Topic: babies r gross

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3.3 years ago #63,094

everyone around me makin babies lately, cant wait til my eggs dry up and die fall out and never work ever again

babies r so fucking gross

my friend keep snapchatting me but several times i heard her baby shitting itself in the background. it is PTSD bcuz i just had an entire week of dreams about fucking shitting like what the fuck

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 3.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #635,368

i had dreams about babies overflowing diapers, about toilets not working, about intestinal surgery for bowel movements, i cant anymore please make it stop, i never wanted to hear a baby shitting its so disgusting its the worst sound in the world

+Anonymous B — 3.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,369

Are you one of those woman who believe all guys are rapists? I know in America if you look anything less than perfect and make less than 6 figures you are labelled as a rapist.

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+Anonymous C — 3.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,371

@previous (B)
That's exactly the sort of thing a rapist would say...

+Anonymous D — 3.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #635,372

Lol.

Edit: Please reward me

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+Anonymous E — 3.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,375

@OP
> cant wait til my eggs dry up and die fall out and never work ever again

The rest of humanity feels the same way.

·Anonymous E — 3.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,376

@OP
Also, as a father of a 14 month old I can tell you that if you can hear a baby shitting over the phone then the kid needs very serious medical attention. A baby shitting is almost completely silent. You know it's happened by smell, not sound.

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+Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v — 3.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,378

Lol, Ducky…

+Anonymous G — 3.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,379

shucky me duckys wit QUACK QWACK
QWERTY on QWERTY dat QUACK QWACK

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 3.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,396

i forgot i posted this

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 3.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,397

@635,376 (E)
its snapchat so its a video and its a smart phone and her baby is next to it and i dont wanna reflect on tbe sound anymore why did u make it replay in my head i was doubting myself now it wont stop oh make it.stop

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 3.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,398

@635,378 (Omen !!WhT+nWEl9v)
i will clean litter box np it is neat and clean poops and even the pee solidifies for quick disposal 10/10 recommend cat as perfect replacement to human baby

+Anonymous H — 3.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #635,421

Schizo

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