Topic: What did Kimble die from?
+Anonymous A — 3.8 years ago #62,285
Just curious?
+Anonymous B — 3.8 years ago, 25 minutes later[T] [B] #629,656
Suicide due to being a fatfuck loser.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,660
Do you have any of the details on how he snuffed himself?
+Anonymous C — 3.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,662
He chocked on a too dry donut. He used powdered sugar on the donut, but it entered his airway, triggering a coughing attack. Excessive coughing made him feel dizzy, he blanked out and fell backwards, banging his head on a piece of furniture.
He reached out to grab his phone to call for help, except he grabbed the box of powdered sugar. This fell on his face, covering his eyes and there he lay. Chocking on a donut, face covered in powdered sugar, head injured. He never got up.
His body was discovered by the person who came to give his weekly intestinal cleaning. She knew that the key was under a small gnome near the front door. She had knocked on the door and he'd not answered.
Fastidiously tidy due to his OCD, she knew something was wrong when she could see the white powder on the floor.
She was also shocked to discover a large number of 1970s pornographic magazines in the living room, spanking and naturalism being his speciality. Many of the pages were stuck together.
It seems some of us have secrets too bizarre to comprehend.
He reached out to grab his phone to call for help, except he grabbed the box of powdered sugar. This fell on his face, covering his eyes and there he lay. Chocking on a donut, face covered in powdered sugar, head injured. He never got up.
His body was discovered by the person who came to give his weekly intestinal cleaning. She knew that the key was under a small gnome near the front door. She had knocked on the door and he'd not answered.
Fastidiously tidy due to his OCD, she knew something was wrong when she could see the white powder on the floor.
She was also shocked to discover a large number of 1970s pornographic magazines in the living room, spanking and naturalism being his speciality. Many of the pages were stuck together.
It seems some of us have secrets too bizarre to comprehend.
·Anonymous C — 3.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,663
A collection of 1970s magazines found at the scene.·Anonymous C — 3.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,664
Kim Kimble's father actually is on the cover of this magazine. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree it seems.·Anonymous C — 3.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,665
Some lonely donuts which will never be enjoyed. They were too stale when the technician arrived. They were thrown out.+👑 KING Kimble 👑 !bWqZObekkc — 3.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,668
Contrary to popular belief your 👑 KING Kimble 👑 is alive and well. Also contrary to previous statements I did not choke on any food. Rather than tasting sugared donuts, I am tasting the pussy of Asian prostitutes and engaging in threesomes with them. I have no need for pornography, I am living the dream, why would I read about it.+Anonymous E — 3.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,669
·Anonymous B — 3.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,673
@629,668 (👑 KING Kimble 👑 !bWqZObekkc)
> I am tasting the pussy of Asian prostitutes
Goes down on pussies that 12 other guys have cum inside that day. Claims not to be a raging faggot.
> I am tasting the pussy of Asian prostitutes
Goes down on pussies that 12 other guys have cum inside that day. Claims not to be a raging faggot.
+Anonymous F — 3.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,674
+👑 KING Kimble 👑 !!aAnZjs6Upl — 3.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #629,675
@OPKing Kimble is not currently deceased. However, King Kimble sincerely appreciates your heartfelt concern for his welfare. King Kimble recently underwent a full medical examination and was deemed by his doctor to be perfectly healthy.
@629,656 (B)
@629,662 (C)
@629,663 (C)
@629,664 (C)
@629,665 (C)
@629,668 (👑 KING Kimble 👑 !bWqZObekkc)
@629,669 (E)
@629,673 (B)
@previous (F)
Furthermore, King Kimble wishes to voice his absolute disgust at the false and libellous information/impersonation contained herein. King Kimble will remind all users of this Web site that he reserves the right to defend both his name and reputation; King Kimble may be entitled to seek punitive damages alongside compensation for any damages made to his reputation or character on this page, or on any other page of this Web site.
+Anonymous H — 3.8 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #629,733
@OP
Lava
Lava
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #629,735
@previous (H)
> Lava
Did he like jump in a volcano to sacrifice his fat body to the Gods in one of the far away places he goes to fuck whores?
> Lava
Did he like jump in a volcano to sacrifice his fat body to the Gods in one of the far away places he goes to fuck whores?
+Anonymous I — 3.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #629,736
@previous (A)
He tripped and fell into the volcano at the Mirage Hotel and that's why Jim Allen wants to get rid of it.
He tripped and fell into the volcano at the Mirage Hotel and that's why Jim Allen wants to get rid of it.
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