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·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T][B]#626,722
@previous (D)
No, because that wouldn't mean "the horse is gone" (although yes, I guess you could argue a dead horse is no longer a horse). But no, the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen. Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed. I love lateral thinking puzzles and this one is the most ingenious I've ever come across.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T][B]#626,726
@previous (E)
No, there's no deception in the creatures mentioned. They're a normal horse and a normal fly (although you're on to something in that it's very relevant that those 2 creatures are used in the scenario. The ingenuity of the problem wouldn't work if it were any other 2 animals, for example a wasp flying into the mouth of a hippopotamus or a mosquito flying into the mouth of an alligator).
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T][B]#626,740
@previous (F) > Moments later flying however long does the fly realize the whereabouts of the horse which is gone because the fly was still flying away.
If this is meant to be a question then I don't understand it.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T][B]#626,742
@previous (G) > Literally impossible unless this is a play on the phrase “straight from the horses mouth” or some riddle
It isn't connected with any phrase or idiomatic expression (and besides, straight from the horse's mouth has nothing to do with the fly, and it also doesn't factor in the other important detail that the fly first flew inside before exiting).
And it absolutely isn't "literally impossible", hence my saying it's the most ingenious lateral thinking problem I've come across.
@626,722 (A) > Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed.
Or this:
@626,726 (A) > (although you're on to something in that it's very relevant that those 2 creatures are used in the scenario. The ingenuity of the problem wouldn't work if it were any other 2 animals, for example a wasp flying into the mouth of a hippopotamus or a mosquito flying into the mouth of an alligator).
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 22 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T][B]#626,878
@626,810 (G) > What if the horse was dropped from a tall building at a high rate of speed while a fly was in its mouth?
This still ignores everything stated here: @626,803 (A)
If everyone gives up I'll reveal the answer. Let me know within 12 hours of me posting this if you want more time to think. If nobody does then I'll give the solution. Final clue: think hard about what one thing connects a horse and a fly (the animals; there's no wordplay involved here) that does not connect any other 2 animals. And no, you don't need any specific biological knowledge of horses and flies to realize what it is. In principle a child would know it.
@626,878 (A) > think hard about what one thing connects a horse and a fly (the animals; there's no wordplay involved here) that does not connect any other 2 animals. And no, you don't need any specific biological knowledge of horses and flies to realize what it is. In principle a child would know it.
Plus, that 'solution' would hardly make it an ingenious lateral thinking problem.
+Anonymous M — 3.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T][B]#626,898
@OP
Is it relevant that the fly flies out of the horse's mouth "moments later" or would the horse still have disappeared if it had flown out minutes or hours later?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#626,910
@previous (M) > Is it relevant that the fly flies out of the horse's mouth "moments later" or would the horse still have disappeared if it had flown out minutes or hours later?
I had to think about this. It isn't at all relevant to the logic of the solution, although the SCENARIO of the answer would make it at least strange if the fly flew back out hours (for example) later. But in terms of affecting the logic, no, it isn't relevant.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#626,920
@previous (N)
See: @626,722 (A) > the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen. Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#626,952
@previous (H)
Are you sure you want a few days? That's a long time and you haven't asked any questions so I don't know what more you need to think about that takes 3 days.
·Anonymous M — 3.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#626,964
@previous (A)
In your opinion is the answer something that people here will be able to debate or is it a totally logical solution that will be impossible to argue with?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#626,965
@previous (M) > In your opinion is the answer something that people here will be able to debate or is it a totally logical solution that will be impossible to argue with?
The latter. It's perfectly - I'd even say exquisitely - logical.
·Anonymous M — 3.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#627,019
@previous (A)
One last question, is it important that the riddle states that the fly "flies back out" but it doesn't directly state that it flies back out of the horse's mouth?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#627,022
@previous (M) > One last question, is it important that the riddle states that the fly "flies back out" but it doesn't directly state that it flies back out of the horse's mouth?
See my later post:
@626,722 (A) > the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#627,028
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s) > The fly has it's eyes closed, nowhere can be seen
See:
@626,803 (A) > > The fly has gone blind? > > No because that doesn't take into account this: > > > > Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed. > > Or this: > > > > (although you're on to something in that it's very relevant that those 2 creatures are used in the scenario. The ingenuity of the problem wouldn't work if it were any other 2 animals, for example a wasp flying into the mouth of a hippopotamus or a mosquito flying into the mouth of an alligator).
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T][B]#627,029
More and more people are joining the thread, including some prominent 'names', so I'll leave a couple more days for people to think it over before revealing the solution.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,066
In fact if there are no further questions or proposed solutions to the problem then I'll set the new reveal time for 9pm est tomorrow. I'm a little affronted by the suggestion some have made that this has all been an unsolvable troll designed to waste everyone's time. I'm keen to get the answer out as soon as possible to prove the doubters wrong.
·Anonymous Q — 3.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,090
@previous (C) > I'm agreeing with his assessment of it, as it is also my favorite Tool album.
He said it was his favorite album and you wrote "agreed". This means you agree with the fact that it is his favorite album. If he had written "Lateralus is Tool's best album" and you wrote "agreed" THEN you would have been agreeing with his assessment of it. But he didn't, so you weren't. You fucked up, badly.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,096
@627,094 (H) > How about until the end of the week, just in case.
Sorry but no, at this point I don't think anyone needs that much extra time. I'm still a bit piqued by the inference some have made that this has been nothing but an insoluble and torturous time-wasting troll that I pulled out of my arse. At this point I just want to give the answer and have done with it. The most I'm prepared to give to Anon R is another 24 hours.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,100
@previous (S) > the horse is in a slaughterhouse and the fly flies out just before the horse's corpse gets thrown into a blender and turned into jelly
I'm not sure if this was intended to be another silly answer like above but believe it or not you are actually on the right lines here. However it still doesn't address what I wrote above about how this problem only works with a horse and a fly (think about what connects those 2 creatures). Your solution would 'work' just as well with, say, a cow and a bee. It's also highly unlikely the horse in your example would have totally disappeared the instant the fly flies out. But you are at least beginning to think about in what types of circumstances a horse would disappear.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,114
@previous (G) > Actually maybe, what if the horse was turned into a gelding?
This is actually a creative and clever solution but it's not the correct one. It again doesn't account for the fact that this would only work for a fly and a horse (your solution would be correct for a horse and a bee). It also doesn't account for the fact that "nothing else about the scene has changed" because presumably in your scenario there'd be a guy with a pair of bloody horse bollocks in his hand.
Right, here's what I'm going to do. I keep on saying that the key is to think about what one thing connects a horse and a fly that doesn't connect any other 2 creatures (and I also said you need no special knowledge of horses and flies to get what that is). I am positive that once you figure that part out you'll see how obvious the solution is. So, a little later I will give you all a MAJOR clue to help you get what the connection is.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,117
@previous (H) > Would you please post the answer (sometime in the next 50 years) in a new thread because I'm not reading this thread anymore.
Sorry but no because that then runs the risk of this brainteaser becoming spam, and God knows this board has enough problems with spam, what with Coding Guy. The solution to the problem will be posted here in this thread. If you want you can make your own thread asking people to post updates for you.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,136
@previous (T) > The horse was galloping and the fly came out his ass.
1) This would not involve the horse being "gone", or indeed the fly flying "back out" of the mouth, or indeed this not working for any creature other than a fly, and 2) it would take significantly longer than "moments later" for a fly to pass through a horse's digestive system.
> Fuck you, OP, be more specific with your shitty riddles.
The riddle is perfectly specific and I am not to be blamed if you have the reading comprehension of a remedial-classed 6-year-old birdbrain. Bless you friend.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,153
@627,138 (F) > The horse is still there the fly just forgot because of short attention span
Henceforth I will not be responding to patently silly 'solutions'.
Also: later tonight I will be revealing a major clue about the connection between a horse and a fly, which will basically unlock the answer, so stay tuned for that everyone.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,231
Apologies by the way for neglecting to post the 'horse-fly connection' clue as promised, this weekend has been unexpectedly busy. It will be along shortly.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,247
OK, so, the long awaited clue to the connection between a horse and a fly (a connection that doesn't exist between any other 2 animals), which I am positive will reveal the answer to you.
Firstly, a hint on where I imagine you have all been going wrong. Often when we are told in advance that something is a brainteaser we become inclined to overthink things at the expense of seeing what is most obvious. This is why the vast majority of great lateral thinking problems, even the most difficult ones that seem to defy explanation, are incredibly simple once you know the answer.
And so, to understand what one thing connects a horse and a fly, I am going to advise you to do 2 very simple things (yet as simple and obvious as they both are I am sure that nobody here thought to do either):
1) say the word "horse" out loud approximately 20 times as fast as you can. Then do the same for the word "fly". Once you've done that (and to confirm what you probably already realised), put the 2 words together and say them out loud as fast as you can for about 30 seconds, like this: HORSEFLYHORSEFLYHORSEFLY...
2) ask about 10 different people to answer this question: "What do you immediately think of when I say the word 'horse'?" Jot down their answers.
Then ask them: "What do you immediately think of when I say the word 'fly', as in the creature?" Again, jot down their answers. Then look to see where the connection is.
If anyone is still struggling to see what links a horse and a fly then I will simply post the answer later in the week.
·Anonymous E — 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,249
Trolling is an artform. However, there is a difference between trolling and wasting people's time. If I post that the government is taking into account vegetables grown at home as a form of income, and you have to pay tax on them, that's trolling. If I repeatedly ask people to find an answer to a problem and never give them the solution, that's wasting people's time.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,259
@627,249 (E) @previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh come now, surely you knew I was going to have a little fun before revealing the clue. Revenge for all the deliberately silly answers people have been proposing.
But ok, now for the real clue about what connects a horse and a fly. Consider this: if you were to ask 100 people the question "What does a fly do?", the vast majority would give the obvious answer of "It flies". But think about what answer would likely be in 2nd place. And then do the same for horse. Majority answer? Something like "it gallops". But think about a likely 2nd place answer and then see again the fly's 2nd place.
If nobody gets it now then I really will simply reveal the answer.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,263
@previous (W) > It bites. Therefore the horse was gone, because the fly was itself gone.
What scant logic this 'solution' contains still does not address the fact that this problem only works with a horse and a fly, hence the connection between those 2 creatures being vital to discovering the answer. It also ignores the part about how the fly "flies back out". A fly that has been bitten by a horse could presumably count its flying days over.
Let me know if you want a little more time to think before I reveal what the connection is.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,271
@627,267 (W) > Is it that the horse was in that moment named "gone"?
If that's the horse's name then 'gone' would be capitalised. And this 'solution' yet again ignores the fact that any creature could be substituted for 'fly' in that scenario.
> If not, I give up. What's the answer?
Another one throws in the towel! Very well, I'll reveal the answer to the clue later tonight if there are no other questions.
·Anonymous M — 3.6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,279
@previous (H)
So continuing to read and get annoyed by this thread even after you said you were going to leave it comes as naturally to you as breathing? Sad life you have.
+Anonymous X — 3.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,280
I just skimmed thru this thread for the first time. This is biggest waste of time I have ever seen. You stupid faggots need to do something else with your brains than to waste them on ignorant drivel like this *sheesh*
That wasn't me but hello friend! Bless you for the salutation.
Now then, since it would appear Anon H has declined to follow through on his offer of a bet (but hilariously can't stop clicking on a thread that annoys him), we'll move on. The clue to what links a fly and a horse will be revealed later tonight. As a tiny mini-clue, I will offer you 2 words: 'web' and 'glue'.
·Anonymous C — 3.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,292
Just gonna lay it out here: OP is double bait-and-switch trolling. He pulls people in by making a riddle thread that seems legit and then he trolls by stalling and delaying. There's an answer, but he won't post it until he's strung us along for so long that everyone is thoroughly convinced he's a troll and that there is no answer, and then he'll troll them again by posting it.
·Anonymous H — 3.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,301
It's not even a very good answer. The word "gone" sometimes mean dead, true but there were examples of nuclear explosions, other ways of dying etc that OP declared were wrong.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,304
@previous (H)
Are you feeling ok? I have not revealed the answer yet. And for the record the answer has nothing to do with the horse being dead, as I very clearly and specifically wrote here:
@626,722 (A) > No, because that wouldn't mean "the horse is gone" (although yes, I guess you could argue a dead horse is no longer a horse). But no, the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen. Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed.
