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Topic: Even better suicide method

+Anonymous A2.4 years ago #63,910

Ok I made a thread about the best suicide method but I got an even better idea

You study acting for years and become a famous stage actor. So it will take some work. Do a bunch of plays, musicals, doesn't really matter just needs to be something that draws a crowd and is prestigious. So then you use your fame to perform in New York on Broadway at a big musical like Hamilton or whatever and you get a solo part. This will take some years or maybe even a decade to prep for

Then when it comes time to do your solo, you just get on stage and yell OBAMA AND BEYONCE ARE NIGGERS HAHA and shoot yourself live on stage lol!

Be sure to leave a manifesto saying that your whole career was leading up to this moment and you never really enjoyed acting or your audience and fans, and it really was just a means to an end. Literally an end, lol! It will be best if during your career you talk a lot about social justice or whatever so they're more surprised when you declare Beyonce to be a negress.

I mean how do they even recover from this? The show must go on? Well not today haha

+Anonymous B2.4 years ago, 10 hours later[T] [B] #642,379

Racist you racist piece of shit.gif

+Anonymous C2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #642,380

@OP
@previous (B)
You're both pieces of shit.

+Anonymous D2.4 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #642,452

I used to dream of prepping for ten years to make a political statement that becomes major news for a while.

+Anonymous E2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #642,460

TRUMP Down and on way to HELL.jpg@previous (D)
> I used to dream of prepping for ten years to make a political statement that becomes major news for a while.
Same dream yet someone will beat me to doing this POLITICAL STATEMENT
Trump will do well in Hell.

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