…it’s practically a guillotine.
You're a piece of shit.
That is an absolutely asinine comparison.
@OP
Can you use it for like cutting up salami and cheese for a holiday platter and shit like that? If so then that's very cool you have guillotine-like dick.
Probably not very good for fucking or getting it sucked or even pissing thru but at least it has some utensil type value. Maybe if it is long enough and your back is flexible enough you might be able to shave with it also? Just have to be careful you don't behead yourself.
Yep it might be cool to have a sharp, guillotine-like dick.
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