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Topic: Jared Fogle got sliced up in the pin I heard

+Anonymous A2.4 years ago #63,944

Serves him right for losing so.much weight from eating sliced sammiches

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #642,677

4D867FDC-D0EE-419C-A2D5-026DE3DBCE0.jpgHow many kids could fit in those pants? Thank God he lost weight and is locked up

+Anonymous B2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #642,678

Jared Fogle Republican+Dream+Team+2.jpgHow much longer does Jared Fogle have?
Where Is Jared From Subway Now? Is Jared Fogle Still in Jail ...
His projected release date is March 24, 2029, according to Federal Bureau of Prisons online records. Two years into his sentence, in January 2017, Fogle was reportedly beaten by a fellow inmate, Steven Nigg, who pushed the disgraced spokesman down and “unloaded a barrage of punches” to his face, TMZ reported.Jun 6, 2023

+Anonymous C2.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #642,679

Jared Fogles former bed mate When S.pngFogels asshole quadrupled in size After Steven cut it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBCrEMkF0Lw

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+Anonymous D2.4 years ago, 18 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #642,700

Fake tuna will cause intense rage in the can.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #642,712

38680E2F-CE3C-42F3-92DF-95E37268524.jpg@642,677 (A)

Apparently a whole lot.

+Anonymous E2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #642,717

Jared Fogel SCUMBAG.jpg@previous (A)
https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/subway-jared-fogle-speaks-from-prison-i-royally-screwed-up/
‘Subway’ Jared Fogle speaks for first time from prison: ‘I royally screwed up’
Pervy pitchman Jared Fogle feels remorse for all the damage he has done — to his career.

The jailed pedophile and former face of Subway penned a letter from prison that cited an inspirational quote from “The Shawshank Redemption” and detailed his workout routine.

“I really royally screwed up to wind up where I am,” the father of two said in a hand-written letter dated Nov. 7, 2021, and exclusively obtained by The Post. “I was selfish and entitled.”
Fogle — who prosecutors said had some 400 child-porn videos in his possession — pleaded guilty in August 2015 to a child pornography charge and paying for sex with an underage girl after traveling from Indiana to New York City. He was ordered to pay $1.4 million in restitution to 14 victims.

He is now serving 15 years and eight months at the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) in Englewood, Colo.
Fogle, now 44, was lambasted in 2015 when a Post cover infamously declared: “Enjoy a foot long in jail.”

This is the first time he has spoken about his life behind bars.

He wrote that he is inspired by a line from the movie “The Shawshank Redemption.”

“Something like, ‘You can either get busy living or get busy dying’ when you are sent to prison. I’ve done everything I can to get busy living and make the most of this unwanted experience.”
Former Assistant US Attorney Steven DeBrota, one of the prosecutors in Fogle’s trial, told The Post that Fogle’s “unwanted experience” was not caused by “a single mistake or bad decision — [it was] the result of a long-standing and persistent pattern of criminal behavior.”

“The case will always be about [Fogle’s] victims, not his prior successes in life, his latest characterization of his actions or his present situation,” added DeBrota, who served 30 years as a federal prosecutor and is now vice president and chief counsel at the National White Collar Crime Center.

Fogle, who wrote that he thinks “about all the people I’ve let down every single day, especially my family,” has a son and a daughter, now 11 and 9, with his second wife, Kathleen McLaughlin. After he was busted on the sex charges, she announced she was seeking a divorce, which was finalized three months later.

The former Subway spokesman rose to fame in 1999 with his claim to have defeated obesity by exercising and slashing his daily calorie intake to 2,000 from 10,000. Lunch was the chain’s 6-inch turkey sub, a bag of baked potato chips and a Diet Coke. For dinner, he had a foot-long veggie sub and a Diet Coke. Fogle piled up an estimated $15 million fortune appearing in Subway’s advertising campaigns.

As for his prison diet, he wrote: “I try to avoid too much junk food. I snack on granola bars and protein bars. I feel really good physically and mentally.”

Fogle, who has repeatedly fought to have his sentence reduced, wrote that he must serve at least 85 percent of his sentence. The earliest he can walk is March 24, 2029, according to Federal Bureau of Prisons records. He will have to register as a sex offender.

According to prosecutors during his trial, Fogle solicited escorts to “provide him with access to minors as young as 14 to 15 years.”

“I very much look forward to re-starting my life and enjoying every moment with my family who have stood by and supported me,” Fogle wrote. “I’m so lucky to have them.”

Of course my child will be much too old for me to do as I used to do.

+Anonymous F2.4 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #642,810

Nice post. And yet, you liberals LOVE you some wild wild sex orgies.Bet your little blue pills are really draining all your cold hard cash lately, huh grandpaw?

+Facts R Us.2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #642,811

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> Nice post. And yet, you liberals LOVE you some wild wild sex orgies.Bet your little blue pills are really draining all your cold hard cash lately, huh grandpaw?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201712/what-fraction-men-develop-erectile-dysfunction-really
Age when interviewed (both studies)…Men admitting any ED

18-29: 7%

30-39: 9%

40-49: 11%

50-59: 18%

57-64: 31%

65-74: 43%

75-85: 45%

Well Hells Bells. Sources tell "US" So far no pill required. However a quick lookC at web at cost = $1 to $5

A decent mid-range Bourbon whiskey is $40 and you get 25 one ounce shots = $1.60 per shot - So cost of pill vs cost of Whiskey is close nuff.

Anon F "We" places a bet you ain't got any for a decade plus- Not much good to be younger and a Incel

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