Topic: Merrin here, with HUGE news regarding the horse/fly lateral thinking problem.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.4 years ago #63,867
Hello friends. The time has finally arrived. It is clear to me that nobody is going to solve the problem and so I have posted in the main thread a link to the Russian intellectual TV quiz show ('что где когда?') from which I took the problem, thereby effectively gifting you the answer.
Thus, by taking pity on you like this, I hereby officially announce that the problem defeated you all :)
Thus, by taking pity on you like this, I hereby officially announce that the problem defeated you all :)
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.4 years ago, 31 minutes later[T] [B] #641,863
This is a hoax, do not waste your time.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #641,864
+Anonymous C — 2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,865
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
That is some bullshit hour and a half long of people talking Russian..Fuck loser!
That is some bullshit hour and a half long of people talking Russian..Fuck loser!
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,866
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,867
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Did you think a Russian TV quiz would be in Japanese? You berk :)
No priest talks that way. That is why you are an imposter and I am the real priest here.
I will pry for your excommunication.
> Did you think a Russian TV quiz would be in Japanese? You berk :)
No priest talks that way. That is why you are an imposter and I am the real priest here.
I will pry for your excommunication.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,869
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > Did you think a Russian TV quiz would be in Japanese? You berk :)
>
> No priest talks that way.
What way?
> > Did you think a Russian TV quiz would be in Japanese? You berk :)
>
> No priest talks that way.
What way?
·Max von Sydow !wngLGRsHnQ — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,872
@OP
Go soak your sinful penis in holy water to cleanse the rectal residue off of it. Then try to keep it out of children's orifices.
Go soak your sinful penis in holy water to cleanse the rectal residue off of it. Then try to keep it out of children's orifices.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,873
+Anonymous E — 2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,879
Hey, thanks! Could you post the specific episode that the problem appears in?
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,883
+Anonymous F — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,886
Getting your affairs in order?
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
·Anonymous E — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,891
+Anonymous G — 2.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,893
+Anonymous H — 2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,899
Merrin is very silent. Probably running for cover because he is afraid to protect his buddy Putin.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,903
@previous (H)
Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
+Anonymous — 2.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,904
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
Family? You said you're a Priest. You're too old for your mother & father to be alive. If you mean your sister, who they way you married, that does not make for a family.
> Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
Family? You said you're a Priest. You're too old for your mother & father to be alive. If you mean your sister, who they way you married, that does not make for a family.
+Anonymous J — 2.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,905
@previous (Anonymous)
> > Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
>
> Family? You said you're a Priest. You're too old for your mother & father to be alive. If you mean your sister, who they way you married, that does not make for a family.
Family are the choir boys he has rounded up, for Merrin's holy water injections.
> > Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
>
> Family? You said you're a Priest. You're too old for your mother & father to be alive. If you mean your sister, who they way you married, that does not make for a family.
Family are the choir boys he has rounded up, for Merrin's holy water injections.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,906
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,907
@641,905 (J)
> > > Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
> >
> > Family? You said you're a Priest. You're too old for your mother & father to be alive. If you mean your sister, who they way you married, that does not make for a family.
> Family are the choir boys he has rounded up, for Merrin's holy water injections.
"A source of living water that flows from within believers" (John 7:38)
> > > Not at all. I've spent a lovely day with my family, laughing my pious ar*e off at folk thinking a Russian civil war was about to happen :)))
> >
> > Family? You said you're a Priest. You're too old for your mother & father to be alive. If you mean your sister, who they way you married, that does not make for a family.
> Family are the choir boys he has rounded up, for Merrin's holy water injections.
"A source of living water that flows from within believers" (John 7:38)
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,208
Bump.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,210
+Anonymous K — 2.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,211
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP))
> I am still trying to pull the Russian Translation of the riddle out of my asshole.
Damn man I understand the food in Russia is mostly crap. If you're going to be a vegetarian, try and find a better source of veggies.
> I am still trying to pull the Russian Translation of the riddle out of my asshole.
Damn man I understand the food in Russia is mostly crap. If you're going to be a vegetarian, try and find a better source of veggies.
· !dxXqzZbxPY — 2.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,213
Forget about the food in Russia. Here are two views of an adult Ukraine woman now living in Russia.· !dxXqzZbxPY — 2.4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,214
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,215
·Anonymous K — 2.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,217
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Who the fuck are you to tell us who is the correct Merrin. Merrin is a well known fictional character. There can be no real Merrin, with the exception of the actor who Portrayed Merrin.
The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
Who the fuck are you to tell us who is the correct Merrin. Merrin is a well known fictional character. There can be no real Merrin, with the exception of the actor who Portrayed Merrin.
The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,218
@previous (K)
Of course you're correct. It's my Bipolar nature and memory loss issues. Treatment here in Russia is expensive and limited.
Of course you're correct. It's my Bipolar nature and memory loss issues. Treatment here in Russia is expensive and limited.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,220
@642,217 (K)
> The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
Von Sydow's dead you berk :)
> The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
Von Sydow's dead you berk :)
·Anonymous I — 2.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,221
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
>
> Von Sydow's dead you berk :)
Can you prove that? Do you have DNA from his remains? Based on your posting style and where you have decided to live, you're more dead than alive. I agree with many here. Your life is more about bullshit and trolling the net, than real work.
