Topic: Thinking of converting to Judaism

+Anonymous A — 3.8 years ago #62,317

Thoughts? Advice?

+sussumu !7Wz/hSMCRQ — 3.8 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #629,961

thoughts: you're a braindead retard
advice: kill yourself

+Anonymous C — 3.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,965

@previous (sussumu !7Wz/hSMCRQ)

Racist

+Nigger Joe — 3.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,971

> thoughts: you're a braindead retard
> advice: kill yourself

+Anonymous E — 3.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,973

Why

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,974

@previous (E)
Islam doesn't spiritually fulfill me anymore.

·Anonymous E — 3.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,976

@previous (A)
Why be religious at all

+Anonymous F — 3.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,977

I pray to Covid now. It doesnt guilt trip me for being a struggling bachelor. No wait...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,980

@629,976 (E)
I don't want to go to Hell when I die.

·Anonymous E — 3.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,981

@previous (A)
Hell isn't real

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,982

@previous (E)
Yes it is.

·Anonymous F — 3.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,985

Everyone is useless muslims who cares about being right for free. No wonder theism died on its own lol

The majority is garbage to them and they think they have godly decrees

So fucking insecure and troubled

Deservws to get fucked thinking their bowing is top tier, self centered garbage.

·Anonymous F — 3.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,986

Just like god puts cain second, i guess the space have always been limited.

He dont train childrens of the fallen, and only create adversity thinking it is educational

Look what happens. It deserves babel and a million blasphemies that ll come to him

And just like he created the incestgyptian and lets it grow to butcher the jews, he ll make everyone devil borns, because thats how all being it is.

And now, you all have to go to space. Because your spirits are useless, bowing 5 times a day or a million time, you need to brees too, to shoq your haedwork.

I guess god evolves too
Like the monkeys who wrote about it
Hahaha

Except, nobody knows how long we all gon live

·Anonymous E — 3.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,992

@629,982 (A)
Why do you think this?

·Anonymous F — 3.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #629,997

@629,980 (A) thats like saying i dont want to ever got sick, forever and ever

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #630,013

@629,992 (E)
Because I've seen it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #630,014

@629,997 (F)
It isn't.

+Youdontwanttobewrongtoo — 3.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #630,015

Sorry but the gods have reached their limits and he thinks you are all useless fags so it s time to wake the pharaohs and egypts and enslave you all again like the white supremacists did as it is the only way to squeeze out spirit juice from you like back then there s mammal barbeque, which are always spiritually arousing for the gods

Well it has always been a sad retarded place for sad retarded people a bad prank that turns out to be a massive conflict

Adam and eve was always meant to be proxies of all this, and now everyone is. What a nice slap of reality to the kids and adults. No wonder you are all very overachieving

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3.8 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #630,052

> thoughts: you're a braindead retard
> advice: kill yourself

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.7 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #630,845

I've made my decision. I'm going to do it.

+Dr. Chattanooga !q73styMLC. — 3.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #630,851

@629,961 (sussumu !7Wz/hSMCRQ)

As a doctor, I agree with both this diagnosis and your proposed treatment plan.

+ !JEWS.kY0hk — 3.7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #631,038

from Tractate Yevamot of the Babylonian Talmud, translated by R. Adin Steinsaltz

The Sages taught in a baraita: With regard to a potential convert who comes to a court in order to convert, at the present time, when the Jews are in exile, the judges of the court say to him: What did you see that motivated you to come to convert? Don’t you know that the Jewish people at the present time are anguished, suppressed, despised, and harassed, and hardships are frequently visited upon them? If he says: I know, and although I am unworthy of joining the Jewish people and sharing in their sorrow, I nevertheless desire to do so, then the court accepts him immediately to begin the conversion process.

https://www.sefaria.org/Yevamot.47a.13

@630,845 (A)
Welcome aboard.

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