If the horse had merely died "moments later" then something else about the geography of the place would have necessarily changed, i.e there'd be a dead horse somewhere.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,305
Oh wait, Anon H do you think I'm the guy who made the imitation thread at MC? That's Matt you dolt. No wonder you can't solve this brainteaser with deduction skills like this!
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,306
@627,292 (C) > There's an answer, but he won't post it until he's strung us along for so long that everyone is thoroughly convinced he's a troll and that there is no answer, and then he'll troll them again by posting it.
You are correct that there is an answer and it is very clever. It doesn't rely on any tomfoolery about dead, slaughtered or vaporised horses. It relies on a detail that connects horses and flies in a situation where the fly would have entered the horse and for that moment have been gone from the scene until it re-emerges. I'm not "trolling" on delaying the solution, I'm genuinely fascinated how nobody has yet made the connection.
Okay so, the fly flies into the horse's mouth and the horse gallops away. When the fly flies out again, the horse has moved from its original location, aka, from the perspective of the person watching the fly and the horse, is "gone".
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,309
@previous (W)
1. In your scenario the horse would have to be galloping at roughly the speed of sound for it to have been gone "moments later"
2. Nothing in your scenario is specific to a horse and a fly. If that were the solution then it would 'work' just as well (arguably much better) with, say, a cheetah and a mosquito.
3. One more time: "Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed". In your situation the geography of where the fly now is has necessarily changed.
Let me address everyone on this. I strongly recommend you recognise that the horse literally vanishing is an impossibility in the scenario given, and so trying to think of "rational" ways it could have happened (galloping away, nuclear explosions, being slaughtered etc) is a waste of time. You need to think laterally, which involves looking at the problem from an entirely different angle with different preconceptions of what exactly has happened in the scenario. Visualise it differently.
The horse was actually a hallucination all along. The fly is in its last moments in a spiders web, going through its "life in a flash", and remembering the time it flew into a horses mouth as it was lined up to be rendered into glue at the factory and thought "I'm glad I am wild and free, and no slave to mankind".
The horse is a metaphor, it was a Trojan brand condom all along. The man threw it away in disgust when a fly flew into his condom, and the fly exited at the moment it went into the trash.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,314
@previous (W) > The horse is a metaphor, it was a Trojan brand condom all along. The man threw it away in disgust when a fly flew into his condom, and the fly exited at the moment it went into the trash.
Creative at least, but no, because:
@626,726 (A) > No, there's no deception in the creatures mentioned. They're a normal horse and a normal fly (although you're on to something in that it's very relevant that those 2 creatures are used in the scenario. The ingenuity of the problem wouldn't work if it were any other 2 animals, for example a wasp flying into the mouth of a hippopotamus or a mosquito flying into the mouth of an alligator).
·Anonymous W — 3.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,315
The horse was in a truck, being transported to an abbatoir to be rendered into glue. The truck is waiting at a red light. It is poking it's head out of the window. The fly, attracted by the smell of horse shit, enters the area. It happens to enter the inside of the horses mouth. At that moment, the light turns green, and the horse is driven away. The fly remains stationary, and is left behind. The horse is gone!
What do horses do? 1. They gallop. 2. They shit.
What do flies do? 1. They fly. 2. They eat shit.
·Anonymous W — 3.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,316
The horse is a chess piece (knight). The fly lands on it to inspect it for food, attracted by the sebums deposited on it by the players. The fly is disturbed by the taking of the piece.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,330
@627,316 (W) > The horse is a chess piece (knight). The fly lands on it to inspect it for food, attracted by the sebums deposited on it by the players. The fly is disturbed by the taking of the piece.
Creative again, but see also again:
@626,726 (A) > No, there's no deception in the creatures mentioned. They're a normal horse and a normal fly
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,332
@627,320 (C) > You cannot annoy a troll. You can only feed him.
I am not trolling. There's a very real and very clever solution to the problem if only you think laterally rather than literally about the scenario. Sure I'm enjoying toying with Anon H but that's an ancillary pleasure. The thread itself is not a troll as you will see very soon.
Ok give me a little time to think of a different clue. I've already said that the key to solving the problem is to realise what one thing connects a horse and a fly. I then posted a clue involving glue and "web". So the new key is asking: what connects glue and "web". When you answer that you'll have the connection between a horse and a fly, which in turn will give you the answer to the brainteaser.
And so to answer what connects glue and "web" we must first know what kind of "web" I meant. I'll try to think of a clue that will help you with this.
Meanwhile, the new time and date for revealing the solution to the entire problem will be this Saturday at 9pm est.
·Anonymous M — 3.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,422
@627,399 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You've said more than once that the problem only works for a horse and a fly. Would it also work if we change the word "horse" to "mare" or "stallion"?
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,424
@627,422 (M) > You've said more than once that the problem only works for a horse and a fly. Would it also work if we change the word "horse" to "mare" or "stallion"?
·Anonymous M — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,448
@627,425 (Dr. PhD !q73styMLC.) > Looks Like Anonymous M's point sailed right over your head there, TG2Sox. Not quite the sharpest tool in the box, are you?
What do you mean? He clearly understood my point because he answered it. I wanted to see if the word "horse" is what matters here instead of the animal.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,459
@627,448 (M) > > Looks Like Anonymous M's point sailed right over your head there, TG2Sox. Not quite the sharpest tool in the box, are you? > > What do you mean? He clearly understood my point because he answered it. I wanted to see if the word "horse" is what matters here instead of the animal.
He doesn't seem particularly bright. Probably why this brainteaser has stumped him.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,468
Since that doctor character has brought silliness and time-wasting to the thread I think it's high time we wrapped this up. It's already gone on way longer than I'd planned (4 weeks!). So, this is the final time I will ask this: are there any more questions about the scenario? If no then I guarantee to reveal the solution tomorrow.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,478
@previous (H) > What will happen to the universe when we find the answer to the brainteaser? Scientists have no idea.
In all honesty, my answer to your question is you'll realise how obvious the solution was all along, which is what always happens when people learn the answers to lateral thinking problems.
Since you posted the answer on minichan I check in to see what's happening here once or twice a week. I don't care about the answer, only finding it amusing when you ask people not to post irrelevant photos or stupid solutions.
And can I remind you to stick around for the big reveal because you are actually going to be integral to it, as someone who doubted a solution exists. I'm planning to very publicly embarrass you :)
·Anonymous H — 3.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,583
I've been trying to get KK to stop eating rice for years. That photo in Hong Kong is decades old. He got his "girlfriend experience" hooker to take this photo.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,587
@627,583 (H)
I'm glad you loiter in this thread constantly now because when the time comes to post the solution, your presence will be required and expected.
·Anonymous H — 3.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,590
He told me he fell in love with this 40 year old hooker, but she broke his heart when he caught her blowing guys for $30 on her trips to the supermarket. One day KK you'll find love again, I promise you.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,591
@627,589 (Z-5)
Anon Z-4 requested a few days' extension, which I refused, but I did offer him or her an extra day. It's turned out to be useful because it's allowed me to see that Anon H - who will unwittingly be an important part of the reveal - hangs around on this thread pretty much all day long. It means when I need him I'll snap my fingers and he'll come to me.
·Anonymous H — 3.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,593
KK snapped this photo of Thai factory workers trying to save a box of hard drives in the flooding about 11 years ago. He said that the hard drives were expensive enough to buy a house for everyone in the photo.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T][B]#627,600
@previous (Z-4) > OP, I've given up on trying to find a solution. Please post the answer so I don't have to look at those crappy Thai photos!
Ok sure. And thanks by the way for informing me you don't need more time.
So, everyone, regardless of whether anyone asks for more time (all such requests will now be refused without exception), the decision is final. The solution will be posted tomorrow (I'm off to bed now). Anon H, be sure to be around for it!
·Anonymous H — 3.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,613
No solution yet? I'll check in when the post count gets to 350. Everyone have a good fortnight. If the solution gets posted would someone just post it's happened in a new thread? Thanks.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,614
@previous (H) > No solution yet? I'll check in when the post count gets to 350. Everyone have a good fortnight. If the solution gets posted would someone just post it's happened in a new thread? Thanks.
Translation: "I'll be clicking on this thread many, many times a day to check for updates" :)
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,621
Cripes, I just realised this thread was begun a full month ago. Fitting that it should end today. Astonishing though that in all that time nobody thought of the solution. It's admittedly very clever and subtle but I still expected somebody to get it.
·Anonymous H — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,627
So you've been replying to me for some reason, probably just to annoy me. Fair enough. I'm going to annoy you. My phone has been running a bit slow recently so I'm going to do a factory reset. Which means no Anonymous H ever again.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,638
We're now only a few hours away from the solution reveal. Let me explain how it will work. It'll be a simple 5 step reveal so that it's laid out as clearly as possible. Step #1 will simply be me restating the original scenario. Step #2 will be a restatement of the clue I gave (about what connects a horse and a fly). Step #3 is where I will be calling upon Anon H for some input that will show him and others where they went wrong. Step #4 is where I'll reveal what connects a horse and a fly, and Step #5 will be the solution to the entire problem (though most will have figured it out by steps 3 and 4). All steps will be posted immediately one after the other tonight, they won't be dragged out (providing Anon H joins us for Step #3 of course!)
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,647
@627,644 (C) > Quite convenient that H has reset his phone and can never again reply to this thread, thereby allowing you to stall infinitely at step 3...
Anon H is now Anon Z-6:
@627,631 (Z-6) > Anon H here. I've reset my phone. I'm looking forward to hearing the answer in the next 12 hours, pretty please?
He's still here, just using a different UID. I don't mind if he responds as Anon Z-6!
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,657
Step #2: a restatement of the clue I offered:
The key to the solution is to think about what one thing uniquely binds a horse and a fly. Later as prompts to start thinking laterally rather than literally I offered the words "glue" and "web" as an intended word association exercise.
The connection between horse and fly will be offered in step #4, which leads us now to the all-important "where some of you have been going wrong" step #3, for which I will require the assistance of Anon H/Z-6...
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,660
It seems Anon H/Anon Z-6 is temporarily in absentia. Well, I'm going to retire to bed now, hopefully he will reply in the meantime and I can post Step #4 of the solution in the morning.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,699
@previous (W)
That isn't the answer H is referring to because I said right at the beginning of the thread (and to him directly) that the solution is not the horse being dead. That "copy thread" was posted later by Matt.
We'll see soon which answer he was referring to because he said here...
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,701
@627,698 (W)
Oh and "relying on Anon H" is actually an important step because it will illustrate what he (and others) missed. Sit tight, he'll be here soon.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,711
@previous (Z-4) > Posts in the last 24 hours > Father Dave 21 - with 6 in the longest string > Dr. PhD 9 - with no sequential runs > > I declare Father Dave the winner. Congratulations!
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,769
@previous (N)
OP simply wants Anon H/Z-6 to post the link so that I can get on and reveal the solution. This entire thread could be over in literally 3 posts, 1 from him and 2 from me.
Why don’t you post the solution (if it exists)? That would not prevent the other anon from subsequently providing you the thread link, and still allow you the opportunity to pontificate to aforementioned anon in response. Unless you so desperately crave attention you need to draw this charade out even further.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,782
@627,779 (Z-10) > Why don’t you post the solution (if it exists)? That would not prevent the other anon from subsequently providing you the thread link, and still allow you the opportunity to pontificate to aforementioned anon in response. Unless you so desperately crave attention you need to draw this charade out even further.
Goodness, all these new Anons who are suddenly appearing! I wonder what happened to Anon H/Z-6.
I don't propose to repeat once more why his posting the link is an important part of the reveal. Remember please that nobody is forcing you to keep on visiting this thread that so clearly annoys you.
·Anonymous E — 3.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,783
I'm starting to think that OP and Dr. PhD are the same person, since they do the most useless interaction. I guess we can't prove that they are the same person, and they can't prove that they aren't the same person.
·Anonymous M — 3.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,784
@previous (E)
Merrin/Dave was The Doctor all along would be quite the twist! Could it be that this entire brainteaser has been an elborate way of revealing that?? The horse was the Doctor, the fly was Dave, and now there is only one...
·Dave the Wave — 3.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,785
@OP > A dick glides into my mouth and when it glides back out moments later, the precum is gone. What's happened? > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,786
@627,783 (E) > I'm starting to think that OP and Dr. PhD are the same person, since they do the most useless interaction. I guess we can't prove that they are the same person, and they can't prove that they aren't the same person.
