Topic: I NEED A PENIS!
+Anonymous A — 2.9 years ago #63,004
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the balls?
Where's the streetwise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
Late at night, I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere, just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder
And rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet, yeah
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there is someone, somewhere watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood, blood)
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
And where are all the balls?
Where's the streetwise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
Late at night, I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere, just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder
And rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet, yeah
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there is someone, somewhere watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood, blood)
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
It’s gotta be strong, and it’s gotta be fast
And it’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the morning light
It’s gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'til the end of the night
+Anonymous B — 2.9 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #634,862
you are a piece of shit!!
+Ms Wade — 2.9 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #635,062
Bravo
+Anita P. Nesse — 2.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #635,064
What?
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+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 2.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #635,065
tl;dr
+Anonymous F — 2.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #635,068
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