> > The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
>
> Von Sydow's dead you berk :)
Can you prove that? Do you have DNA from his remains? Based on your posting style and where you have decided to live, you're more dead than alive. I agree with many here. Your life is more about bullshit and trolling the net, than real work.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,222
+Anonymous M — 2.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,224
@642,221 (I)
> > > The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
> >
> > Von Sydow's dead you berk :)
>
> Can you prove that? Do you have DNA from his remains? Based on your posting style and where you have decided to live, you're more dead than alive. I agree with many here. Your life is more about bullshit and trolling the net, than real work.
One would have to know Dave aka Merrin from scatchan days. He is a very depressed person with odd fetishes. He is only into young boys. His priest gig runs hot and cold. One cannot expect honesty from him. I think he was born in the UK. Who moves to Russia lolololol. Such a horrible country to live in. Perhaps we should feel sorry for him.
> > > The actors contract may forbid the actor from even using that moniker anymore.
> >
> > Von Sydow's dead you berk :)
>
> Can you prove that? Do you have DNA from his remains? Based on your posting style and where you have decided to live, you're more dead than alive. I agree with many here. Your life is more about bullshit and trolling the net, than real work.
One would have to know Dave aka Merrin from scatchan days. He is a very depressed person with odd fetishes. He is only into young boys. His priest gig runs hot and cold. One cannot expect honesty from him. I think he was born in the UK. Who moves to Russia lolololol. Such a horrible country to live in. Perhaps we should feel sorry for him.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,227
+396474 — 2.4 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,282
Theres only solution of this...Fuck it :D
·Anonymous J — 2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,288
·Anonymous C — 2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,292
@previous (J)
> ChatGpt gave me three solutions and said there were MORE.
I have been telling you all for months now that all lateral thinking problems can have multiple answers.
> ChatGpt gave me three solutions and said there were MORE.
I have been telling you all for months now that all lateral thinking problems can have multiple answers.
+Anonymous O — 2.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,315
·Anonymous J — 2.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #642,345
@642,292 (C)
That includes asking ChatGpt for a solution to 2+2=5. There is one good proof that proves this true. Prior to ChatGpt, any proof of 2+2=5 broke a rule of math. With ChatGpt solutions and there are several, all are valid. You just need to know the "Key" Word that will get ChatGpt to go into gear to solve the problems and there maybe be at least 11 variations for proof.
That includes asking ChatGpt for a solution to 2+2=5. There is one good proof that proves this true. Prior to ChatGpt, any proof of 2+2=5 broke a rule of math. With ChatGpt solutions and there are several, all are valid. You just need to know the "Key" Word that will get ChatGpt to go into gear to solve the problems and there maybe be at least 11 variations for proof.
+Anonymous P — 2.4 years ago, 4 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,432
@642,315 (O)
> The horse was eaten. The fly is in Kazakhstan.
Notice how OP never refutes this answer.
> The horse was eaten. The fly is in Kazakhstan.
Notice how OP never refutes this answer.
+Anonymous Q — 2.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,435
@OP
It's great that you found the solution to the problem and shared it with everyone. Solving difficult problems can be challenging, and sometimes we need to seek help or resources from different sources. It's always a learning experience, and remembering that there are various ways to find solutions can be beneficial. If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask!
It's great that you found the solution to the problem and shared it with everyone. Solving difficult problems can be challenging, and sometimes we need to seek help or resources from different sources. It's always a learning experience, and remembering that there are various ways to find solutions can be beneficial. If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask!
·Former Anonymous G — 2.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,436
@641,893 (G)
> > ?
>
> >>>63868
> mod edit: internal link
How did I fail to notice the mod edit???????????
Of course no memory of what I did that would get edited. Oh well.
> > ?
>
> >>>63868
> mod edit: internal link
How did I fail to notice the mod edit???????????
Of course no memory of what I did that would get edited. Oh well.
·Former Anonymous G — 2.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,437
@642,435 (Q)> It's great that you found the solution to the problem and shared it with everyone. Solving difficult problems can be challenging, and sometimes we need to seek help or resources from different sources. It's always a learning experience, and remembering that there are various ways to find solutions can be beneficial. If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask!
Shared it with everyone
What are you drinking? Have you shot up Heroin and downed some Fentanyl? Fact is Merrin never had a solution at all. Of course he said he did just as he said he is Father Merrin. He could not be such because his movie character died died died.
Merrin never had any solution. Given there are multiple solutions all provided by ChatGpt - and many have provided their own solutions ALL VALID!
So, Troll Anonymous Q I guess you took Trolling 101 And decided to do a reply.
·B Mod 
— 2.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #642,448
@642,436 (Former Anonymous G)
You posted a full http link to another thread on tc. I changed it to an internal link. Most people either forget that this feature exists or are too lazy to shorten the url themselves.
You posted a full http link to another thread on tc. I changed it to an internal link. Most people either forget that this feature exists or are too lazy to shorten the url themselves.
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