How is my smiling at the Doctor "useless interaction"? If more people met hostility and insult with nothing other than a smile the world would be a better place.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,787
@627,784 (M) > Merrin/Dave was The Doctor all along would be quite the twist! Could it be that this entire brainteaser has been an elborate way of revealing that?? The horse was the Doctor, the fly was Dave, and now there is only one...
Well I've been accused of being a troll in this thread, I've been accused of wasting everyone's time, I've been accused of pulling an unsolvable scenario out of my arse after one too many lemonades, but that's the first time I've been accused of being the doctor lol!
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,788
@627,785 (Dave the Wave) > > A dick glides into my mouth and when it glides back out moments later, the precum is gone. What's happened? > > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > you swallowed?
If posting homoerotic fantasies helps you with the frustration of waiting for Anon H/Z-6 to post the link, go right ahead.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,797
@627,786 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > > I'm starting to think that OP and Dr. PhD are the same person, since they do the most useless interaction. I guess we can't prove that they are the same person, and they can't prove that they aren't the same person. > > How is my smiling at the Doctor "useless interaction"? If more people met hostility and insult with nothing other than a smile the world would be a better place.
On this note please see the thread I have recently made in the main forum and, if you can spare 5 or 10 minutes, cast your vote in it.
@627,631 (Z-6) > Anon H here. I've reset my phone. I'm looking forward to hearing the answer in the next 12 hours, pretty please?
And...
@627,627 (H) > So you've been replying to me for some reason, probably just to annoy me. Fair enough. I'm going to annoy you. My phone has been running a bit slow recently so I'm going to do a factory reset. Which means no Anonymous H ever again. > > Goodbye.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,863
@627,859 (H)
Now kindly post the link as requested and literally within 5 minutes of your doing so the solution to the lateral thinking problem will be revealed at last.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,866
@627,864 (M) > > > > this thread is nothing but faggots. > > > > > > And so you joined it because...? > > > > They're a fagot, plane and simple. > > Oh it's you. Post the damn link already.
I'm sure he had his reasons for staying away for a while. What's important now is he's returned and the solution will finally be revealed.
If you read the first post of this rather long thread you will see there is no requirement that I personally have to post a link (or anyone, for that matter). Do you think that there's a reason why the mods at minichan threatened to ban OP for a month if they didn't post the answer?
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,884
@627,877 (H) > Do you think that there's a reason why the mods at minichan threatened to ban OP for a month if they didn't post the answer?
Post the link to this thread you're talking about where the MC mods threatened to ban me and I guarantee to instantaneously post the solution to the brainteaser.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,912
@previous (Z-13)
Don't be pessimistic, Anon H returned yesterday. I think he's trying to find the post he was talking about (by the way if he can't find it that's fine, he only needs to tell me he was mistaken and I'll reveal the answer anyway).
I think Anonymous H is going to never post a link, because he said "there is no requirement that I personally have to post a link (or anyone, for that matter)"
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,915
@previous (W) > I think Anonymous H is going to never post a link, because he said "there is no requirement that I personally have to post a link (or anyone, for that matter)"
Well I mean there's no "requirement" that anyone does anything on this site, but he more than anyone repeatedly expressed a desire to know the solution to the problem, so quite why he's apparently refusing to do something so simple (it would take him less than 10 seconds!) to receive the answer is beyond me. But like I've said, maybe he's a little busy right now and he'll post it soon. Let's just be patient with him a little while longer.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,919
maybe i did. whats it matter. i put my cat down and now i have to fill my day wit distractions until i can finally go back to sleep. i cry multiple times a day
. im so struck by grief i feel myself coming apart
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,963
@627,931 (Z-14)
The 'condition' is not entirely "unnecessary". I ask you again to be a little patient, we know Anon H is still around despite his claim that he'd nixed the UID. He'll post the link shortly, I'm sure.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,964
@627,955 (E) > That's because there is no solution, excepting the fact that 'gone' means dead - via the answer on minichan.
Yes there is a solution and it has nothing to do with the horse being dead (such a lame solution would work with any animal, not just a horse). The MC thread you're talking about was posted by Matt. Anon H is referring to a different MC thread.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,967
@previous (W) > You know, I know and Anonymous H knows that the thread doesn't exist. Why drag this out?
Wait, what? You know no such thing, speak only for yourself. And besides if Anon H was lying about the thread then he only needs to say so and we'll move on.
·Anonymous Z-13 — 3.5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,968
I kind of feel that OP started this post as a joke but now he's making weird reasons to keep it going, knowing that it's going to die soon. I hope you are okay OP and things are going well with you.
·Anonymous Q — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,969
@627,919 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc) > maybe i did. whats it matter. i put my cat down and now i have to fill my day wit distractions until i can finally go back to sleep. i cry multiple times a day > . im so struck by grief i feel myself coming apart
Damn sorry to hear that. Do you think you'll take another cat or is it way too early to think about that?
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,971
@627,968 (Z-13) > I kind of feel that OP started this post as a joke but now he's making weird reasons to keep it going, knowing that it's going to die soon. I hope you are okay OP and things are going well with you.
It was not started as a "joke", I wanted to share what I considered to be an ingenious brainteaser. And as soon as Anon H provides the link (or admits he lied about it, if that's the case) I will prove it wasn't a joke.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#627,972
@627,969 (Q)
She said she's grieving horribly now (understandably) so I think she'll need a lot more time before making that decision. The loss of a beloved pet really is devastating.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,003
@previous (M)
I should confess I'm not overly familiar with what that is. I've heard of it of course and I know it involves a paradox about a simultaneously living and dead cat but I'd have to read up on the details to know if it can pertain to this brainteaser.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,025
So I've decided to give Anon H a limited amount of time to post the link (let's say a week from now). If he still doesn't do it then I'll just go ahead and post the solution. The assumption will be that Anon H accepts he was lying.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,026
To wile away the hours while we wait for Anon H I'll periodically post songs that I'm listening to, by way of recommendation. I'll also list some book and film recommendations that I've enjoyed recently. Prior to my self-imposed exile from Minichan I had promised Tteh my top 10 non-fiction books list so I shall perhaps post that too!
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,028
From books, I recently read The Time Machine by H.G.Wells and it was nothing like I was expecting. I was blown away. The sequence towards the end with "earth's final sunset" was legitimately terrifying.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,042
Incidentally last night the double feature to Halloween Kills was Wonder Woman 1984 (finally got around to watching it), which like the first movie I found to be a gloriously entertaining and stupid mess. I had an almost embarrassing amount of fun watching it.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,046
@627,969 (Q)
ill always have a cat, she was my fourth cat. but i dont want one any time soon. but i will eventually bcuz they need homes n i live for the cats. 😞 but she was coolest cat
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,050
@628,046 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc) > ill always have a cat, she was my fourth cat. but i dont want one any time soon. but i will eventually bcuz they need homes n i live for the cats. 😞 but she was coolest cat
Sorry again for your loss, and yeah, cats are one of the greatest things in life. I have 2.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,062
@628,056 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > About to watch: Doctor Sleep.
I give this a 7 out of 10. The energy vampire things were a silly plot device but it was great to see Dan Torrance return to the Overlook Hotel (really well recreated from The Shining) in the final act.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,063
@628,041 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > Currently reading: At The Mountains of Madness by H.P.Lovecraft
Just finished this. Extraordinary imagination but I find his writing style very, very difficult to get into. I like to think I have a broad vocabulary but I found that every paragraph I was having to look up the meaning of a word.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,067
(and in conjunction with the book I'm planning to watch Ken Russell's delirious 1986 horror film 'Gothic', which recounts the circumstances of the novel's conception)
·Anonymous Q — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,084
"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat" - Mark Twain.
·Anonymous Z-7 — 3.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,093
@627,787 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > > Merrin/Dave was The Doctor all along would be quite the twist! Could it be that this entire brainteaser has been an elborate way of revealing that?? The horse was the Doctor, the fly was Dave, and now there is only one... > > Well I've been accused of being a troll in this thread, I've been accused of wasting everyone's time, I've been accused of pulling an unsolvable scenario out of my arse after one too many lemonades, but that's the first time I've been accused of being the doctor lol!
bro I thought you were the doctor for like 2 years. you're both fuckin boring weirdos this thread is insane get lives get help etc
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,123
@628,118 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc) > i love all animals. i just wouldnt own a dog cuz im not about the walking outdoors every day no matter the weather typa life.
Yeah that's another great thing about cats. They're content to be curled up snug and warm by your feet all day :)
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,124
@628,086 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > After the debacle of the piss-poor Halloween Kills the other night, I'm about to watch the original Halloween II from 1981.
Very enjoyable film and I love how it picks up where the first one left off.
·Anonymous M — 3.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,144
@628,118 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc) > i love all animals. i just wouldnt own a dog cuz im not about the walking outdoors every day no matter the weather typa life.
I hear ya. Dogs can be hard work if you're not a outdoorsy walking type of person.
·Anonymous M — 3.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,165
@628,093 (Z-7) > > > Merrin/Dave was The Doctor all along would be quite the twist! Could it be that this entire brainteaser has been an elborate way of revealing that?? The horse was the Doctor, the fly was Dave, and now there is only one... > > > > Well I've been accused of being a troll in this thread, I've been accused of wasting everyone's time, I've been accused of pulling an unsolvable scenario out of my arse after one too many lemonades, but that's the first time I've been accused of being the doctor lol! > > bro I thought you were the doctor for like 2 years. you're both fuckin boring weirdos this thread is insane get lives get help etc
Damn you must have read through this entire thread to get to that post lol
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,275
Incidentally last night I watched Batman Begins and I'm more convinced than ever that it is by far the greatest film in Christopher Nolen's Dark Knight trilogy.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,286
(the whole Kirk Hammett EP is decent by the way, although his increasing technical limitations are very audible unfortunately. Some great musical ideas though, highlighting yet again the stupidity of Metallica mostly ignoring his contributions).
·Anonymous C — 3.5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,300
@628040 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628055 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628070 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628156 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628187 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628227 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628233 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628234 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628243 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628249 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628250 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628271 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628280 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
added to my playlist
@628027 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628,033 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628048 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628052 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628068 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628071 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628072 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628073 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628095 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628099 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628102 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628122 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628127 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628158 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628159 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628160 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628167 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628180 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628191 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628192 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628197 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628246 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628248 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628251 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @628259 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628260 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)@628281 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
already in my playlist
@628078 (Q) > Estranged is the best song on that album.
I'll second that.
·Mod — 3.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,370
@628,348 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I'm not giving you an ultimatum, I'm holding you to the timeline you yourself established in @628,025 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I'm not staying up until midnight though, so you'll get a few extra hours.
·Anonymous Z-18 — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,374
@previous (Z-13)
Probably close to the number of times OP has rage-quit minichan after making a fool of himself only to come back weeks sometimes only days later when he's cooled off and believes everyone forgot lol
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,375
@628,372 (Z-18) > I'm in support of this motion. Ionize OP and make the ban permanent. We need fewer whiny try-hards like OP.
I have kept this to one thread, I have broken no rules, and at least 1 person - Anon C - is enjoying the playlist interlude. But by all means, remove me and let the board become nothing other than endless spam threads by Coding/Drawing/God Guy. What Tinychan really needs right now is one less regular user.
·Anonymous Z-18 — 3.5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,377
@628,375 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > What Tinychan really needs right now is one less regular user.
My only response to that is: "and nothing of value was lost"
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,378
@628,370 (Mod) > I'm not giving you an ultimatum, I'm holding you to the timeline you yourself established in > I'm not staying up until midnight though, so you'll get a few extra hours.
You might want to re-read the post you've cited because no "timeline" for giving the solution is offered there. Again, I've kept this to one thread (I could have shat the forum up with 20 threads a day asking how to learn coding I guess; that clearly would have been fine with you) and I've broken no rules of the forum.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,380
By the way guys, I completed the Christopher Nolen Dark Knight trilogy tonight with The Dark Knight Rises. It's a great film, and Tom Hardy gives a brilliant performance as Bane, but the plot is a little too convoluted in my opinion. Nevertheless Anne Hathaway is stunning as Catwoman.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,385
@previous (Z-13) > I'm still wondering if there is a solution that isn't "the horse is gone meaning dead" as posted on minichan about a 3 weeks ago.
