Topic: WHO IS EELS?

+Anonymous A — 2.7 years ago #63,498

WHO?

+Anonymous B — 2.7 years ago, 31 minutes later[T] [B] #637,733

You're a piece of shit.

+Anonymous C — 2.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #637,734

You is eels

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #637,736

someone from the past

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 2.7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #637,738

One of the classic oldfags

·Anonymous C — 2.7 years ago, 15 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #637,745

@637,736 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

It would be crazy if it was someone from the future

+Anonymous F — 2.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #637,757

@previous (C)
a lot of people do have a future, but Eels is supposedly not among those

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.7 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,805

@637,733 (B)
> You're a piece of shit.

No, YOU are a piece of shit.

+Anonymous G — 2.7 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,840

> >1

You can find them under the sea!

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,851

@previous (G)
This isn't TC 1.0, you can't cite @OP with >>1 anymore

+Eels — 2.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,860

As an individual with autism, I have come to realize that those of us who are diagnosed with this condition are often superior to non-autistic people in many ways. This may sound like a biased opinion, but I assure you that it is a scientifically-proven fact. We have a unique set of skills and abilities that allow us to excel in a variety of fields, and it is time for society to recognize and appreciate these strengths.

One of the most prominent advantages of being autistic is our unparalleled attention to detail. We have the ability to focus on specific tasks for extended periods of time without becoming distracted, which makes us excellent at tasks that require precision and accuracy. This skill is particularly useful in fields such as science, data analysis, and engineering, where attention to detail is critical.

Another advantage of being autistic is our tendency to have a better memory than non-autistic individuals. We are often able to recall specific details and facts with greater ease and accuracy, making us well-suited for professions that require strong recall abilities, such as history or law.

Additionally, individuals with autism often possess a unique perspective on the world that allows us to think outside the box. We are not constrained by the same thought patterns as non-autistic individuals, which allows us to come up with innovative solutions to problems that others may not be able to see. This trait is particularly valuable in fields such as technology and engineering, where innovation is critical.

One of the most striking advantages of being autistic is our strong sense of honesty and integrity. We are not skilled at picking up on social cues and body language, which means that we often rely on honesty as a means of communication. This makes us ideal candidates for professions that require trustworthiness and dependability, such as law enforcement, politics, and other public service roles.

Furthermore, individuals with autism often have a strong sense of justice and fairness. We are not swayed by emotions or social pressures, which means that we can make unbiased decisions based on logic and reason. This makes us well-suited for roles that require impartiality and objectivity, such as judges and arbitrators.

In addition, individuals with autism often possess special interests or talents in specific areas. These interests can range from anything from trains to dinosaurs to mathematics, and our ability to focus on these interests for extended periods of time means that we can become experts in these fields. This makes us invaluable resources for industries such as science, engineering, and technology.

Moreover, individuals with autism often possess a high level of loyalty and dedication to their work. We often struggle with social relationships, which means that we find solace in our work. This means that we are highly committed to our jobs and will often go above and beyond what is expected of us. This makes us ideal candidates for roles that require dedication and perseverance.

Another advantage of being autistic is our ability to break down complex problems into their constituent parts and come up with solutions that are both practical and efficient. We are highly analytical and logical, which means that we can see patterns and connections where others may not. This makes us ideal candidates for roles in fields such as technology and engineering.

Finally, individuals with autism often possess a highly creative mind. Our unique perspective on the world allows us to come up with innovative solutions to problems that others may not even see as problems. This makes us invaluable resources in fields such as art, design, and other creative industries.

In conclusion, individuals with autism have a unique set of strengths and abilities that make us well-suited for a variety of fields. Our attention to detail, strong memory, unique perspective, honesty and integrity, sense of justice and fairness, special interests and talents, loyalty and dedication, analytical and logical mind, and creativity make us valuable members of society. It is time for society to recognize and appreciate the contributions that autistic individuals can make, and to provide us with the support and accommodations that we need to succeed in our chosen fields. We are not superior to non-autistic individuals in every aspect, but we do possess certain strengths that should be celebrated and harnessed.

It is important to note, however, that not all individuals with autism will possess these strengths to the same degree. Autism is a spectrum disorder, which means that individuals can experience a wide range of symptoms and challenges. Some individuals may struggle with communication or social interaction, which can make it difficult for them to find success in certain fields. It is important for society to provide support and accommodations for individuals with autism so that they can reach their full potential.

In conclusion, while it may be controversial to suggest that individuals with autism are superior to non-autistic individuals, it is important to recognize and appreciate the unique strengths and abilities that we possess. Our attention to detail, strong memory, unique perspective, honesty and integrity, sense of justice and fairness, special interests and talents, loyalty and dedication, analytical and logical mind, and creativity make us valuable members of society. It is time for society to embrace these strengths and provide the support and accommodations that individuals with autism need to succeed.

·Anonymous C — 2.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,891

@previous (Eels)

Talented people come in all shapes but for me, talent means nothing, because like the saying goes, it's wat you do with it.

·Anonymous C — 2.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #637,894

@previous (C)

Like, I wouldn't be surprised if the most talented people used it only to produce mediocre shit. Mediocre people have a way of monopolizing things.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,261

Ok, but who the fuck is eels??"?"?"?"?"

