Topic: How I never get arrested

+Kid Rock — 3.1 years ago #62,644

1. Try to give the cops donuts. Usually this works
2. Have another cop arrest them because it’s illegal to pull me over or arrest me
3. Sue the cops immediately
4. Make myself a judge and drop the charges
5. Continue doing 120 in a 60

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+Anonymous B — 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #632,368

You're a piece of shit.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,369

i never got arrested either

+Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,370

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

lol

·Anonymous D — 3.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,371

@632,369 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> i never got arrested either

do you have any stories of times you thought you may be in a sting operation or something?

+Anonymous E — 3.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,372

She will never be arrested because she's so hot, no man can go near her.

+Anonymous F — 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,374

Lock me up and snort away my key

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,376

@632,371 (D)
no lol

+Anonymous G — 3.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #632,383

@OP

6. Be white.

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