Topic: I can’t believe this shit.

+Anonymous A — 2.3 years ago #64,008

🎵 Remember when you got me banned
And I begged you not to say
Because I’ll go berserk?
Well, you got me banned any how
And the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’m totally out of my mind

Well… they’re coming to take me away ha ha
They’re coming to take me away he he ho ho
To the green board where life is deader than my soul
And I’ll be happy to drown my sorrows
With several bottles of Everclear
Yes, they’re coming to take me away ha ha

I tried to be a gentleman
You scoff, you scoff, you know you scoff
And now I drink myself to half death
And…
I’d treat you right.
I’d treat you well.
A princess deserves her royal knight.
Can’t you see I’m all that is man? 🎶

+Alt point of view — 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #643,206

@OP
> And I’ll be happy to drown my sorrows
> With several bottles of Everclear
> Yes, they’re coming to take me away ha ha

The very best thing bert got from his Everclear was this

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

+Anonymous C — 2.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #643,216

@previous (Alt point of view)
Kane?

·Anonymous Z-91 — 2.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,218

@previous (C)
> Kane?

Dang looking him up as I would have no clue who Kane is and I see
Full Name Glenn Thomas Jacobs
Age 55 Years
Net Worth $9 Million
Salary $1.3 Million
Residence Knoxville, Tennessee
Spouse Crystal Maurisa Goins (1995 - Present)

So, Crystal has much Goins on with Millions stashed from Kanes WWE

·Anonymous C — 2.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,219

@previous (Anonymous Z-91)

He’s the mayor of a city in Bert’s state.

·Anonymous Z-91 — 2.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,222

@previous (C)
> He’s the mayor of a city in Bert’s state.

Bert lives in a tiny very tiny town Population: 2,572 and over 40 miles from Knoxville. They have their own no salary Mayor.
Damn this town has it going on with the only event listed for the next 4 months
Horseshoe Tournament. bert at over 300 pounds would fall over re bad center of gravity when tossing a horseshoe.

+Anonymous D — 2.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,234

Believe me when I tell you I didn't read, lol

+Anonymous E — 2.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,237

@643,222 (Anonymous Z-91)

What’s the town’s name?

·Anonymous B — 2.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,240

@previous (E)
Best if I not share. I could and have in past. Once I mentioned berts most fav musical instrument and a MOD came down hard on me.
Now honestly what would you do when your fav burger joint cannot justify opening up in such a tiny tiny town.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,253

@previous (B)
Is it White Pine, Tennessee?

+Anonymous F — 2.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,270

@previous (A)
Miles match. The only Event matches.
Now you need to locate the basement where he resides.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,272

@previous (F)
The population matches as well. The miles and pop. were just off by one. But that’s Syntax for you.

·Anonymous B — 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #643,291

@previous (A)
IF You're going to Quibble about a Tenth of a mile or so?

·Anonymous E — 2.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,295

@previous (B)

There is one problem. He said Bert's favorite burger place couldn't survive there, but there's a Wendy's at the truck stop.

+Anonymous G — 2.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,317

@643,253 (A)
Remember the movie called Theres something about "Mary"?

+Anonymous H — 2.3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,320

@643,295 (E)
> There is one problem. He said Bert's favorite burger place couldn't survive there, but there's a Wendy's at the truck stop.

Truck stop and Wendy's location sure looks Miserable.

·Anonymous G — 2.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,324

@previous (H)
He doesn't live near white pine, he lives south of Knoxville. I gave a half a clue in this post...

@643,317 (G)

·Now Really — 2.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,326

@previous (G)
> He doesn't live near white pine, he lives south of Knoxville. I gave a half a clue in this post...

I have his address - telephone number and even his Mothers home phone number and photos of the cough cough home. Airviews as well and the trash piles in the back of the house, helping breed the rats. Keeps berts food budget in check so he can fill up on Everclear.

And by the way - There is a Published Obit of his Dads funeral with a full list of who attended as well as a list of his Dads relatives - Would you care to take a guess of WHO IS MISSING from Funeral as well as the names of his Dads children?

Clearly bert back then was considered Trash worth discarding from the family.

+Anonymous I — 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,338

@previous (Now Really)

+Anonymous J — 2.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #643,340

@previous (I)

·Anonymous I — 2.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #643,347

@previous (J)

https://youtu.be/NrXJwWqmrMU

·Anonymous I — 2.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #643,348

@643,340 (J)

https://youtu.be/rbkQk_1OV9Y

·Anonymous D — 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #643,354

@643,347 (I)
@previous (I)
Believe me when I tell you I didn't watch, lol

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