Topic: My plans
+Ron DeSantis — 2.5 years ago #63,758
Ron DeSantis had been a loud and proud conservative Governor of Florida for two year, and many of his decisions had been heavily influenced by his beliefs. He had been vocal about his stance to crack down on lefty "cancel culture" as well as gays and trans people.
But today, he was about to take his politics to a whole new level. Without prior warning, he seized control of all radio, television, and cable networks and announced his plans to transform Florida into a communist one-party dictatorship.
The speech echoed across the entire state. "It is time for the people of Florida to rise up and fight against the woke movement and the gay agenda!" he hollered. "I hereby declare the secession of Florida from the Union and the formation of the People's Republic of Florida, or PRF. All people who are deemed dangerous, including Joe Biden and Barack Obama, are to be banned from our state beneath penalty of arrest! We must take back our freedom and control, or suffer the consequences of the oppressive left and their gays!"
His plans for the state seemed extreme, but they were met by widespread backing and cheers across the GOP. Walt Disney World was the first target of the newfound communist rule - Politburos quickly took over and converted the Kingdom into a state-run enterprise. Universal Studios followed soon after.
Shockingly, the Republican Party of Florida quickly disintegrated into the Communist Party of Florida. Things took a further extreme turn when Fox News was replaced with state-controlled media outlets. Those with alternate sexual orientations and gender identities were, of course, banned from the state, and anyone who broke the newly-instituted laws were quickly deported to Georgia.
Ron DeSantis had done the unthinkable - he had successfully made Florida into a one-party state.
Two years later, the new laws remain in effect. While the world watches with fascination, Ron DeSantis continues to remain the loudest and most passionate supporter of the People's Republic of Florida. In a world of diversity and seemingly uncontrollable political inclinations, DeSantis stands a ruler in a frozen ideological sea.
+Anonymous B — 2.5 years ago, 22 minutes later[T] [B] #640,155
You're a piece of shit.
+Damn lets call it an end — 2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,160
I m tired carrying waters to the thirsty gods
Nothing can quench it except being right anyway
·Damn lets call it an end — 2.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,161
What to do. Creed above everything.
Maybe get your land controlled first.
I feel so fucking welcome
Kekw
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,162
Then again. It dont really exist anyway
Just really dumb people wasting waters... being used to easy text. As their s(he)icks said.
All welcoming
But picky as fuck
Like womens and trannies
At least the faggots said openly.
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,163
maybe thats why they picked up kungfus
Ah fuck
I totally misinterpret them.
Their gods really got limited queue i guess.
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,164
What ta do! God have taken socialism. Communism.
Collectivism.
Equal share or whatver
Clearlyone person dont need to share anything at all."person".
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,165
Collectivism is good
I guess apocalypse is coming
And the big man is slowing off
Like a turtle
In a crocodile's mouth
PBUH indeed. RIP.
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,166
Damn i am being occupied too. Haha
No lands in the sands.
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,167
Clearlythe lord didnt care about you that much.
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,168
There are only good and evils here
No victims. No chars in trees. No confused things. No left outs.
Where s the diagram?
Guess god didnt kept one.
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,172
get sick first have fun later
Covid
·Anonymous C — 2.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #640,175
Collectivism means caring for the many i g
One person's problem dont mean nuthin
Meanwhile. Even old people can shoot bombs and kill so
Guess thats why you dont get friends.
+Anonymous D — 2.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #640,215
MAN : "INSTEAD OF PLASTIC BAGS, I USE THE PACKAGING THAT HOLDS TISSUE BOXES TO BAG MY TRASH.
PROBLEM IS, I HAVE TO BUY MANY PACKS OF TISSUE BECAUSE THERE IS RUBBISH TO THROW EVERY NIGHT!"
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