Topic: EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY?
+Anonymous A — 2.5 years ago #63,853
Recording from Turner Classic Movies this PM - My Netflix version is NOT the original and TCM has the original.For a Bar - B - Q Sat PM
In the San Fernando Valley, Valerie Gail works as a manicurist at the Curl Up & Dye salon. Dissatisfied with the lack of sexual interest from her fiancé, Dr. Ted Gallagher, she receives a makeover from her friend and the salon manager, Candy Pink. That night, Valerie sets out to seduce Ted, but instead, he arrives home with a nurse. Heartbroken and angry, Valerie kicks him out and destroys his belongings.
Meanwhile, three furry aliens—Mac, Zeebo, and Wiploc—from the planet Jhazalla are traveling in a spaceship. It has been a long time since they have had female companionship, and they receive a broadcast showing human females. They are titillated by these "hairless", shapely creatures. A fight between Zeebo and Wiploc causes the spaceship to plummet toward Earth, and they crash land into Valerie's swimming pool while she sunbathes. Valerie is frightened at first, but then she invites the aliens into her home. She calls her surf bum friend Woody to come over and drain the pool so the aliens can repair their ship. Despite a language barrier, the aliens prove to be quick learners and absorb American pop culture and language by watching television.
Ted tries to call Valerie and leaves a message informing her that he will return home later that night. Fearing Ted's reaction, Valerie takes Mac, Zeebo, and Wiploc to the salon. Although initially scared, Candy agrees to help the aliens blend into their surroundings. After having their fur shaved off, the aliens turn out to be human-looking and attractive. The group decides to go out and party at a local nightclub, where the aliens' looks, athleticism, and incredibly long tongues soon catch the eyes of every woman in the place. Valerie and Mac begin to fall for each other.
Ted arrives home and, finding Valerie missing, calls the police. She soon arrives with the aliens, claiming she won an MTV contest to spend the weekend with a rock band. Ted angrily demand that the aliens leave, but when two police officers arrive, Valerie tells them that Ted is attacking her guests. As the officers escort Ted away, he calls off the wedding. Despondent, Valerie retreats to her bedroom and Mac goes in to console her. They discover that they are anatomically compatible and have sex.
The next day, the pool is fully drained, and Zeebo and Wiploc are working on their ship when Woody stops by and offers to take them to the beach. They agree, and after accidentally holding up a convenience store, Zeebo and Wiploc are soon driving down a freeway the wrong way, in reverse, with the police in pursuit. Mac discovers his crew mates are in trouble and goes to help, but gets arrested along with Woody in a case of mistaken identity. Valerie smashes the police vehicle to get arrested, too, so she can go with Mac.
MORE MORE to Read yet that would give away the Ending and such.
+Anonymous B — 2.5 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #641,581
You're a piece of shit.
+Anonymous C — 2.4 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,581
All I know is that it features Geena Davis briefly nude. Beyond that, I couldn't give two shits less about this movie.
+Anonymous D — 2.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,592
@previous (C)> All I know is that it features Geena Davis briefly nude. Beyond that, I couldn't give two shits less about this movie.
+Anonymous E — 2.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,602
im gonna face-fuck you in front of everyone then bury your old decrepit body
+Anonymous F — 2.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,607
@previous (E)
·Anonymous F — 2.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,608
+Anonymous G — 2.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,622
AI written post?
·Anonymous D — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,627
+Anonymous H — 2.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,633
·Nony (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #642,657
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