You truly learn what it means to be a real man. Not that none of you faggots would ever understand. You're probably slurping wet martinis out of some fairy's pee pee.

At Rough Cut Lumber Yard in Lowland, TN. The men who work there shove wood splinters into their tiny penis's to inflate the member with infections.
The competing Lumber yards near by, hire only retarded drunks who get off, thinking the holes in wood are vaginas provided by Jesus herself.
Jesus Christ of course was gay as all fuck based on the many paintings that show him surrounded by only merry men. No women were ever invited to dine
with Jesus.
Image of Tennessee Lumberjack all jacked up on Everclear