Topic: John 13:7

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.8 years ago #63,190

And Jesus replied, "You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand"

+ !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.8 years ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #636,025

Those who pray to Jesus are Praying to a Zombie. Before Jesus died for his Sins, he taught his followers the Practice of Cannibalism. To Eat his Body and Drink his Blood.
Days after his death he returned as a Zombie.
Mark 14:22-25

+Anonymous C — 2.8 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #636,062

@previous (!dF.2uOrLPs)
Technically he came back a revenant, not a zombie.
Zombies are created when a living human is scratched by a zombie. There is no reanimation stage, they simply go from a state of living animation to a state of dead animation.

+Anonymous D — 2.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #636,126

after Jesus came back and did all sorts of bad ass tricks where he had like cloaking powers and could vanish from sight, he levitated into outer space in an immortal form to do God knows what. Perhaps he is still in outer space in physical form. Perhaps he lurks these very boards, looking for his next potential super miracle blessing to fall upon.... you!

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