Topic: Sitting on a park bench
+Anonymous A — 2.9 years ago #63,120
playing with my dick covered with my coat.....wrong?
+Anonymous B — 2.9 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #635,581
Get a Yanket, dweeb+Anonymous C — 2.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,596
You know how people dream about writing "the great American novel" or whatever? For almost 15 years I've had this idea to create an epic copypasta about a guy who discreetly masturbates himself to orgasm while getting a haircut at a place like SportClips. Then he just pays for the haircut and walks out, leaving jizz all over the inside of the cape.
It just struck me as something so ridiculously outrageous that it would blow up on 4chan. However I have no experience in this area, and I'm a terrible writer, so this post is as close to the light of day as the idea will ever see.
It just struck me as something so ridiculously outrageous that it would blow up on 4chan. However I have no experience in this area, and I'm a terrible writer, so this post is as close to the light of day as the idea will ever see.
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