There is a solution, and that pathetic "horse is dead" nonsense posted by Matt (pretending to be me) at MC is not it. I distinctly said that the horse being dead is not the solution right at the start of this:
@626,722 (A) > No, because that wouldn't mean "the horse is gone" (although yes, I guess you could argue a dead horse is no longer a horse). But no, the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen. Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed. I love lateral thinking puzzles and this one is the most ingenious I've ever come across.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,389
@628,374 (Z-18) > Probably close to the number of times OP has rage-quit minichan after making a fool of himself only to come back weeks sometimes only days later when he's cooled off and believes everyone forgot lol
I haven't posted on Minichan since the start of Russia's invasion of Ukraine and I won't return there while Meta is a moderator (which is to say I'll never return there since Tteh would be an idiot to demod somebody just because he pushes some random arsehole's buttons). Any posts that are made there purporting to be me are not in fact me, they are almost invariably Matt running some shtick or other into the ground.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,448
And over the last couple of days I snuck in a reading of Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes. A little too flowery and over-written in my opinion, but then Bradbury almost always was. Good story though.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,454
Oh and I haven't got around to posting my promised top ten non-fiction books that Tteh at MC was asking for, but my #1 is a biography of the artist Raphael called 'Raphael - A Passionate Life' by Antonio Forcellino. It's an absolute marvel of a book. Great history, great art criticism, great biography, and sublime writing throughout.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,463
Anther non-fiction pick: Surprised By Joy by C.S.Lewis. It details his conversion from the militant atheism of his youth to his later Christianity. Told without sentimentality or cloying sermonising.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,464
Speaking of Christianity, remember how horses represent the coming of the apocalypse? And the devil is sometimes called the lord of the flies? Could there be a clue to the brainteaser there I wonder...?
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,473
Another non-fiction pick: The Popes by John Julius Norwich. A history of the Vatican with lots of incredible tales of good old-fashioned Catholic debauchery.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,479
Another non-fiction pick: The Genius of Shakespeare by Jonathan Bate. Probably the best single work of Shakespeare biography and scholarship in an ocean full of them.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,483
Non-fiction pick: Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel by Andrew Graham-Dixon. A nice companion to the above since it's the other masterpiece of Western painting.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 second later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,485
Incidentally you can probably tell from the above that a great passion of mine is Renaissance art, specifically that of the holy trinity of Leonardo, Raphael and Michelangelo.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,492
Non-fiction pick: The Early Church by W.H.C.Frend. Essential reading about the formation of the early Christian Church (i.e from the death of Christ up to 461 AD).
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,493
Non-fiction pick: Arguing About Art by Neill and Ridley. A collection of essays about aesthetics that shaped so much of my thinking on a subject that is dear to me.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,504
Non-fiction pick: The Bible (I know, I know, you can claim it's fiction, but to me it isn't, it's mostly a work of history, philosophy and theology told via a series of allegories).
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,505
By the way if there's anyone here who still actually has any interest in knowing the solution to the brainteaser, let me know and I'll post it. I've officially decided that Anon H has conceded.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,507
And finally for my non-fiction picks (for now anyway): La Vita Nuova by Dante Alighieri. Yes it's romanticised but it's still biography, told in an extraordinary mix of poetry and prose.
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·Anonymous E — 3.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,569
The answer is never going to be posted. It's been almost 2 months. I'm not sure why this thread still exists, in comparison to the evolution thread a while ago, but it does.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,570
@previous (E)
The solution absolutely will be posted, and in the meantime Anon C and I are engaged in an exchange of musical recommendations. For the life of me I've no idea why you keep suggesting this thread be deleted (not to mention your obsession over some evolution thread that clearly scarred you). Just ignore this thread if it upsets you so much and move on with your life!
+Anonymous Z-20 — 3.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,571
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > The solution absolutely will be posted, and in the meantime Anon C and I are engaged in an exchange of musical recommendations. For the life of me I've no idea why you keep suggesting this thread be deleted (not to mention your obsession over some evolution thread that clearly scarred you). Just ignore this thread if it upsets you so much and move on with your life!
·Anonymous E — 3.5 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,607
@628,570 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > The solution absolutely will be posted, and in the meantime Anon C and I are engaged in an exchange of musical recommendations. For the life of me I've no idea why you keep suggesting this thread be deleted (not to mention your obsession over some evolution thread that clearly scarred you). Just ignore this thread if it upsets you so much and move on with your life!
Just state that you will never post the solution, and I'll never read this thread again. That's about 6 words you need to write.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,609
@previous (E)
But why would I "just state" something that is untrue?
Honestly I'm still confused as to why this is annoying you so much. Just maybe take a break from this thread for a week or so and then when you next read it you'll see the solution. Checking in every day is clearly not helping your blood pressure.
·Anonymous E — 3.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,611
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > But why would I "just state" something that is untrue? > > Honestly I'm still confused as to why this is annoying you so much. Just maybe take a break from this thread for a week or so and then when you next read it you'll see the solution. Checking in every day is clearly not helping your blood pressure.
I'll just check in now and then and see if it annoys you enough to post the answer.
+Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,643
I figured it out. The connection between horses and flies is that people sit on horses, while flies often sit on people.
The glue/"web" clue is about where horses and flies often meet their ends. Horses wind up in the glue factory, flies get caught in spider webs.
But why is "glue" sometimes not given in quotation marks in the hints, while "web" always is? Because "web" refers to the word "web", while "glue" refers to the physical substance (i.e. adhesive paste).
@OP hinted that "web" doesn't (just) mean spider web when he said we have to figure out what kind of "web" he meant. And he later said that the glue/"web" clue was a "word association exercise".
What is the word "web" associated with that glue (not the word "glue") is also associated with? Cum. What invention has done more to bring semen into this world than the World Wide Web?
And almost everyone remembers pouring Elmer's glue into their hand at some point when they were in elementary school. Looks awfully familiar now, doesn't it? Quite sticky, too.
The answer is that the horse and fly are both in Math World. When the fly flies out of the horse's mouth, the math problem is solved and so both the horse and fly cease to exist.
This video explains it in detail: www dot nagwa dot com/en/videos/582168025408/
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,646
@previous (Z-22) > I figured it out. The connection between horses and flies is that people sit on horses, while flies often sit on people. > > The glue/"web" clue is about where horses and flies often meet their ends. Horses wind up in the glue factory, flies get caught in spider webs. > > But why is "glue" sometimes not given in quotation marks in the hints, while "web" always is? Because "web" refers to the word "web", while "glue" refers to the physical substance (i.e. adhesive paste). > > hinted that "web" doesn't (just) mean spider web when he said we have to figure out what kind of "web" he meant. And he later said that the glue/"web" clue was a "word association exercise". > > What is the word "web" associated with that glue (not the word "glue") is also associated with? Cum. What invention has done more to bring semen into this world than the World Wide Web? > > And almost everyone remembers pouring Elmer's glue into their hand at some point when they were in elementary school. Looks awfully familiar now, doesn't it? Quite sticky, too. > > The answer is that the horse and fly are both in Math World. When the fly flies out of the horse's mouth, the math problem is solved and so both the horse and fly cease to exist. > > This video explains it in detail: www dot nagwa dot com/en/videos/582168025408/
This answer is incorrect. Let me know if you'd like a little more time to think.
+Anonymous Z-23 — 3.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,659
I have several questions.
Is the horse moving before it disappears? If so, when exactly, where and how fast?
When the horse becomes "gone", is it that the physical matter that makes up the horse has moved in space to another location or is it that the horse is modified on some way and then is no longer a horse, but it's now something different? Or is it neither?
> Is the horse moving before it disappears? If so, when exactly, where and how fast?
It isn't necessary for the horse to be moving (therefore your other questions are moot).
> When the horse becomes "gone", is it that the physical matter that makes up the horse has moved in space to another location or is it that the horse is modified on some way and then is no longer a horse, but it's now something different? Or is it neither?
Hoooooooly shit we're on the brink of a breakthrough here! The 2nd variant (no longer a horse)
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,665
Following on from the above, the best lateral thinking problems are like great 'magic' tricks: they rely on misdirection. Saying the horse is "gone" in the wording of the problem immediately leads people to imagine that, as you put it, "the physical matter" has entirely vanished. Which is obviously not the case since that would be impossible (and which I actually noted more than once).
It's taken almost 2 months but finally someone has broken through. Now all that remains: the horse/fly connection.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,666
And lest anyone think Anon Z-23 is me giving my own clue, I encourage a mod to vouch that it is not. He or she really has figured out a major clue, so kudos.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,668
@628,662 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You could at least explain which parts are wrong and why. I spent a lot of time writing a clever answer that was also very funny.
Does the connection have anything to do with it being commonly the case that people sit on horses, while flies often sit on people?
Is there any significance to you putting "web" in quotes but not "glue"? Does your "web" clue refer to spider web? Does it refer to an object or something intangible like a "web of trust"? Does "glue" have anything to do with horses being turned into glue?
@628,665 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
So there's no wordplay, but some parts of the problem statement are intentionally misleading. Is that right?
When you said
> But no, the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen.
Is it the horse's mouth the fly flies back out of, or is it the mouth of whatever the horse has become?
When the horse becomes no longer a horse, does it become something else? Is it still an animal? Does its appearance change? Would a human observer be able to tell immediately that it is no longer a horse?
Could this scenario occur at any time (time of day/date/year/etc) or is time a factor in some way? Does the change happen instantaneously?
Does the fly cause the change? Would the change still have occurred if the fly was absent from the scenario?
> A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?
Can you confirm some definitions?
horse: one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse
fly: one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly
a fly: the only fly involved in the scenario, not a special fly in any way other than being in the scenario
flies: moves through the air by using its wings to push against the air
flies into: flies into the air occupying the space bounded roughly by the horse's upper and lower jaws on one axis and the horse's cheeks on the other
a horse: the only horse involved in the scenario, also not a special horse in any way other than being in the scenario, normal, healthy, alive, intact
a horse's mouth: the part of the horse that contains its tongue, attached to the horse throughout the entire scenario
it: the fly
flies back out: flies until it's no longer in the space described above
moments later: a short amount of time after the fly flew into the horses's mouth, the entire scenario could have occurred over less than a minute
the horse: the horse whose mouth the fly flew into, the only horse involved in the scenario
is gone: has changed from being one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse to being something that would not be accurately described by that Wikipedia page
What's happened?: "Give a more complete description of the scenario I've imagined in which the previous sentence is true."
Actually, is the trick that the word "it" is ambiguous and is actually intended to refer to the horse? Or to the horse's mouth even?
Was the horse already gone at the start of the scenario? Was it already dead? It seems like you've been careful not to say that the horse wasn't "gone" from the beginning of the scenario.
It could technically be that there was a disembodied horse's head/mouth somewhere, a fly flew into its mouth and then flew out again. That would kind of explain why it has to be a fly, since flies tend to hang around rotting meat. Living horses often have flies all over them, too, and especially around their faces.
It doesn't explain why it has to be a horse, though. Any animal can die and get picked at by flies.
And you did say that it's a "normal horse". Although, dying is pretty normal. You could argue that the vast majority of horses are dead. You could also argue that the horse could have been dead for the entire scenario but also entirely intact. The mouth would still be "a horses's mouth" in that it's the mouth of the horse that used to inhabit the corpse.
The connection between horses and flies isn't anything to do with horses getting infested with botflies is it? That shit is so disgusting. Please tell me the fly wasn't a maggot that grew into a fly inside the horse.
One last question (with several follow up questions), how is it that no one can find the answer anywhere on the internet? Have you rewritten the problem in some way? Were you able to solve it yourself? Can you tell us where you found the problem? Is it on the internet in any form? I'm really hoping you got it from this board game en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MindTrap
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,669
A connection between horses and flies:
Humans often hit them with sticks that have a flexible squarish flat bit on the end. For horses, a riding crop, for flies, fly swatters. The "web" clue could mean the square bit at the end of a fly swatter.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,681
@628,668 (Z-22) > You could at least explain which parts are wrong and why. I spent a lot of time writing a clever answer that was also very funny.
Why would I need to explain what's wrong with it when the video that you yourself posted did that very thing? Besides which you're now admitting that what you wrote was intended to be funny rather than a serious solution.
> Does the connection have anything to do with it being commonly the case that people sit on horses, while flies often sit on people?
No.
> Is there any significance to you putting "web" in quotes but not "glue"? Does your "web" clue refer to spider web? Does it refer to an object or something intangible like a "web of trust"? Does "glue" have anything to do with horses being turned into glue?
Yes, no, no, no
> So there's no wordplay, but some parts of the problem statement are intentionally misleading. Is that right?
I didn't say misleading, I said that the best lateral thinking problems are like magic tricks in that they rely on misdirection, and I gave an example of it with the word "gone".
> When you said > > > But no, the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen. > > Is it the horse's mouth the fly flies back out of, or is it the mouth of whatever the horse has become?
