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Topic: Gamers are such sinners.

+Anonymous A2.6 years ago #63,699

img-2023-04-29-20-16-53.pngHopefully, we could change things with I Am Jesus Christ, the first ever RPG game that lets you see the miracles of our lord and savior first hand as you explore his world as well as complete missions straight out of the good book. Cleanse your soul with this unique one of a kind title unlike any game you have ever played before. From the developers who brought you instant classics such as Bum Simulator, Chinese Frontiers, and Car Mechanic Simulator. I Am Jesus Christ promises to bring a new lease on life in a brand new and engaging way that will captivate gamers everywhere. No... seriously... this game is like Skyrim, but with Jesus, man. You gotta check it out.

Coming soon to the Steam platform.

Repent sinners for he is coming.

Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/Gw0WdDCR9zg

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+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U2.6 years ago, 32 minutes later[T] [B] #639,444

Alter boys makes my cock rigid!

+Catholic God2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,445

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Confess your sins, my son, and all shall be forgiven.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY2.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #639,446

That Resident Evil 4 remake is pretty good though

+Anonymous E2.5 years ago, 3 weeks later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #640,595

Woman : "Didn't you buy a one-year gym membership? Why aren't you using it?"

Man : "Nah - no time."

Then... Sudden closure of UFC Gym outlets here

Man : "AHH! MY money is wasted!!"

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