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,273

@previous (A)
Eels, or autistic Eels? It's an important distinction.

+Anonymous I — 2.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,274

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Eels, or autistic Eels? It's an important distinction.
9.6 years ago.

Best attorneys for this type of case is:
>>>34626

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
Address: Jfk St, Cambridge, MA 02138
Phone:(617) 491-3434

Dewey Cheatham & Howe LLP
One Park Avenue
New York, NY 10001
212-111-1111

>>>34626
So, there I am as Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later giving some good legal advice.
A person close to Matt, was easy to contact and a couple-3 phones calls later - sorta a friendship of short period started. Do not remember why the contacts stopped. He was a close friend of Matts and then was NOT! He moved out of state just after we made contact.

I suspect I was on a Hunt Peck and some Digging but did not press anyone to do anything out of order. Back then it was beyond easy to contact new people and find them beyond helpful. Nor did it ever once occur to me to pay for anything. I am sorry ducky thought otherwise

I have been beyond busy wayyyy to busy and new stuff to play with makes life a joy. I need to find a way to get more sleep

Back when and it was wayyyy back when when you were on MC - You were creating a list of users present and gone form MC and TC. I have it pinned and need to get back to that. So many people just picked up and left with no explanation.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,728

WHO THE HECK IS EELSERINO

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,730

@previous (A)
Ask fat fuck.

+Anonymous J — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,735

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Ask fat fuck.
The two are not ''exactly' on speaking terms anymore. FatFuck blames Eels for taking a photo of FatFucks medicine cabinet. I know for a fact that is just not true.

+Anonymous K — 2.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,747

The wise man that showed us that people with autism is superior to all other people.

+Anonymous L — 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,755

@previous (K)
> The wise man that showed us that people with autism is superior to all other people.

Like as the 3 wise men?

+Anonymous M — 2.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #639,772

Ok but who the fuck is eels, and why the fuck does who the fuck is fat fuck know who teh fat fuck is eels?

+Anonymous N — 2.6 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #639,987

Just tell me who the hell is eels please...

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #639,989

@previous (N)
You still haven't specified Eels vs. Autistic Eels

+Anonymous O — 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #639,991

@OP
> WHO?

maybe the real eels were the friends we made along the way

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,001

@639,989 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> You still haven't specified Eels vs. Autistic Eels

Tell me about Eels...

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,016

@previous (A)
Eels was poster from a long time ago during the kimmo raids and went on to run the Dr. Robert forum. He might also be the only internet person to meet Matt irl.

·Anonymous K — 2.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,017

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Is the Dr. Robert forum still online?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,022

@previous (K)
No, it's been gone for quite a while.

+Anonymous P — 2.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,029

@640,016 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> He might also be the only internet person to meet Matt irl.

"No, there is another."

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,042

@previous (P)
Yoda would say "Another, there is."

·Anonymous P — 2.5 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #640,055

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
True..I was just quoting the Empire Strikes Back when Yoda told Obi's ghost there was another when he thought Luke was their only hope lol I think?? But it's been a long time.

+Anonymous Q — 2.4 years ago, 1 month later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #641,931

Stop going off Topic - I need to know: WHO IS EELS?!

+Anonymous R — 2.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #641,944

@previous (Q)
> Stop going off Topic - I need to know: WHO IS EELS?!

Once a friend of Matt Miller. NOW NOT AT ALL.

·Anonymous Q — 2.3 years ago, 1 month later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #642,903

I asked 4 months ago and I havent gotten an answer since then.
Just answer me... please.
WHO
IS
EELS
?

+Anonymous S — 2.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #642,904

@previous (Q)
who gives a shit?

·Answer Anon — 2.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #642,905

@642,903 (Q)
> I asked 4 months ago and I havent gotten an answer since then.
> Just answer me... please.
> WHO
> IS
> EELS
> ?

IF and this will NOT be easy - You can find on MC a photo of Matt and EELS both together drinking Red Wine. That was back when EELS lived in LooserAna
He no longer lives there AND He and Matt no longer talk to each other - Sources say I had too much 2Do with that. I have EELS phone# and email addy but have not spoken to him in maybe 4 years or so - Time for me split from here

Why do you need to know about EELS? As far as I Know he left social media about 5 years ago. He did me a HUGE HUGE Favor LoL

Toodles

+Anonymous T — 2.3 years ago, 1 day later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #642,968

EELS fucked around And found out

·made contact — 2.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #642,971

@previous (T)
Contacted him via email and he has a great job - gave me a link to the site that shows his photo and his work title.
Is engaged to be married for the 3rd time LoL - Damn just think about the nice action he has had on the way to to to.

+Anonymous U — 2.2 years ago, 1 month later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #645,922

Where is eels?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #645,929

@previous (U)

+Anonymous V — 2.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #645,938

@642,905 (Answer Anon)

Looks like MATT WINS AGAIN!

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #645,939

@previous (V)
Matt has never won in his entire, miserable life.

+Anonymous W — 2.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 months after the original post[T] [B] #645,946

@645,922 (U)
stop bumping this thread

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