Topic: Soul ownership contract
+Anonymous A — 3.1 years ago #63,519
Call me a piece of shit to accept my ownership of your soul
+Anonymous B — 3.1 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #637,895
You're a piece of shit.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #637,896
+Anonymous C — 3.1 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,988
I am ending this contract and returning your soul. It's unruly, and plays loud music all the time. Good riddance.
+Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,989
+Anonymous E — 3.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,990
@previous (D)
No it's me dawg. I just clear my history often because all phones seem fully committed to showing other people in anyway possible how much of a dirty bastard I am.
No it's me dawg. I just clear my history often because all phones seem fully committed to showing other people in anyway possible how much of a dirty bastard I am.
·Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,991
·Anonymous E — 3.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,992
@previous (D)
I don't want the dude walking around thinking he has no soul, I suppose if he doesn't believe me either, he's just going to be pleasantly surprised when he dies.
I don't want the dude walking around thinking he has no soul, I suppose if he doesn't believe me either, he's just going to be pleasantly surprised when he dies.
+Anonymous F — 3.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,001
Soul contracts are iron clad and you cannot revoke the agreement. This applies for both the owning party and the soul.
+Anonymous G — 3.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,002
Why would you even want the you're a piece of shit guy's soul? As a soul salesman, you must be aware that you've now acquired a lemon that will be a liability if you sell it on.
·Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,006
+Anonymous H — 3.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,009
·Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,066
@previous (H)
> or a homeless person?
Don't you think homeless people have enough awful shit in their lives without you adding a cursed soul to the mix?
> or a homeless person?
Don't you think homeless people have enough awful shit in their lives without you adding a cursed soul to the mix?
+Anonymous I — 3.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #638,105
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