Topic: Best suicide method
+Anonymous A — 2.4 years ago #63,901
If I killed myself, this is how I’d do it. You got to do it right. I’d get a job fixing people’s computers. Like at Geek Squad or something like that.
I’d go over to someone’s house when we get a call. I’d get on their computer, take a look a bit, and then say “excuse me ma’am, can I use your bathroom real quick?” So I’d get in the bathroom, lock the door, shit and piss over everything, stab myself in the legs and wrists so there’s blood everywhere, and then shoot myself. The stabbing part is important because if you just shoot yourself in the head it might not empty out all the blood and you want as big of a mess as possible. Maybe you should jack off one last time to get cum all over everything too lol!
So some time would pass, and she’d start wondering why you’re in the bathroom so long. But think about it. You don’t want to interrupt someone in the bathroom right? It’s weird. But then half an hour goes by, an hour, two hours, and you’re still in the bathroom and the door is locked and you’re not working on their computer like they expect.
So I don’t know what happens later or if/when they kick down the door or pick the lock or something, but once they get inside, they find your shit, piss and blood everywhere and a dead body. They make a call to get their computer fixed and get this instead. There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door. So there you go.
I’d go over to someone’s house when we get a call. I’d get on their computer, take a look a bit, and then say “excuse me ma’am, can I use your bathroom real quick?” So I’d get in the bathroom, lock the door, shit and piss over everything, stab myself in the legs and wrists so there’s blood everywhere, and then shoot myself. The stabbing part is important because if you just shoot yourself in the head it might not empty out all the blood and you want as big of a mess as possible. Maybe you should jack off one last time to get cum all over everything too lol!
So some time would pass, and she’d start wondering why you’re in the bathroom so long. But think about it. You don’t want to interrupt someone in the bathroom right? It’s weird. But then half an hour goes by, an hour, two hours, and you’re still in the bathroom and the door is locked and you’re not working on their computer like they expect.
So I don’t know what happens later or if/when they kick down the door or pick the lock or something, but once they get inside, they find your shit, piss and blood everywhere and a dead body. They make a call to get their computer fixed and get this instead. There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door. So there you go.
+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v — 2.4 years ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #642,323
I think the gun shot would bring a quicker response.
+Anonymous C — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #642,327
+Anonymous D — 2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #642,341
@OPYou would pass OUT. Not die and end up with paramedics taking you off for a clean up and clean bed and food for a few day or more as they evaluate you for mental health. You would get released and get a bill for Mega $$$ to pay hospital.
+Anonymous E — 2.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #642,356
Dont do it op
+Anonymous F — 2.4 years ago, 57 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #642,358
Make sure you don’t spend more than $20.
+Anonymous G — 2.4 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #642,455
What if they refuse to let you use the bathroom, ever thought ahout that?
Also, entering someone else's property armed might draw suspicions. What if they have metal detectors installed on their doors? What if their dog is trained to smell gunpowder? Ever thought about that?
Also, entering someone else's property armed might draw suspicions. What if they have metal detectors installed on their doors? What if their dog is trained to smell gunpowder? Ever thought about that?
+Anonymous H — 2.4 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,674
> There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door
Only sensitive autists like yourself would give a shit someone killed themselves or whatever. Most people don't care and would go about their lives like nothing happened.
Only sensitive autists like yourself would give a shit someone killed themselves or whatever. Most people don't care and would go about their lives like nothing happened.
+ !dxXqzZbxPY — 2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,682
@previous (H)
> > There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door
>
> Only sensitive autists like yourself would give a shit someone killed themselves or whatever. Most people don't care and would go about their lives like nothing happened.
I am still haunted by an employee who said some odd things to me and I should have engaged that employee in more conversation before walking away. The next day we found out he committed suicide. Had no clue he was married. Very young 18 or so.
Just a few words might have resulted in a different outcome.
> > There’s no amount of therapy in the world that can fix that psychological damage when they open the door
>
> Only sensitive autists like yourself would give a shit someone killed themselves or whatever. Most people don't care and would go about their lives like nothing happened.
I am still haunted by an employee who said some odd things to me and I should have engaged that employee in more conversation before walking away. The next day we found out he committed suicide. Had no clue he was married. Very young 18 or so.
Just a few words might have resulted in a different outcome.
·Anonymous H — 2.4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,709
Cool story bro.
+Anonymous J — 2.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,722
+Anonymous Googolplex — 2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,727
@previous (J)Exactly what good is that Pay? OK Sure it will help towards the expensive Funeral stuff
+Stinkynutt — 2.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,741
Cut your peppers off at the mall while singing ( joe shit the rag man) and
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