Topic: Reminder about my truck

+Kid Rock — 3.7 years ago #62,639

My truck has solid gold panels, KR on the hood to show who it belongs to, a 1700 horsepower engine powered by jet fuel and a nuclear 2000 horsepower nuclear reactor, I can go up to 185 miles per hour. I have a 5 seat cab and behind it there’s a fully staffed mobile donut truck for when the cops pull me over to serve donuts and coffee to get them to not give me a ticket or put me in jail. Behind that is a 22ft long truck bed. The truck sits 3 feet off the ground. The sound system can override all FM frequencies at once so I can yell at people in front of me for not doing 90 in a 60 because I’m above the law and can do 90 in a 60 and 120 in a 70. If someone stops me from doing 120, that person goes to jail.

+Anonymous B — 3.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #632,337

You're a piece of shit.

+Anonymous C — 3.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #632,338

Forget about your truck. Would you like to fuck?

+Anonymous D — 3.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,344

Release the uncensored version of Cowboy, faggot.

+Anonymous E — 3.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #632,346

@OP

no cup holders

+Anonymous F — 3.7 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #632,349

@OP
You're a True Patriot. Trump 2024!!

·Anonymous F — 3.6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #632,564

Is that Syntax's daughter who has been in med school for 23 years?

+Anonymous G — 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #632,567

@previous (F)
Here is Syntax's daughter. She looks a lot like him. Nothing like that babe in the anon C's pic.

+Anonymous H — 3.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #632,576

No 1 trucks

·Anonymous D — 3.6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #632,578

@previous (H)

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