Topic: I am currently drinking cocktails with a famous Danish porn star
+๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl โ 4 years ago #62,091

Suck it peasants.
+Anonymous B โ 4 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #627,720
Low carb cocktails, hopefully.
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #627,721
@previous (B)
King Kimble is able to enjoy alcohol beverages as part of his healthy and balanced diet.
+Anonymous C โ 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #627,722
@previous (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
You got more chins than a chinese phone book fatass
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #627,723
@previous (C)
Don't be jealous that King Kimble is getting drunk and laid with hot women every day.
ยทAnonymous B โ 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #627,726
@previous (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
True. You're buying pussy.
+Anonymous D โ 4 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #628,038
> famousยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #628,134
@previous (D)
Let's see a photo of the last pornstar that you hung out or slept with? Of course you won't be able to post a photograph because you are nothing more than a faceless, spineless, gutless piece of shit. Perhaps if you aspired to be more like THE FUCKING KING (KING KIMBLE) then you would have a better life instead of being miserable and posting stick figures. You fucking idiot.
ยทAnonymous D โ 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #628,137
@previous (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
I just wanted a pornhub link, don't be so sensitive.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ 4 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #628,224
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 4 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,522
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Pussy is pussy. I bet this idiot would pay more taking a lady out to dinner just to not get laid at the end of the night - that's wasted money. King Kimble makes the smart choice.
+Anonymous F โ 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,523
@628,224 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> so
So real men don't pay for pussy.
ยทAnonymous F โ 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,524
@628,522 (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
> Pussy is pussy. I bet this idiot would pay more taking a lady out to dinner just to not get laid at the end of the night - that's wasted money.
If you weren't a charmless fatfuck women would have sex with you at the end of a date.
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,546
@628,523 (F)
Whether directly or indirectly, all men pay for pussy. If you choose to pay indirectly then you will never get laid 80+ times a month like KK does. Sex with prostitutes is more enjoyable than mundane sex with your wife that you have already nutted inside 4,000 times. They make sure to put on a show because you are paying for it. Please don't feel jealous that King Kimble is having sex with attractive females on a regular basis.
+Anonymous G โ 4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,547
I never get jealous watching someone paying for a service.
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,548
@previous (G)
Equally King Kimble bets that you have no issues masturbating to porn films where both actors are paid for their time.
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,549
ยทAnonymous G โ 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,550
How's your weight loss going King ๐?
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,551
@previous (G)
Excellent, KK has gained almost 1.3KG since February. King Kimble is still underweight but working to get himself into a better condition. Having recently upped his daily intake of CocaCola original to 6 cans per day, King Kimble is looking forward to more gains in the near future.
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,552
ยทAnonymous F โ 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,553
@628,546 (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
> Whether directly or indirectly, all men pay for pussy. If you choose to pay indirectly then you will never get laid 80+ times a month like KK does. Sex with prostitutes is more enjoyable than mundane sex with your wife that you have already nutted inside 4,000 times. They make sure to put on a show because you are paying for it. Please don't feel jealous that King Kimble is having sex with attractive females on a regular basis.
That's a lot of words to justify being a charmless fatfuck who has to pay for pussy.
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,554
@previous (F)
You don't have to live with your mother, but you still do it.
ยทAnonymous F โ 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,555
@previous (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
I live with my wife, charmless fatfuck.
ยทducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,559
@628,522 (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
yep
ยทducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,560
brave of anyone here to assume or pretend to be in a marriage LOL!!! WE R WEIRD
ยท๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,562
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
His wife is real, I found this photo of her. Apparently she gives great head.
ยทducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ 4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,563
@previous (๐ KING Kimble ๐ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
looool
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