Topic: Sprite Story
+Anonymous A — 2.6 years ago #63,713
It had been a long and tiring day for Cedric. All he wanted to do was to curl up on his couch and relax. But a loud and obnoxious headline he spotted on the TV caught his attention. With a sigh, he reached over to grab his can of Sprite, contemplating if he should bother reading it.
When his thumb touched the can, a thought suddenly struck him: “I don't give a fuck".
Cedric cracked open the can and started sipping on it. He thought, “I'm stressed out, I'm busy, and I'm certainly not interested in reading some irrelevant headline”. But still, he got back remains of curiosity and kept reading. As the headline came into focus, Cedric felt a sense of disappointment. It was one of those typical celebrity gossip stories - something about two ex-lovers of a famous singer.
Cedric let out a groan and leaned back on the couch. He took a deep swig of his Sprite and thought, "I don't give a damn about some celebrity drama, I just want to relax". He sighed, put his empty can aside, and switched off the TV.
“I don't give a fuck," he muttered to himself. And with that, Cedric finally drifted off into a peaceful, drama-free sleep.
When his thumb touched the can, a thought suddenly struck him: “I don't give a fuck".
Cedric cracked open the can and started sipping on it. He thought, “I'm stressed out, I'm busy, and I'm certainly not interested in reading some irrelevant headline”. But still, he got back remains of curiosity and kept reading. As the headline came into focus, Cedric felt a sense of disappointment. It was one of those typical celebrity gossip stories - something about two ex-lovers of a famous singer.
Cedric let out a groan and leaned back on the couch. He took a deep swig of his Sprite and thought, "I don't give a damn about some celebrity drama, I just want to relax". He sighed, put his empty can aside, and switched off the TV.
“I don't give a fuck," he muttered to himself. And with that, Cedric finally drifted off into a peaceful, drama-free sleep.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #639,621
[Op is not a piece of shit]
+Anonymous B — 2.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,625
I don’t give a fuck. I was drinking Sprite throughout your fucking story.
+396474 — 2.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,634
But question is who is Cedric?
+Sprite Girl — 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,636
Why have a can of Sprite when you can have a bottle, followed by fucking my pussy?+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,637
+Anonymous F — 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,656
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