The latter.
> When the horse becomes no longer a horse, does it become something else? Is it still an animal? Does its appearance change? Would a human observer be able to tell immediately that it is no longer a horse?
Obviously, not going to say because it would make it too obvious, yes, yes
> Could this scenario occur at any time (time of day/date/year/etc) or is time a factor in some way? Does the change happen instantaneously?
Already asked and answered by a previous poster.
> Does the fly cause the change? Would the change still have occurred if the fly was absent from the scenario?
In a sense, and no.
> > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > Can you confirm some definitions? > > horse: one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse > fly: one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly > a fly: the only fly involved in the scenario, not a special fly in any way other than being in the scenario > flies: moves through the air by using its wings to push against the air > flies into: flies into the air occupying the space bounded roughly by the horse's upper and lower jaws on one axis and the horse's cheeks on the other > a horse: the only horse involved in the scenario, also not a special horse in any way other than being in the scenario, normal, healthy, alive, intact > a horse's mouth: the part of the horse that contains its tongue, attached to the horse throughout the entire scenario > it: the fly > flies back out: flies until it's no longer in the space described above > moments later: a short amount of time after the fly flew into the horses's mouth, the entire scenario could have occurred over less than a minute > the horse: the horse whose mouth the fly flew into, the only horse involved in the scenario > is gone: has changed from being one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse to being something that would not be accurately described by that Wikipedia page > What's happened?: "Give a more complete description of the scenario I've imagined in which the previous sentence is true."
All are ok.
> Actually, is the trick that the word "it" is ambiguous and is actually intended to refer to the horse? Or to the horse's mouth even?
No.
> Was the horse already gone at the start of the scenario? Was it already dead? It seems like you've been careful not to say that the horse wasn't "gone" from the beginning of the scenario.
No, and who said anything about it being dead?
> It could technically be that there was a disembodied horse's head/mouth somewhere, a fly flew into its mouth and then flew out again. That would kind of explain why it has to be a fly, since flies tend to hang around rotting meat. Living horses often have flies all over them, too, and especially around their faces.
Ok, and?
> It doesn't explain why it has to be a horse, though. Any animal can die and get picked at by flies. > > And you did say that it's a "normal horse". Although, dying is pretty normal. You could argue that the vast majority of horses are dead. You could also argue that the horse could have been dead for the entire scenario but also entirely intact. The mouth would still be "a horses's mouth" in that it's the mouth of the horse that used to inhabit the corpse. > > The connection between horses and flies isn't anything to do with horses getting infested with botflies is it? That shit is so disgusting. Please tell me the fly wasn't a maggot that grew into a fly inside the horse. > > One last question (with several follow up questions), how is it that no one can find the answer anywhere on the internet? Have you rewritten the problem in some way? Were you able to solve it yourself? Can you tell us where you found the problem? Is it on the internet in any form? I'm really hoping you got it from this board game en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MindTrap
How do you know nobody has found the answer? And I have never heard of that link.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,683
@628,669 (Z-22) > A connection between horses and flies: > > Humans often hit them with sticks that have a flexible squarish flat bit on the end. For horses, a riding crop, for flies, fly swatters. The "web" clue could mean the square bit at the end of a fly swatter. > > Also, glue is sometimes used to kill flies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly-killing_device#Glue_boardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flypaper > > Believe it or not, a fly is bothering me right now and I would very much like to make it "gone".
An entertaining musing, but not at all connected with the solution I'm afraid.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,686
@628,682 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You've clearly got me beat then. I give up. Please post another clue in 6 to 8 business weeks. I'll try again then.
> > Is there any significance to you putting "web" in quotes but not "glue"? Does your "web" clue refer to spider web? Does it refer to an object or something intangible like a "web of trust"? Does "glue" have anything to do with horses being turned into glue?
> Yes, no, no, no
Are you saying it refers to neither an object nor something intangible like a "web of trust"?
> > So there's no wordplay, but some parts of the problem statement are intentionally misleading. Is that right?
> I didn't say misleading, I said that the best lateral thinking problems are like magic tricks in that they rely on misdirection, and I gave an example of it with the word "gone".
Misdirection is misleading by definition.
> > When the horse becomes no longer a horse, does it become something else? Is it still an animal? Does its appearance change? Would a human observer be able to tell immediately that it is no longer a horse?
> Obviously, not going to say because it would make it too obvious, yes, yes
Answering a yes or no question would make it too obvious? Well then it's obvious to me that I won't be able to solve the riddle because neither answer would make the answer to the riddle obvious to me.
> Already asked and answered by a previous poster.
Could you link the post for me? It's a very long thread.
> No, and who said anything about it being dead?
You didn't, but unless I missed something, you also never confirmed it was alive. Until just now, that is.
> > It could technically be that there was a disembodied horse's head/mouth somewhere, a fly flew into its mouth and then flew out again. That would kind of explain why it has to be a fly, since flies tend to hang around rotting meat. Living horses often have flies all over them, too, and especially around their faces.
> Ok, and?
Well apparently it's not ok because it would contradict the definitions I gave, which you said were ok.
> How do you know nobody has found the answer?
Obviously I meant that nobody has found the answer and posted it in this thread. I feel like you're being intentionally unhelpful and I'm starting to suspect that there may be no answer to your "riddle" at all.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,687
@628,681 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Lateral thinking is all about being creative. You never know when you're going to stumble onto something useful. It's quite disheartening that I haven't made any progress at all.
While we're waiting for someone else to solve your puzzle, would you try to solve a lateral thinking puzzle yourself if I posted one? I'll actually put effort into finding (or writing) one and I won't just post an unsolveable one.
No, really. I'll even agree to be banned if I don't post the answer within 2 days, something you refused for some reason...
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,693
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I never made that claim. I suspect the solution may not exist because you're kind of acting like you don't want us to figure it out. You didn't answer my questions in @628,686 (Z-22) for example.
@628,688 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I'll see if I can come up with something.
+Anonymous Z-25 — 3.5 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,747
@OP > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?
A fly flew into a horse's mouth and when it flew back out moments later, the horse was gone. That's what happened.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,759
@628,757 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Here's the first draft. I might end up needing to revise it. Consider yourself a beta tester. It'll probably be either way too easy or way too hard. If it's too hard, I'll post some clues. You can also ask me yes or no questions.
There's no wordplay and you don't need any specialist knowledge. It's never intentionally misleading and doesn't use any misdirection.
I'll post the answer within 4 days (96 hours) on pain of banishment from Tinychan, so think fast. We can make it 2 days if you really want, but I'm worried that won't be enough time.
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An ancient town is experiencing severe wealth inequality. The rich upper class all visit a particular club every night where food, drink and whatever they could want are all plentiful. They all wear those Eyes Wide Shut sex masks, too.
When our hero, Spectre, makes his way into town, he meets a small group of disgruntled poors. They explain that they've been trying to find a way into the club and having very little success.
The entrance is down a side alley next to the club, and there's always a bouncer who makes every patron give a password. A while ago, they managed to beat up a rich guy and make him give up the password. It was "4 yellow stones, 1 red stone, 1 blue stone, 3 green stones and 5 black stones". But when one of the poors tried to use it, he never came back.
"Do you think he abandoned you?" asked Spectre. "No," said the head poor, "I've known him since we were kids. I'm completely sure."
"People try every night without knowing the password, and they just get turned away. The rich guys must have known he stole the password. But it would have been impossible for them to tell from his appearance. They let in hundreds every night and they're always wearing all sorts of disguises. If there was a secret signal or something we would have noticed it by now."
"You have to give the password in a strange way. They hand over a collection of colored stones to the bouncer, he turns away for a bit, does something with the stones, turns back, hands back the stones and lets them in. Or turns them away. If they get in, when the bouncer hands the stones back, they're always sorted by color. If not, the stones are jumbled up."
Spectre asks, "When you sent your guy in, how did you get the stones for him?"
"Oh, they're just regular stones colored with pigment," the poor replied. "We've stolen plenty. You can get them anywhere. That's why people try and fail all the time."
"In that case," said Spectre, "I think I've got a plan, but this might take some time."
What was his plan and why?
---
Some initial clues:
- His plan doesn't involve any violence, extortion, stealing or surveillance.
- The password(s) aren't changed unless requested. Rich people are too lazy for that.
- The bouncer(s) are normal people, except that they're large enough to be bouncers.
- If the plan works, the bouncer and the rich guys will have no idea.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,760
@previous (Z-22) > Here's the first draft. I might end up needing to revise it. Consider yourself a beta tester. It'll probably be either way too easy or way too hard. If it's too hard, I'll post some clues. You can also ask me yes or no questions. > > There's no wordplay and you don't need any specialist knowledge. It's never intentionally misleading and doesn't use any misdirection. > > I'll post the answer within 4 days (96 hours) on pain of banishment from Tinychan, so think fast. We can make it 2 days if you really want, but I'm worried that won't be enough time. > > --- > > An ancient town is experiencing severe wealth inequality. The rich upper class all visit a particular club every night where food, drink and whatever they could want are all plentiful. They all wear those Eyes Wide Shut sex masks, too. > > When our hero, Spectre, makes his way into town, he meets a small group of disgruntled poors. They explain that they've been trying to find a way into the club and having very little success. > > The entrance is down a side alley next to the club, and there's always a bouncer who makes every patron give a password. A while ago, they managed to beat up a rich guy and make him give up the password. It was "4 yellow stones, 1 red stone, 1 blue stone, 3 green stones and 5 black stones". But when one of the poors tried to use it, he never came back. > > "Do you think he abandoned you?" asked Spectre. "No," said the head poor, "I've known him since we were kids. I'm completely sure." > > "People try every night without knowing the password, and they just get turned away. The rich guys must have known he stole the password. But it would have been impossible for them to tell from his appearance. They let in hundreds every night and they're always wearing all sorts of disguises. If there was a secret signal or something we would have noticed it by now." > > "You have to give the password in a strange way. They hand over a collection of colored stones to the bouncer, he turns away for a bit, does something with the stones, turns back, hands back the stones and lets them in. Or turns them away. If they get in, when the bouncer hands the stones back, they're always sorted by color. If not, the stones are jumbled up." > > Spectre asks, "When you sent your guy in, how did you get the stones for him?" > > "Oh, they're just regular stones colored with pigment," the poor replied. "We've stolen plenty. You can get them anywhere. That's why people try and fail all the time." > > "In that case," said Spectre, "I think I've got a plan, but this might take some time." > > What was his plan and why? > > --- > > Some initial clues: > > - His plan doesn't involve any violence, extortion, stealing or surveillance. > - The password(s) aren't changed unless requested. Rich people are too lazy for that. > - The bouncer(s) are normal people, except that they're large enough to be bouncers. > - If the plan works, the bouncer and the rich guys will have no idea.
A little advice my friend: a good brainteaser tends not to involve wading through a Proustian wall of text just to get to the premise. Could you not have condensed this and still maintained the puzzle?
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,761
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > A little advice my friend: a good brainteaser tends not to involve wading through a Proustian wall of text just to get to the premise.
Well, I've never written a puzzle before. You've got to start somewhere.
> Could you not have condensed this and still maintained the puzzle?
I don't think there's much I could take out. After you've figured out the answer you can help me edit it down.
+Cuproid — 3.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,873
This is the gayest thread I think I've ever seen on this website. What could've been something that had 5 replies now has over 100 times that number. Father Dave, you sound like a complete loser and frankly speaking I couldn't care less about your faggy music tastes. I'm very disappointed that the staff hasn't deleted this waste of server space.
·Anonymous Z-13 — 3.5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T][B]#628,881
@628,873 (Cuproid) > This is the gayest thread I think I've ever seen on this website. What could've been something that had 5 replies now has over 100 times that number. Father Dave, you sound like a complete loser and frankly speaking I couldn't care less about your faggy music tastes. I'm very disappointed that the staff hasn't deleted this waste of server space.
+ULTRA-NIGGER — 3.5 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#628,998
"Lateral thinking" = carny midwit word games
We are told the fly flew into a horse's mouth, not that the horse was alive. A horse head is not a horse.
Similarly, if the horse gave birth, it's now technically (eckshyually) a mare.
It's obvious that Anonymous HIV-18 is Father Dave and he has baited you all well. However, trolling people for their good traits like curiosity seems to me to miss the point of trolling, which is to reveal the essential absurdity and bad traits in people.
