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Topic: God is a Girl

+Anonymous A3 years ago #62,921

Whenever there is a natural disaster, we always point our fingers at Mother Nature. However, God has dominion over nature and "mother" is a term used for nursing women. "Girl" is sometimes used to describe women. Therefore, God is a girl.

+Anonymous B3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #634,331

You're a piece of shit.

+Anonymous C3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #634,332

Satan.gif@OP
God is

+Dachan-da3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #634,335

lol 5/10 bud

+Anonymous E3 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #634,355

Interesting how God's gender is somewhat indeterminate in modern times, yet nobody disputes that Satan is male...

·Dachan-da3 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #634,359

religions not a toy bud, dont throw this on me

+Anonymous F3 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #634,363

interesting perspective, okay

+Anonymous G3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #634,365

Any female under 40 is a 'girl'.

·Dachan-da3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #634,366

lol 0/10 bud

· !dF.2uOrLPs3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #634,370

Crutch giphy.gif@634,359 (Dachan-da)
Religion is

+Donald Q Trump3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #634,383

God is a man you snowflake libtard. The devil is a girl.

·Dachan-da3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #634,388

virginitys not a toy bud, grow up and leave

+Anonymous I3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #634,421

@634,355 (E)
> Interesting how God's gender is somewhat indeterminate in modern times, yet nobody disputes that Satan is male...

Many does.
Anyway bible and other religious texts are made too be interpreted in many ways. It's nonsense by design

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