 11 promotional singles. She is referred as the "Queen of Pop" of her time. According to Recording Industry Association of America, Perry has sold 109.5 million digital singles and 17 million albums in the United States. She is also the sixth best-selling digital singles artist in the United States. Throughout her career, Perry has sold 48 million album units and 135 million singles worldwide, making her one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Billboard listed her as the fourth top female artist of the 2010s decade (eighth overall) and the 61st greatest artist of all time. Perry has scored nine number one songs on Billboard Hot 100 and three number one albums on Billboard 200.

She has breast feed, so one can ask her Got Milk? and no doubt she gives great blow jobs.

She currently holds the record for most 5-million-selling singles in the United States, with six of her singles selling over 5 million (in order of release date: "Hot n Cold", "California Gurls", "Firework", "E.T.", "Roar", and "Dark Horse"). Perry also holds the record for the most 6-million-selling songs, with three of her songs—"Firework", "Roar", and "Dark Horse"—selling over 6 million copies. All three have also received Diamond song certifications from the RIAA, making her the first artist to accomplish such a feat.

·Anonymous D2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,129

Katy Perry as Jessica-Rabbit.jpgIn person I viewed her as Jessica on stage.

·Anonymous E2.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,133

@previous (D)

That sounds ridiculous. Listen to yourself and slap yourself afterwards

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,138

@644,128 (Fact Checker)
Do you want to bet she's accept a dinner invitation from you if you added a $1,000,000 cash bonus you bag of bones?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,139

@644,128 (Fact Checker)
I can only think of one hit she's had. She's a has been....JUST LIKE YOU.

· !dxXqzZbxPY2.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,145

Thinking Transform your thinking.jpg@previous (A)
> I can only think of one hit she's had. She's a has been....JUST LIKE YOU.

·Anonymous B2.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #644,155

@644,109 (A)
Please tell me you were being ironic posting this.

+Anonymous G2.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,190

Florida must keep ignoring God's messages.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,196

@644,128 (Fact Checker)
Excuse me? Lmao..
You think have a handful of records that sell 5 or 6 million copies is indictive of stardom?
Shall I list 10 actual STARS who have 20 actual hits who have sold 10 times that like it's nothing?!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,197

I can't hear you!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,198

@previous (A)
5 million copies pffffft.
Look out she's the next Rolling Stones!

+Anonymous H2.3 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,215

Times have changed, and people have changed. I see wee suckling babes that can't hardly hold their head up with a cell phone cradled glowing their arms. I see a plate of political midwest pasta steaming, where a man can not be taken seriously in town without a pink mohawk & an attitude. You can't feed the homeless without them trying to sock it to you for more, more, more- and the bells of the church towers scream that everything is OK! Don't worry- everything is AOK!
The computers scan my open source genome and quietly develop the land to stasis twelve thousand years at a time, any time. How long have I been bare in these harlequin's rags, the emperor's new wardrobe of the pre defeated stragglers- ermine and day-glo and antlers and foam crocs with semi-ironic shoe jewelry hatefully poking fun at the jaunty angles of their too-sincere ugliness. I want to weep, but instead I'm vomiting junk food. I am rotting to the jaw bone, marrow brown, the gray sets in, my glasses inch thicker, and I hate every word I've ever said save HALLELUJAH and I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL!
I can't even imagine the shadowy puppets in my keepsake memory vault are even remotely like the living liquid crystals that used to bridge the networks of my own heart and the wild wind scarred worlds beyond between. I see gnarled trees, and for the first time in my life have had my eyes pried open just enough to see anything, anything but splintered clangorous roulette of hell. This is the cross of the starved survivor, these are the living cobwebs of some dull and throbbing mind slow motion magneto tempest mistaken for prayers twisting egg drop to heaven on electrical frankincense.
Where have all my old friends gone away? To suicide, heart failure, blood clots, turned into precious fuzzy kittens sleeping quietly purring under impenetrable glass, comfortable forever with precious little toes all safe and clean. What do they dream of where nobody knows? Do they dream of me at all? I'm not dreaming, fevered and slack jawed in the endless rain.

·Anonymous H2.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,216

The fear creeps in, and the moment is lost in the brain dead social slime mold networks languishing around the bed bug busses to nowhere. Will they assassinate me further in the night, or will I wither to oily scab upon the vine? I found, completely by Kismet, cruden's lolly gollys must have been twenty years after the hive, and what was made dazzling is that the slavering maw of hell has been open wide, yes, for some time, but for most of us it is a suffocation, blind eyes open wide. The days are an open sore on my failing dreams, I fantasize of egress from hope to comfort, security and exchange with some sort of desperate lottery ticket get rich quick scheme, the sort of swill of life I'd fault my angelic father for believing in, and here I catch the stranger in the mirror holding on to almost nothing but..
Drowning in the lukewarm springs of hope eternal, a coward to circumstance and a dang fool to fate. I'm ashamed of the things I have to say and the packages I have purchased are full of embarrassment and utter total outrages and insane depravity. I am the damned fool of all fools, and deserving of every punishment. My flesh makes pigs cry and my mewling idiocy curdles worms.
Hard times have yet to come. Hard times have yet to come. These are the good old days, and faith alone is gonna see us through, because it's good not good to shrivel up without it. We'll need it when we've spent all our courage and ate our last shred of dignity with salt. We'll need it when the dawn has no shoes, and it hurts to hear music. When there ain't no use for playing cards, and ditch water is looking sweet.

What we need is faith, and trust in faith, and hope that the survivors of our personal apocalypse gain some vital wisdom to steer themselves from the siren's call, to find some green pasture somewhere more welcoming to lay their dear heads in, far from the rotten desolation here in nowhere neverland, where there is so much promise and hope that you'll never feel lonesome again, I say. The young folk smile and ride their bikes by the rivers, and by gum, it ain't quite heaven, but then, it ain't quite bad, is it?

No, it ain't quite bad just yet.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,219

@644,198 (A)
Owned again lol..

+Anonymous I2.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,220

@previous (A)
I am just taking a stab at this topic and the threads. Playing catch up. So, even though Katy is a multi-millionaire and famous star. Her large breasts must put you off, or all you crave is some guys prick.
If you don't care for her tunes try some punk rock. Hip Hop is probably not for you because I sense you're a racist. At least we cannot call you a mother fucker, because your choice would be your own dad.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,224

@previous (I)
They look like swollen over ripened
rapes

·Anonymous D2.3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,226

Faggot identified.gif@previous (A)
> They look like swollen over ripened
> rapes

+Anonymous J2.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,228

@644,198 (A)
> 5 million copies pffffft.
> Look out she's the next Rolling Stones!

Katy Perry makes more money in just 15 minutes of just one single day, then you will in your life time.
You Jelly.

+Anonymous K2.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #644,236

@previous (J)
Dust in the wind, and all her money, won't another minute buy..

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