Now that we've got that out of the way, is it time to move on from middle school, admit that Father Dave is a midwit from the lower middle class who thinks he's clever but will end up managing a Verizon store, and find some more interesting topic?
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,007
@previous (ULTRA-NIGGER)
Even if @OP is trolling, I'm not. Have a go at my riddle. (@628,759 (Z-22))
Ask some questions about it, I mean. It might be harder than I was hoping. I've tried it out on a couple of people IRL since I posted it and they were pretty annoyed to have been told a riddle tbh.
·Anonymous Z-13 — 3.5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,008
If someone actually posts the answer to this apparent brainteaser, please make another thread saying so. Each time this thread gets bumped I check to see whether the answer is posted.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,009
@628,998 (ULTRA-NIGGER) > "Lateral thinking" = carny midwit word games > > We are told the fly flew into a horse's mouth, not that the horse was alive. A horse head is not a horse. > > Similarly, if the horse gave birth, it's now technically (eckshyually) a mare. > > It's obvious that Anonymous HIV-18 is Father Dave and he has baited you all well. However, trolling people for their good traits like curiosity seems to me to miss the point of trolling, which is to reveal the essential absurdity and bad traits in people. > > Now that we've got that out of the way, is it time to move on from middle school, admit that Father Dave is a midwit from the lower middle class who thinks he's clever but will end up managing a Verizon store, and find some more interesting topic?
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,010
@629,007 (Z-22) > Even if is trolling, I'm not. Have a go at my riddle. () > > Ask some questions about it, I mean. It might be harder than I was hoping. I've tried it out on a couple of people IRL since I posted it and they were pretty annoyed to have been told a riddle tbh.
I'm still mulling it over, give me a little more time please (at least the rest of this weekend) and then maybe I'll ask for some clues.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,052
@629,045 (Z-25)
Does the burning cause the bleeding and vice versa, or do they just happen at the same time? Do you bleed blood when you burn? Do you burn with flames when you bleed?
Is it something to do with printing or design? Spacecraft? Card games? An engine or radiator or something like that? Ice?
Has anyone posted anything on the right track at all yet or are we not making any progress?
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,061
Uhh... I have also solved the riddle. Wow, I feel dumb for taking so long. I'll post the answer later but right now both of my hands are broken and it's hard to type using only my genitals. (Normally, I use both.)
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,062
Also, to be clear, everyone is welcome to attempt my riddle (@628,759 (Z-22)) and to ask questions about it, not just @OP.
I've tried it out on a few more people IRL since I last posted about it and one of them got fairly close. I rewrote it a bit to make it shorter and a lot easier, though. I like the easier version better, but it might be too easy to post here.
If a mod wants me to send them the answer privately so they can confirm that I'm not trolling, I'd be more than happy to.
A small group of poors are trying to get into a cool new club called Spectre, but it's strictly for members only.
To get into the club, you go down a side alley and give your passcode to the bouncer using coloured stones. Every member has their own 6-digit passcode.
For the passcode 728105, you would hand over 7 red stones, 2 blue stones, 8 green stones, 1 yellow stone, no black stones and 5 white stones. For the passcode 220917, you would hand over 2 red stones, 2 blue stones, no green stones, 9 yellow stones, 1 black stone and 7 white stones.
The bouncer turns around and checks the passcode against his list of valid passcodes. The club has a few thousand members, so the list is quite long, but it's in order and the bouncer is well practised at working as quickly as he can.
To make it harder to steal a passcode by spying, you have to mix up your stones before you hand them over. And the bouncer lays the stones out on a table while he works, but doesn't sort them.
If you gave him a valid passcode, he lets you in. If not, he just turns you away. He doesn't punish you or anything like that.
The bouncer's memory isn't great, so each poor can try a couple of times per night without arousing suspicion, but no more.
Challenge 1: How can the poors get into the club, even if it would be likely to take them months?
Challenge 2: How could they get in a lot sooner?
Some initial clues:
- The answer doesn't involve any violence, extortion, stealing, surveillance or alternate entrances.
- The passcodes aren't changed unless requested. The club members are too lazy for that.
- If your plan works, neither the bouncer nor the club will have any idea.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,079
@629,077 (Z-30) > I haven't posted on tiny in ages and this thread has made me sufficiently assblasted to never come back
But actually if you take a little time you'll see there's some real food for thought in this thread. At the very least it's better than 20 threads of Coding Guy's "How can I learn stuff to make 20,000 bits of sellable stuff" stuff.
·Anonymous Z-30 — 3.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,081
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You really have it in for this coding guy don't you. You should let it go it's been two months
It's not healthy to have this much attachment to a few bits and bytes
·Anonymous Z-16 — 3.4 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,106
@629,068 (Z-22) > Version 2.0: > > A small group of poors are trying to get into a cool new club called Spectre, but it's strictly for members only. > > To get into the club, you go down a side alley and give your passcode to the bouncer using coloured stones. Every member has their own 6-digit passcode. > > For the passcode 728105, you would hand over 7 red stones, 2 blue stones, 8 green stones, 1 yellow stone, no black stones and 5 white stones. For the passcode 220917, you would hand over 2 red stones, 2 blue stones, no green stones, 9 yellow stones, 1 black stone and 7 white stones. > > The bouncer turns around and checks the passcode against his list of valid passcodes. The club has a few thousand members, so the list is quite long, but it's in order and the bouncer is well practised at working as quickly as he can. > > To make it harder to steal a passcode by spying, you have to mix up your stones before you hand them over. And the bouncer lays the stones out on a table while he works, but doesn't sort them. > > If you gave him a valid passcode, he lets you in. If not, he just turns you away. He doesn't punish you or anything like that. > > The bouncer's memory isn't great, so each poor can try a couple of times per night without arousing suspicion, but no more. > > Challenge 1: How can the poors get into the club, even if it would be likely to take them months? > > Challenge 2: How could they get in a lot sooner? > > Some initial clues: > > - The answer doesn't involve any violence, extortion, stealing, surveillance or alternate entrances. > - The passcodes aren't changed unless requested. The club members are too lazy for that. > - If your plan works, neither the bouncer nor the club will have any idea.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,117
@previous (Z-16)
Sure. How could the poors get into the club if they had unlimited time? How long (very roughly) do you think it would take them if they used that method?
Tell me your answers to those questions and I'll tell you if you're on the right track and if not, why not.
But my main advice is to ask me questions. Just asking for clues is way less fun.
Here's some examples:
> If the poors manage figure out one of the passcodes, do they need to also figure out which member the passcode belongs to?
No, at that point you would have solved the riddle (provided your method works fast enough). They just need one passcode, as long as the club doesn't know they have it. And if the member or bouncer knows they have it, they'd report that to the club, so they can't know either.
> Can the poors figure out a passcode knowing only the passcodes they've tried and which of those passcodes were accepted (if any)?
Not unless they get very lucky and guess one correctly. They need more information, but no more information than what anyone who tries to enter the club receives. I guess technically you could call that "surveillance", but it would be an extremely unusual use of the word.
·Anonymous Z-31 — 3.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,121
@629,104 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Apparently the moral of this story is to listen to the moral of which we do not agree. Once something happens, it'll happen. The moral of this story is to reduce it to "two" or "one." So we can run in fear of something happening. Also, there are "two" likelihooses of us letting anything happen. For example...we don't know how long we can help each other. But we don't know how long we can kill. The moral of this story is not a matter of life.
Why does it matter?
That would be a win-win deal. But if nobody gets it, then yes: if it won't, if it stays that way, I guess it's a win-win deal. Well, because if the horse stays dead, then maybe I'll get the chance to see it on the news like that. Another element of this "win-win deal" is that if the horse stays dead and we're dead, we can deal with it.
The point is, if nobody goes to the horses, the horses will always have the chance.
·Anonymous Z-16 — 3.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,122
@629,117 (Z-22) > Sure. How could the poors get into the club if they had unlimited time? How long (very roughly) do you think it would take them if they used that method? > > Tell me your answers to those questions and I'll tell you if you're on the right track and if not, why not. > > But my main advice is to ask me questions. Just asking for clues is way less fun. > > Here's some examples: > > > If the poors manage figure out one of the passcodes, do they need to also figure out which member the passcode belongs to? > > No, at that point you would have solved the riddle (provided your method works fast enough). They just need one passcode, as long as the club doesn't know they have it. And if the member or bouncer knows they have it, they'd report that to the club, so they can't know either. > > > Can the poors figure out a passcode knowing only the passcodes they've tried and which of those passcodes were accepted (if any)? > > Not unless they get very lucky and guess one correctly. They need more information, but no more information than what anyone who tries to enter the club receives. I guess technically you could call that "surveillance", but it would be an extremely unusual use of the word.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,244
@previous (Z-33)
OK, but are you sure you don't want to ask any questions at all? I posted it on r9k a couple of days ago and someone got the answer within half an hour, so it's definitely not impossible. Although, I have to admit, that person did have a bit of specialist knowledge that helped.
Also, you can guess challenge 1 without challenge 2. You don't need to get both right at once.
I just realised that I didn't make it clear in version 2 of the riddle that the plan isn't guaranteed to work. Sorry if that threw anyone off.
It's possible, but I would think quite unlikely, that the bouncer has already thought of the same plan himself and made a change to the way he checks the passcodes so that the plan would fail. It's even possible that the bouncer checks the passcodes that way for no particular reason, but I think that would be very unlikely. If the plan wouldn't work, that should become apparent to the poors fairly quickly.
Here's some more clues.
Challenge 1 clue:
The riddle says there are a few thousand members, so that means there are a few thousand valid passcodes. There are at least two poors in the group and they can try at least twice per night each, so that's four attempts every night.
Challenge 2 clue:
Think carefully about how the bouncer would check a passcode. Is there some information he would be very likely to give away without realising it?
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,299
@629,263 (Z-33)
I don't think they asked any, but it's an anonymous imageboard, so who knows. A few people did ask questions. Some of them were on the right track, sort of. One was very much on the right track, but I think it was posted at about the same time as the person getting the answer.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,300
I can't post anything from the r9k thread, though. I thought I had saved the thread, but it only saved the OP. The rest had been added by the Javascript update function, so they weren't part of the HTML that it saved :(
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,367
@previous (Z-33)
How about I give you the solution for Challenge 1 and one last clue for Challenge 2, but I make it a really big one? If you still can't make progress or come up with any questions to ask, I'll give you the rest of the solution.
Challenge 1 solution:
Brute force.
Challenge 1 explanation:
Brute force is likely to work within months. It takes a little basic math to explain this fully, but I think the margins are wide enough that you could do it intuitively for the most part. The solution to Challenge 2 doesn't involve nearly as much math, if any.
The passcodes are 6 digits long, so any code between 000000 and 999999 could be valid. That's 1,000,000 possible codes.
There are "a few thousand" members, each with their own passcode. Presumably, their codes are at least mostly unique, so let's say, conservatively, 2000 out of the 1000000 passcodes are valid. So each attempt with a random passcode would have a 2000/1000000 = 1/500 chance of success.
Even if the "small group of poors" only has two poors in it, they can try four times per night (twice each). At this point, you should be able to intuit that four attempts per night is enough that it probably won't take more than a year for a 1/500 chance to succeed, so you can skip over the rest of the math if you'd like.
A 1/500 chance of success means the chance of an attempt failing would be (500 - 1)/500 = 499/500. So their chance of failing each night is (499/500)^4. Their chance of failing after trying for a month, say 30 nights, would then be (499/500)^(4 * 30) = 0.79. So still only a 21% chance of succeeding.
After three months, their chance of succeeding would be 1 - (499/500)^(4 * 30 * 3) = 51%, so the brute force solution would be expected to take about 3 months on average.
Challenge 2 partial solution:
If the bouncer counted all the stones at once, he would have to remember the whole passcode while he looks it up in the list. The riddle says he doesn't have a great memory, so chances are good that the way he checks a passcode goes something like this.
1. He counts the stones for the first digit.
2. He looks in the list to find the passcodes that start with that digit. (Presumably, the passcodes are in order so the bouncer can work quickly.)
3. He leaves his finger on the list to keep his place.
4. He counts the stones for the second digit.
5. He moves his finger further down the list until he finds the passcodes that start with both digits.
6. If there are no such passcodes in the list, he knows the passcode isn't valid, so he turns the person away.
7. He counts the stones for the third digit.
8. He moves his finger down the list again until he finds the passcodes that start with the three digits he's got so far.
9. If there are no such passcodes in the list, he knows the passcode isn't valid, so he turns the person away.
10. He repeats this process until he's checked the whole passcode. If the whole passcode is in the list, he lets the person into the club.
