Topic: Girl, my dick is so sharp…

+Anonymous A — 3.1 years ago #62,646

…it’s practically a guillotine.

+Anonymous B — 3.1 years ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #632,387

You're a piece of shit.

+Anonymous C — 3.1 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #632,470

That is an absolutely asinine comparison.

+Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #632,472

hey look evrybdy its swrd d ck

+Anonymous E — 3.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #632,473

@OP
Can you use it for like cutting up salami and cheese for a holiday platter and shit like that? If so then that's very cool you have guillotine-like dick.

Probably not very good for fucking or getting it sucked or even pissing thru but at least it has some utensil type value. Maybe if it is long enough and your back is flexible enough you might be able to shave with it also? Just have to be careful you don't behead yourself.

Yep it might be cool to have a sharp, guillotine-like dick.

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