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Topic: the best technique to wipe your ass?

+Anonymous A2.9 years ago #63,154

so what is the best way to wipe your ass properly? I consider myself a very thorough ass wiper but lately, even after a 3 minute session of wiping my anus it feels like my ass will still make skid marks with anything it comes into contact with. Should i try baby wipes? Different toilet paper brand? I'm all ears

+Anonymous B2.9 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #635,808

You're a piece of shit.

+Anonymous C2.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,809

Like wiping a marker

+Erik2.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,810

I wouldn't worry so much about it. A few skid marks isn't a biggie.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,811

@previous (Erik)
it is a biggie if i want clean underwear... or a finger in there

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+Anonymous E2.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,812

@previous (A)

You’re wanting a finger in your butt?

+Anonymous F2.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,814

My maw-maw taught me to wet the tp b4 swiping.

+Anonymous G2.8 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #636,413

TP first then wet wipe to clean

or peri bottle (water bottle to shoot water at your hole)

+Anonymous H2.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #636,415

Costanza.jpg> not waiting to take a shit until right before you shower

+Anonymous I2.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #636,417

crazy-doctor-38191751.jpgAlways take a shit after a shower, because otherwise it's too dirty for the anus to open and there's risk of infection.

+Anonymous J2.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #636,418

@previous (I)
> Always take a shit after a shower, because otherwise it's too dirty for the anus to open and there's risk of infection.

I usually shit after a shower because I have a tendency to be lazy. I always hope it's a clean shit, but half of the time, it's not.

+Anonymous K2.8 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #636,444

Remember when Syntax discussed how to wipe her butthole with a young teen girl on here?

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