·Anonymous Z-34 — 3.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,374
Serious answer though, the answer is:
"The fly entered the mouth of a horse, and then it flew out, and then the horse disappeared.", right? The prompt is to describe what has "happened" without baseless extrapolation.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 3.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,380
@629,374 (Z-34) > Serious answer though, the answer is: > "The fly entered the mouth of a horse, and then it flew out, and then the horse disappeared.", right? The prompt is to describe what has "happened" without baseless extrapolation.
·Anonymous Z-22 — 3.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,408
@629,397 (Z-35)
I'll try to explain the answer a bit, but I wasn't expecting anyone to give me the whole explanation.
Try each possible first digit without changing the other digits (e.g. 000000, 100000, 200000, ...) and keep track of how long it takes for the bouncer to check the code each time. You might need to surreptitiously measure it with an hourglass or something to be precise enough. You might also need to repeat a few times, since the bouncer doesn't check the codes with precise timing like a robot would.
Then you'll hopefully find that (at least) one choice for the first digit makes the bouncer take significantly longer than the others. That's because you guessed the first digit right and the bouncer had to check the second digit. It would take at least a few seconds for him to count the blue stones and look for the second digit in the list. If you got the first digit wrong, he would have no reason to bother checking the second (unless he was very switched on and figured out this strategy before you did).
After you think you've got the first digit, you can repeat the process for the second digit and so on. Once you've figured out enough digits, you can brute force the rest.
There would be a few extra complications in practice, but I think they're all manageable. For example, the bouncer would probably be able to find the 0xxxxx passcodes in the list faster than the 1xxxxx passcodes, unless the list had a column for each starting digit or something. It's also possible the passcodes in the list have their digits in a different order than we expect. There's actually no reason the bouncer has to check the red stones first.
Also, with a few thousand members, it's very likely that there's a valid passcode that starts with every possible digit. So if you try them all and can't find one that takes longer, you'll have to assume any first digit would work and move on to the second. You'll need to account for the possibility of multiple correct choices for other digits as well.
So what do you think? Way too hard? Surprised that it actually has an answer?
·Anonymous Z-33 — 3.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T][B]#629,411
@previous (Z-22)
I can read. Apparently you can't. Therefore I'll ask you again: why not? Is it, perchance, because there is no solution to your 'brainteaser'? Hmmm...?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 months after the original post[T][B]#632,178
By the way I could've sworn I gave the solution to this problem but I just realised that I didn't. If there's still interest in knowing it, I'll post it a little later.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 months after the original post[T][B]#632,180
@previous (Z-39) > Can you please give me a few more days to think about the problem? > > Don't ruin it for those of us who want to give it a try because others are rushing you to reveal the answer.
Hi! Ok, I guess that's doable. How about I give you the rest of the weekend?
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.1 years ago, 1 day later, 6 months after the original post[T][B]#632,211
Meanwhile, as we wait for Anon Z-39 to ponder the problem, I recently compiled my top 60 Metallica songs for another forum, which I shall list below in case it interests anybody here...
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 months after the original post[T][B]#632,271
All comments, thoughts and opinions warmly welcomed! Let's at least chat about something while we wait for Anon Z-39 to work out the solution to the lateral thinking problem.
·Anonymous Z-38 — 3.1 years ago, 2 days later, 6 months after the original post[T][B]#632,292
It has been a few more days and the weekend has ended. OP, please just share the solution. Everyone has had more than enough time. And if they don’t yet wish to know the solution, they can simply not scroll down all the way through months of posts. Thank you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.1 years ago, 20 hours later, 6 months after the original post[T][B]#632,303
@632,292 (Z-38) > It has been a few more days and the weekend has ended. OP, please just share the solution. Everyone has had more than enough time. And if they don’t yet wish to know the solution, they can simply not scroll down all the way through months of posts. Thank you.
OK, I agree. I'm guessing Anon Z-39 has given up by now anyway. I'll give him another half a day to request an extension or a clue and if he doesn't appear I'll post the solution.
+Anonymous Z-45 — 3 years ago, 8 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,495
Here's the answer.
This riddle is a metaphor for this thread. The horse is @OP and the fly is everyone else posting in this thread, like a fly circling a pile of poo. Everyone is looking for an answer "straight from the horse's mouth" but as per the narrative of the riddle, the "horse is gone moments later" an no answer is to be given. Web is referring to the internet, which everyone in this thread is using to interact with this website. Glue is referring to the fact that everyone is glued to the screen, waiting for an answer that is never to come.
@OP's insistence that it's actually just a regular horse and a regular fly, that there's no wordplay involved, that no one has found the answer yet, and that the answer will be given "soon" is misdirection. If he would admit to all of this being misdirection, he would break the narrative of the riddle as described above, so he will naturally claim that the above explanation is incorrect. It is however a 100% accurate description of what this riddle actually is.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,503
@previous (A) > > Here's the answer. > > > > This riddle is a metaphor for this thread. > > Incorrect. There is no metaphorical aspect to the problem, as I stated at the very beginning. > > Let me know if you want more time to think about it.
You stating that this is incorrect and that there's no metaphorical aspect of the problem is part of the meta-narrative that I described, so by stating this you have actually proven the point I was making.
In fact, the only way you can disprove this is by revealing the supposed other solution. So please note that I do not want more time to think about it.
For your next round of stalling, may I suggest that you list your top 25 Guns N' Roses songs?
·Anonymous Z-45 — 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,506
@previous (A)
I'm glad that you're acknowledging what everyone already knew, that you are just stalling to avoid presenting your (non-existent) answer.
·Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc — 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,722
And just to finish off tonight (I'm thinking of just posting the solution to the problem tomorrow because this has gone on way too long!), here are my top 20 Pink Floyd songs...
I'm not Anon Z-45, or any of the anons that have tried solving, or posted here. But I think I will be speaking for us all if I said yes, post the solution.
No, I will not try to solve it.
No, I do not need more time to think
No, I don't want to know anyone's film or song recommendations.
I've been here since this thread started. Lurking. I'm hoping to see the answer so I can test it on my friends and workmates and hopefully bond with them over this cool lateral thinking problem that you proclaim.
I've seen this tripcoded user stall for a few more hours, few days, an entire week. But I was patient, cause if it was really cool, it'll be worth the wait. But now I feel like y'all are really just busting my balls.
So please, for the love of everything that is good, post the answer.
No mod intervention
No relying on other anons for links or anything
No more.
This has gone for 7 months. 7 months I waited. I deserve an answer.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,771
@previous (Z-46) > No, I will not try to solve it. > No, I do not need more time to think > No, I don't want to know anyone's film or song recommendations.
Bless you for your input friend, it was respectful and passionate. So much so that you've persuaded me to finally post the solution. Can I just ask one very quick question though: you said you will not even try to solve the problem. Why on earth not? Perhaps if you put your mind to it you would have found the answer by now!
·Anonymous Z-45 — 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,772
@632,759 (A)
No. I want you to stall this thread for 7 more months. I believe in you father. I believe that you have the stamina to do it. Ignore the haters that just want you to post the answer. Deny them the answer at least the same amount of time they have waited thus far.
·анонимный информатор — 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,779
Komrade, I've filed a report with the ФСБ through connections my dad has. I've sent copies of what you posted on Minichan several months ago near the start of the war. As you know, spreading inflammatory and unreliable anti-Russian material is against the law. Удачи!
+Anonymous Z-47 — 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,780
@previous (анонимный информатор) > spreading inflammatory and unreliable anti-Russian material
But that's exactly what you yourself are doing by calling the Russian three day special military operation for denazifying Ukraine a war.
+Anonymous Z-48 — 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,800
@632,771 (A) > Can I just ask one very quick question though: you said you will not even try to solve the problem. Why on earth not?
Because every possible answer that I've thought of had already been posted by other anons. I guess you can say I'm at my wit's end. At this point, it's just futile for me to guess, without sounding too absurd or shitpost-y.
I'm not expecting the answer to be mind-blowing. I really care not if the answer is so simple or even outright stupid at this point. I just wanna know the answer.
I'm hoping that your reply to this is going to be the answer.
My brain is itching to know it.
·Anonymous Z-48 — 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#632,828
@628,419 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) @previous (A) > > I'm not expecting the answer to be mind-blowing. > > Oh boy, then are you in for a surprise! :)
what's stopping you from posting the answer now?
this reply that you've posted could've been the answer.
what is the answer to this lateral thinking problem?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#633,196
@633,194 (Z-48) > You're just stalling. It's irritating, to be honest.
I'm NOT stalling. The gentleman above specifically asked for my favourite Guns n Roses songs and so I obliged him out of courtesy. As a bonus I decided to provide him with my Pink Floyd countdown. Your irritation is the fault of your own impatience. I am not to blame for it.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#633,197
@626,722 (A) > No, because that wouldn't mean "the horse is gone" (although yes, I guess you could argue a dead horse is no longer a horse). But no, the situation is the fly flies back out of the horse's mouth and the horse, alive or dead, is nowhere to be seen. Nothing else about the geography of the place has changed. I love lateral thinking puzzles and this one is the most ingenious I've ever come across.
@626,726 (A) > No, there's no deception in the creatures mentioned. They're a normal horse and a normal fly (although you're on to something in that it's very relevant that those 2 creatures are used in the scenario. The ingenuity of the problem wouldn't work if it were any other 2 animals, for example a wasp flying into the mouth of a hippopotamus or a mosquito flying into the mouth of an alligator).
^^ A reminder of 2 important early pieces of information that are key to solving the problem.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#633,230
@previous (Z-44)
This time of year is very busy in my business, what with it coming up to the end of the financial year. Sometimes I work 18 or 20 hours a day! Sometimes I feel like time itself is slowing down.
(could that have been a clue to the lateral thinking problem...?)
·Anonymous Z-44 — 3 years ago, 1 day later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#633,283
@previous (A)
Bro, I'm a dumbfuck. I have trouble doing regular thinking much less lateral. Just tell me, pretty please with sugar on top. At least do this because my bday is in like a week.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 3 years ago, 16 hours later, 7 months after the original post[T][B]#633,341
An announcement: while we all sit tight for the 27th, I am considering posting a top 30 countdown for both Genesis and Peter Gabriel. Let me know if there are any other classic rock artists in whose top 30 you'd be interested. Fleetwood Mac? Led Zeppelin? The Who? We have 8 days to kill.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.9 years ago, 6 days later, 8 months after the original post[T][B]#633,468
@633,310 (Z-44) > My birthday is the 27th of November.
A quick announcement, I just realised the 27th is a Sunday, which is a day we Catholics treat as holy and rest. Therefore I will not be online on the 27th but I will post the solution shortly after as a slightly belated birthday present! Sit tight.
+Anonymous Z-49 — 2.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T][B]#633,470
@previous (A) > we Catholics
You said here @627,398 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) that you are no longer a Catholic priest. Since you clearly do not take Catholicism seriously, given your laicization, why should we believe you keep the Sabbath so holy you can't even post on an obscure backwater internet forum?
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.9 years ago, 12 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T][B]#633,807
@OP
Thank you for (so far) obliging my wish to stall this thread for 7 more months. It's been 1 month of stalling since my last post, which mean you only have 6 more months of stalling left before it's time to plan the subsequent stalling after that. I'll check back in another month to see that your stalling is still on track. In the meantime, you could switch up your stalling a bit and list your top 10 favorite film noir movies.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.9 years ago, 17 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T][B]#633,890
@633,789 (Z-44) > I did, but I celebrated it the following Friday instead.
If you'd told me you were celebrating your birthday on a Friday instead of a Sunday then I would have posted the solution as a present to you. Catholics are permitted to let our hair down on Fridays.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,455
@previous (Z-44)
Ah, you are correct! I'll try and organise for a friend to post the solution. If I can't find such a person on short notice I'll post the solution shortly after.
+Anonymous Z-51 — 2.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,456
@previous (A)
Gift for you.
Those who pray to Jesus are Praying to a Zombie. Before Jesus died for his Sins, he taught his followers the Practice of Cannibalism. To Eat his Body and Drink his Blood.
Days after his death he returned as a Zombie.
Mark 14:22-25
The horse has gone to the glue factory. The fly flew into the horse's mouth and when it flew back out, it was carrying a piece of the horse's insides, which made the horse disappear.
