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Breaking news. The nazi Eternal God Emperor Obama left his lair at 14:00 today and started shooting force lightning at random people in the streets. He was able to do this for 30 minutes until it was broght to Donald Trump's attention. He came down as fast as he could doing 100 in his ford focus, but tears came as obama was taking everyone's money. He then used his lightsaber to scare Obama back into his lair. Trump, when he got back to the white house found out that Hillary Clinton had snuck into the white house to pass an executive order to repeal the bill of rights. Before it went into effect he was able to get Mitch McConel to use a Jedi mind trick on the Nazi nancy pelosi to pass a bill to reinstate the bill of rights and mitch passed it through the senate, even without support of the Nazi party. The bill of rights was restored in 2 hours after it was repealed. in the bill was a provision that made it retroactive. Nazi state media NBC asked trump why he didn't just pass an executive order to do all that. Trump explained that only nazis use executive orders and that it was against the wishes of the founding fathers to use nazi methods to pass laws and they are unconstitutional.

The next day, when Trump woke up in the White House, he heard 10 thousand nazi's protesting that they want to be able to kill patriots. He called the DNC to negotiate with them. They were able to silence the protest for 10,000 dollars. Before trump can turn on the independant media, Fox news, Obama stormed into the oval office on his broom. Obama exclaimed "In the name of our great Adolf Hitler I order you to start killing americans". Trump refused, he did what he always did to repel nazism. He took 5 flags from his desk and started waving them very fast. This made obama lose his magic and fall to the ground. Obama was crying on the floor as Trump called secret service. Obama was escorted out of the oval office kicking and screaming. Trump sighed and said "All nazis are like that when you take their power away". After lunch, Trump got a phone call from Alex Jones. He was so excited. Alex Jones told Trump that there was someone special in Jone's office. Could it be? It was George Washington. Trump asked to talk to the patriot. Washington told trump "Obama was defeated today as I defeated the Nazi King George. You will be remembered as a patriot to America. Next thing you need to do is take down the Federal Reserve." Trump got in his ford focus and went straight to the Fed. He went straight through the front doors and with a loud voice yelled "I am here to restore freedom! I am here to defeat you!! Come out and face me now!!" He heard a door open down the hall. He could not make out who it was. When they got within 20 feet of trump, he saw that it was one of the biggest Nazis of all: colin kaepernick. Trump suddenly got terrified and rightly so. Trump, with a flag he brought, took it out and started waving it to generate freedom. Kaepernick, undetered took out his Nazi flag and started waving that, countering the freedom being made in the room.

Colin seemed to have been winning until 10 members of the secret service showed up. One of them had a boombox. They sat it down and played the national anthem on loop. All 10 stood for it with Trump. Freedom was outdoing the nazi flag as they were also waving American Flags. Colin, kneeled to try to generate tryanny off the same national anthem that was being played. This still wasn't enough. Colin took his illuminati whistle and used it. All the hallways of the fed filled up with Nazis and they all kneeled for the anthem. It was 500. Trump knew he had been outnumbered. Not scared, he called Mitch McConnel to send in backup. All reupublican senators, representitives and their staff showed up all standing for the Anthem. The freedom well outnumbered the nazi's tryanny. Colin not giving up yet tried to call nancy pelosi, but she was busy golfing. Trump asked Colin: "What's wrong? Do nazi's just love golf. You lose game over."

Colin went to the computer in the lobby, logged into his illuminati administrator account and shut down the federal reserve and surrendered to the secret service. Freedom has been restored to America. 2 years later the nazi party gets dissolved as Obama and all democrats in office are executed for being nazis. America is finally great again.

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