Topic: How to get a date in 2023
+Anonymous A — 3.3 years ago #63,022
You take a test to see how ugly you are. If you are very ugly, you’ll need to pay 300 dollars to make you not a rapist. If you look perfect you don’t have to pay anything. You go to a dating site and post proof you are not a rapist to your profile. If you are perfect you are automatically not a rapist.
You go to https://a.co/d/ib2JGFZ and buy the dates you’re looking for.
Easy
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+Detective Mike Kimbell — 3.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #634,962
STING OP! WHERE'S THE CROW WHEN YOU NEED HIM?! HE FELL FROM THE RAFTERS ON PORPOISE!?not even nibbanz I'm the kind of guy to gift a gab to a unicorn's hoarse pusspuss, not throat no throat cancel
+Anonymous C — 3.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #634,964
@OP> You take a test to see how ugly you are. If you are very ugly, you’ll need to pay 300 dollars to make you not a rapist. If you look perfect you don’t have to pay anything.
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> You go to a dating site and post proof you are not a rapist to your profile. If you are perfect you are automatically not a rapist.
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> You go to https://a.co/d/ib2JGFZ and buy the dates you’re looking for.
+Anonymous D — 3.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #634,965
Just get a hooker. Costs the same as a first date with none of the stupid bullshit of a first date.
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