You're a piece of shit.

Death is a natural and inevitable part of life.
Death follows a predictable pattern, only in the sense that without exception we all end up dead.
Fond memories of "off-site discussions with eels. Oh, and how much incite eels gave me about his "Once friendship with Matt" Most of my interactions with eels had nothing to do with his former friend, because we quickly moved past that "Nonsense"