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Topic: This just happened today

+Mitch McConnell2.5 years ago #63,840

It all started with the discovery of some secret Illuminati meetings happening at the Federal Reserve Headquarters. People from all walks of life were in attendance, ranging from Libtards to Nazi's. They were all conspiring together in a plan to bring about the eventual downfall of mankind and bring the devil to earth.

The plan was to launch a false flag operation and set the Eiffel Tower ablaze. Everything seemed to be going exactly according to plan until Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene decided to crash the meeting.

At first, the Illuminati members were taken aback. After all, why would two members of the US government be at the Federal Reserve Headquarters? But when they finally noticed the pair, it was already too late. Trump and Greene had discovered the Illuminati's sinister plot and their entire plan was about to be exposed.

In a matter of minutes, the Supreme Court had disbanded the Illuminati and their activities were declared illegal. Everyone involved in the group was arrested and put on trial with charges ranging from treason to conspiracy against the government.

The court also ordered the payment of the entire federal debt level as reparation for the damages caused. Hillary Clinton and Obama were both convicted of this crime and were sentenced to life in prison while the other members of the Illuminati were given longer sentences.

The downfall of the Illuminati serves as a reminder to this day on the consequences of dark plots and conspiracies against humanity. Evil truly does not prevail and justice will always be served.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI2.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #641,346

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+Anonymous C2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,349

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> Illuminati

+Cunt Swaggler2.5 years ago, 19 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #641,354

Eye am the illuminati....

+Anonymous E2.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #641,403

Arab money is bad money indeed.

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