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Topic: Soul ownership contract

+Anonymous A2.7 years ago #63,519

Call me a piece of shit to accept my ownership of your soul

+Anonymous B2.7 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #637,895

You're a piece of shit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #637,896

@previous (B)

Thanks

+Anonymous C2.7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,988

I am ending this contract and returning your soul. It's unruly, and plays loud music all the time. Good riddance.

+Anonymous D2.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,989

@previous (C)
Unserious fraud termination, you're not OP- you're probably B on a different ID.

+Anonymous E2.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,990

@previous (D)

No it's me dawg. I just clear my history often because all phones seem fully committed to showing other people in anyway possible how much of a dirty bastard I am.

·Anonymous D2.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,991

crossed cat.jpg@previous (E)
yeah... sure...

·Anonymous E2.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,992

@previous (D)

I don't want the dude walking around thinking he has no soul, I suppose if he doesn't believe me either, he's just going to be pleasantly surprised when he dies.

+Anonymous F2.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,001

Soul contracts are iron clad and you cannot revoke the agreement. This applies for both the owning party and the soul.

+Anonymous G2.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,002

Why would you even want the you're a piece of shit guy's soul? As a soul salesman, you must be aware that you've now acquired a lemon that will be a liability if you sell it on.

·Anonymous D2.7 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,006

@previous (G)
lmfao

+Anonymous H2.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,009

@638,002 (G)

What if I donate it to the church or a homeless person?

·Anonymous D2.7 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #638,066

@previous (H)
> or a homeless person?
Don't you think homeless people have enough awful shit in their lives without you adding a cursed soul to the mix?

+Anonymous I2.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #638,105

@previous (D)

Well I was thinking they could illegally sell it on the black market

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