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Topic: I am currently drinking cocktails with a famous Danish porn star

+๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl โ€” 4 years ago #62,091

kingkimbleundhure.jpgSuck it peasants.

+Anonymous B โ€” 4 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #627,720

Low carb cocktails, hopefully.

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #627,721

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King Kimble is able to enjoy alcohol beverages as part of his healthy and balanced diet.

+Anonymous C โ€” 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #627,722

@previous (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
You got more chins than a chinese phone book fatass

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #627,723

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Don't be jealous that King Kimble is getting drunk and laid with hot women every day.

ยทAnonymous B โ€” 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #627,726

@previous (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)

True. You're buying pussy.

+Anonymous D โ€” 4 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #628,038

[citation needed].png> famous

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #628,134

hkkimaussichthandy.jpg@previous (D)

Let's see a photo of the last pornstar that you hung out or slept with? Of course you won't be able to post a photograph because you are nothing more than a faceless, spineless, gutless piece of shit. Perhaps if you aspired to be more like THE FUCKING KING (KING KIMBLE) then you would have a better life instead of being miserable and posting stick figures. You fucking idiot.

ยทAnonymous D โ€” 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #628,137

@previous (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
I just wanted a pornhub link, don't be so sensitive.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ€” 4 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #628,224

@627,726 (B)
so

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 4 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,522

hkkimaussichthandy.jpg@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Pussy is pussy. I bet this idiot would pay more taking a lady out to dinner just to not get laid at the end of the night - that's wasted money. King Kimble makes the smart choice.

+Anonymous F โ€” 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,523

@628,224 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> so

So real men don't pay for pussy.

ยทAnonymous F โ€” 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,524

@628,522 (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
> Pussy is pussy. I bet this idiot would pay more taking a lady out to dinner just to not get laid at the end of the night - that's wasted money.

If you weren't a charmless fatfuck women would have sex with you at the end of a date.

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,546

hkkimaussichthandy.jpg@628,523 (F)

Whether directly or indirectly, all men pay for pussy. If you choose to pay indirectly then you will never get laid 80+ times a month like KK does. Sex with prostitutes is more enjoyable than mundane sex with your wife that you have already nutted inside 4,000 times. They make sure to put on a show because you are paying for it. Please don't feel jealous that King Kimble is having sex with attractive females on a regular basis.

+Anonymous G โ€” 4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,547

I never get jealous watching someone paying for a service.

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,548

@previous (G)

Equally King Kimble bets that you have no issues masturbating to porn films where both actors are paid for their time.

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,549

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Wb0nAkDS0

ยทAnonymous G โ€” 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,550

How's your weight loss going King ๐Ÿ‘‘?

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,551

@previous (G)

Excellent, KK has gained almost 1.3KG since February. King Kimble is still underweight but working to get himself into a better condition. Having recently upped his daily intake of CocaCola original to 6 cans per day, King Kimble is looking forward to more gains in the near future.

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,552

hkkimaussicht.jpg

ยทAnonymous F โ€” 4 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,553

@628,546 (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
> Whether directly or indirectly, all men pay for pussy. If you choose to pay indirectly then you will never get laid 80+ times a month like KK does. Sex with prostitutes is more enjoyable than mundane sex with your wife that you have already nutted inside 4,000 times. They make sure to put on a show because you are paying for it. Please don't feel jealous that King Kimble is having sex with attractive females on a regular basis.

That's a lot of words to justify being a charmless fatfuck who has to pay for pussy.

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,554

hkkimaussichthandy.jpg@previous (F)

You don't have to live with your mother, but you still do it.

ยทAnonymous F โ€” 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,555

@previous (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
I live with my wife, charmless fatfuck.

ยทducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ€” 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,559

@628,522 (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
yep

ยทducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ€” 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,560

brave of anyone here to assume or pretend to be in a marriage LOL!!! WE R WEIRD

ยท๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl (OP) โ€” 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,562

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His wife is real, I found this photo of her. Apparently she gives great head.

ยทducky !MwWb.dJjRc โ€” 4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #628,563

@previous (๐Ÿ‘‘ KING Kimble ๐Ÿ‘‘ !!aAnZjs6Upl)
looool

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