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Topic: Merrin here. It looks like I might be going to jail for a while.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U2.6 years ago #63,738

Friends! My bishop is thinking about appointing me minister of our local jail. There I will offer counsel and Christ's salvation to the lost souls of our penitentiary system. Wish me luck! I'm meeting with him at 5pm.

+Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 33 minutes later[T] [B] #639,956

Somebody has to absolve those pedophiles of their sins. Why not a fellow pedophile?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #639,959

@previous (B)
> Somebody has to absolve those pedophiles of their sins.

Pedophilia is not a crime and people do not go to jail for it.

Bless you for the input, friend.

·Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #639,961

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+Anonymous C2.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #639,962

Why don't you tell everyone the real reason you're going to jail?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #639,963

@previous (C)
> Why don't you tell everyone the real reason you're going to jail?

I did. To minister to the lost and the forsaken.

+Anonymous D2.6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,964

@639,959 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > Somebody has to absolve those pedophiles of their sins.
>
> Pedophilia is not a crime and people do not go to jail for it.
>
> Bless you for the input, friend.

Of course, it isn't. The inventor of the Catholic Church Jesus Christ, was a Pedophile and part time faggot. That is why the Catholic Church is now called, the Pedophile Catholic Church. New Pedophile Catholic Church Bankruptcy's are in the news today. That makes two this week. The Parish must protect those precious chalices and stained-glass windows. Sure, the sale of such would help the abused children, alas Priests need the chalices to get drunk with.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,965

@previous (D)
> > > Somebody has to absolve those pedophiles of their sins.
> >
> > Pedophilia is not a crime and people do not go to jail for it.
> >
> > Bless you for the input, friend.
>
> Of course, it isn't.

Bless you for agreeing with me, friend.

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