TinyChan

Dear friends,

I'm writing to you today with some exciting news! After much contemplation and soul-searching, I have decided to convert to Islam. That's right, the man formerly known as the QAnon Shaman is now the Quran Shaman.

I know what you're thinking: "Jacob, how could you betray us and switch sides?" But let me assure you, this decision was not made lightly. I have always been a spiritual person, and I believe that Islam is the right path for me. Plus, the fashion choices are way more comfortable than those tight QAnon shirts.

Now, I know that some of my former peers may be hesitant to accept my decision. But I want you to know that I still have the utmost respect for all of you. I may no longer be a QAnon believer, but I will always cherish the memories we made together storming the Capitol and spreading baseless conspiracy theories.

As the Quran Shaman, I am committed to promoting peace and understanding between different cultures and religions. I have already started learning Arabic and studying the Quran, and I look forward to sharing my newfound knowledge with all of you.

So, to all of my former QAnon comrades, I say this: I still love you, but I'm moving on. To my new Muslim brothers and sisters, I say: Assalamu Alaykum! Let's make the world a better place together.

Sincerely,
Jacob Anthony Angeli Chansley (aka the Quran Shaman)

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