+Anonymous Z-53 — 2.9 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,483
While we're waiting for the solution to the brain teaser, let's watch my toenail regrow itself after an injury 4 1/2 months ago. Apologies for not uploading earlier. I'll post updates regularly while we're waiting for the solution.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,485
@previous (Z-53)
Alas I have had images disabled on this forum since that gentleman started posting pictures of the unclothed lady with the Sprite can. I occasionally check this site at church and we Catholics do not like scandal. Nevertheless I wish you and your toenail a speedy recovery and I bless you for the input friend!
· !WA7lc2TC.c — 2.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,751
@previous (A)
Pope Francis and the Bishops Who Hid Pedophile … https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/18/opinion/pope...
Hundreds of American priests have been forced from service because of pedophile crimes, but the parallel need for accountability among those who covered up the scandal has …
The Long History of Pedophile Popes in the Catholic Church https://leozagami.com/2019/04/14/the-long-history...
Pope Ratzinger came out of retirement recently, to declare that the young rebels of 1968 were the reason for pedophilia in the Catholic Church. I find this statement to be false, so …
Pope stands by cardinal facing priest sex abuse cover … https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pope-francis-stan…
May 16, 2016 · PARIS -- Pope Francis has voiced support for a French cardinal who has faced allegations of covering up cases of pedophile priests in his Lyon parish, saying he shouldn't resign. Francis...
Pope, in U.S., Is ‘Ashamed’ of Pedophile Priests https://www.nytimes.com/.../16pope.html
Apr 16, 2008 · WASHINGTON Pope Benedict XVI chose to address bluntly the sex scandal that has torn at the church here even before he landed Tuesday on his first official visit to the United States, saying he...
Francis’ New Cardinal Aided Pedophile Priest https://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/...
Sep 06, 2022 · In 2020, Pope Francis announced the appointment of several leading pro-LGBT bishops as cardinals, including Abp. Wilton Gregory of Washington, D.C. — identified as a homosexual by priestly-sex...
PEDOPHILE PRIEST WHO RAPED 200 CHILDREN … https://hnewswire.com/pedophile-priest
Jan 17, 2019 · Featured Story. HNewsWire- James Porter, the evil priest who raped over 200 children, confessed his pedophilia to the Pope who decided it best to “forgive and forget”, it has been revealed.By ignoring his …
Pope Francis Defends Bishop Accused of Protecting Pedophile Priest … https://www.andersonadvocates.com/blog/pope...
Jan 19, 2018 · The Pope’s Attack on Survivors is Horrifying. In Chile on Thursday, Pope Francis defended a bishop he appointed in 2015, even though the bishop was accused of protecting a pedophile priest. He went further and accused the priest’s victims of slandering the bishop, demanding that they provide “proof” of their allegations, even though Pope …
· !WA7lc2TC.c — 2.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,759
@634,753 (A)
You admit you lie, nor can you provide a solution to a bullshit problem. We expect you to support pedophilia.
Convicted pedophile priest kept detailed diary - NBC News https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna47646838
Within months, the priest was removed from the ministry. Two years later, Van Handel pleaded guilty to one count of lewd and lascivious acts with a minor and sentenced to eight years in prison....
Thousands of Pedophile Priests Abused Over 200,000 Children in … https://www.newsweek.com/thousands-pedophile...
In 2020, the priest Bernard Preynat was convicted of sexually abusing minors and was sentenced to five years in prison. It led to the resignation in 2020 of the former …
Pedophile Priest, Who Raped 150 Children, Killed in Prison by Own ... https://neonnettle.com/features/1406-pedophile-priest-who-raped-150-
A notorious pedophile priest, who was convicted and jailed for raping 150 children, has been killed in prison by one of his own victims. Boston priest John Geoghan was found guilty of …
Catholic Church sexual abuse cases - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
Some of the accused priests were forced to resign. Some priests whose crimes fell within statutes of limitation are in jail. Some have been laicized. Others – because they are …
Pedophile Priest Convicted on 24 Counts, Including … https://indiancountrytoday.com/archive/pedophile...
Sep 18, 2014 · Dozens of Inuit people victimized by Pedophile Priest Eric Dejaeger in the 1970s and ’80s as a court has found the 67-year-old priest guilty on 24 of the 68 …
·Z-99 — 2.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,783
@634,767 (A) > > I'm calling you out, OP. I don't believe their is a solution. You put this here to try and feel superior > > There is a solution. If nobody wants any more time to think then I will reveal it.
Why don't you go back to sucking dog dick where life actually makes sense to you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,809
@634,804 (Z-53) > Just stop chatting with OP. There is no solution to the brain teaser. His only enjoyment is waisting people's time.
There is a solution. And I resent the accusation that I enjoy "waisting" (sic) people's time. I am not to be blamed if the lateral thinking abilities of the people here are lower than I'd expected. When I posted this problem on another forum somebody got the answer inside a week.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,832
@previous (Get banned) > Just ban this already. I thought the mods will ban this?
On what grounds? The lateral thinking problem is being kept to one thread. Everyone participating is doing so willingly. No rules are being broken. Making you cry is not grounds for banning things.
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,880
@634,856 (A)
"A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?"
"I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it."
"I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it."
"16 hours ago, 35 minutes later, 9 months after the original post"
"Stay tuned! Later this week I am going to be posting a clue that I guarantee will give the answer away."
WHY DO CHRISTIANS LIE SO MUCH? No Need to Answer that Question - The Answer is because... That is the basis of their Religion. God is just a Lie, Jesus is just a Lie and OP is here to Mock his own Religion.
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#634,884
@previous (A)
Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] #627,010 @626,955 (H) (H) > Make it Saturday please?
So, it's Saturday. Do you finally give up? Can I reveal the solution now?
·Anonymous H — 9 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] #627,011
@previous (A)
Sure, please do.
(Edited 26 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] #627,017
@previous (H)
Finally! So if there are no further questions I'll post it as planned at 9pm est. @634,882 (A) > We don't lie. Bearing false witness is forbidden in the 10 Commandments.
Again you Lie and Bear False Witness - Which we all frankly expected You to do.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.8 years ago, 3 days later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,004
2 months of stalling has passed. The stalling so far is on track. 5 months of stalling left, before we can discuss stalling strategies after that. Since the film noir idea wasn't to your taste, may I suggest a list of the top 1 time that OP didn't deliver?
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,016
@635,005 (A) > Are you feeling ok?
I'm feeling more than ok. I feel delighted this evening to learn that you kept your promise to continue stalling. I have been worried ever since the December checkup that you might crack and and give up the answer in a momentary lapse of judgment. Luckily, this was not the case. Now I will retreat from this thread for another month until the next checkup. Don't break your promise, ok? :)
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,022
@635,016 (Z-45)
He cannot give up the answer because he made up problem as pure bullshit.
Just more of the Pedophile Catholic Church bullshit. He is an expert when it comes to Pedophilia.
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,031
@previous (A)
"Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI lies"
Former pope Benedict admits making false claim to child sexual … https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/24/...
As pope, Benedict came under fire for failing to act against widespread child sexual abuse within the Roman Catholic church and has repeatedly denied his role in knowingly …
Top Vatican cardinal says senior clergy lied about child sexual … https://news.yahoo.com/top-vatican-cardinal-says...
By Philip Pullella and Jane Wardell ROME/SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian Cardinal George Pell, the highest-ranking Vatican official to testify on systemic sexual abuse of children by clergy in the...
Lying Cardinal | The Vortex - Church Militant https://www.churchmilitant.com/video/episode/vortex-lying-cardinal
The cardinal lied and lied in a big way. Bye-bye, Your Eminence. You are the one who chose this route, and, as we say here in America, you made your bed; now, lie in it. But Church …
Cardinal Donald Wuerl lied about his knowledge of Theodore … https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2019/01/15/...
First, a former priest revealed that D.C. Cardinal Donald Wuerl has been untruthful about what he knew of sexual misconduct allegations against his predecessor as archbishop, …
When bishops tell lies | Catholic Culture https://www.catholicculture.org/commentary/when-bishops-tell-lies
It isn’t late-breaking news, unfortunately, that bishops sometimes tell lies. The damage done by the sex-abuse scandal was compounded by the realization that bishops had almost …
The Big Lie of the Bishops - Church Militant https://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/the-big-lie-of-the-bishops
Tobin was one of many American bishops who dissented from Pope Benedict XVI's decree that the Church stop ordaining homosexuals to the priesthood. He has been promoting all …
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,033
@previous (A)
$4 billion
According to BishopAccountability, the Catholic Church has paid over $4 billion in claims and settlements through over 8,600 cases. That number is likely to continue to grow by another $4 billion and 5,000 new cases, per the Associated Press. To date, the largest successful payout is $660 million.
How Much Has the Catholic Church Paid to Abuse Victims - Masse…
dmasseylaw.com/how-much-catholic-church-paid-abuse-victims/
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,035
@previous (A) > BishopAccountability
Home - BishopAccountability.org https://www.bishop-accountability.org
BishopAccountability.org is the largest public library of information on the Catholic clergy abuse crisis. We are a digital collection of documents, survivor witness, investigative …
You as a supporter of Pedophile Priests and the Rape of Children, would be expected to downplay such an organization.
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,286
@previous (Z-44)
Russian Dave the OP as a Member of the Pedophile Catholic Church, is expected to create Bullshit, which is the basis of his Church. He is giving you what he gives to his Pedophile Catholic Church.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,287
@635,285 (Z-44) > It's almost been a year. Please post the answer. Nobody is going to get it. You win.
How can you be so sure that "nobody is going to get it"? When I posted this lateral thinking problem at another forum somebody did indeed get the answer!
·Anonymous Z-51 — 2.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,289
@previous (A)
I know you're so busy messing with children and have little time to remember what you said in the Topic "I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it."
IF You do not see how This is related to the Topic, I suggest you stop doing the nasty with children as Pedo Priests do and do what you said you would do in the topic. Oh yes it does please me you lied, which is expected of people like you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 1 day later, 9 months after the original post[T][B]#635,360
@626,726 (A) > No, there's no deception in the creatures mentioned. They're a normal horse and a normal fly (although you're on to something in that it's very relevant that those 2 creatures are used in the scenario. The ingenuity of the problem wouldn't work if it were any other 2 animals, for example a wasp flying into the mouth of a hippopotamus or a mosquito flying into the mouth of an alligator).
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 2 days later, 10 months after the original post[T][B]#635,492
@previous (A)
10 months now and still nobody has got it. Think I'll have a glass of Shiraz later tonight and reveal the answer. It's clear now that it's stumped everyone.
· !wYUuBm6d7Q — 2.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 months after the original post[T][B]#635,499
@635,492 (A)
The Clue of course is. The lateral thinking problem is directly related to the:
The Pedophile Catholic Chruch.
Clues if you need them and later you will get them, even if you don't want them. Yes, I know it Sexually excites you to read:
The "Pedophile Catholic Church"
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 59 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[T][B]#635,501
@previous (!wYUuBm6d7Q) > The lateral thinking problem is directly related to the the Catholic Chruch (sic)
Not at all. I can confirm there is no connection whatsoever between the lateral thinking problem and the Catholic Church, or indeed any other denomination.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.7 years ago, 2 days later, 10 months after the original post[T][B]#636,105
@OP
Time for the monthly stalling checkup. Looking at the basic metrics, you are doing fine: no answer has been given yet. But as for the more advanced metrics, you haven't posted any lists this period, neither have you given any nebulous promises of when you're going to post the answer to speak of. I'm signing in a bit early for this month's check-up, so please forgive me if you were in fact planning on posting a list in the next couple of days.
Seeing that interest in the actual riddle has dwindled as people realize it's a hoax, it was a genius move to create a second account to post propaganda about the Catholic-pedo connection, to allow the thread to scoot along at a low flame. Let me just warn you though that this tactic can become stall fast, so I'd advise you to come up with new fresh stalling material.
3 months of stalling has now passed. Only 4 months of stalling left, before we can discuss stalling strategies going forward after the current review period.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[T][B]#636,244
@636,242 (Z-62)
Nope but nice try :) A horse's head cannot be buried in mere moments. To say nothing of the fact that we do not bury horses vertically and feet first.
·Anonymous Z-62 — 2.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[T][B]#636,247
@636,244 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I was thinking it was horizontally buried, more time to say more goodbyes by the owner or something or last minute with the horse to do like that south park episode with cartman and a carrot
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.7 years ago, 1 week later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#636,737
In less than a month will be the 1 year anniversary of this thread, and I'm only half jesting when I say that TC certainly seems to be an intellectually sorry lot that nobody has managed to get the solution despite having almost an entire year to think about it!
Regardless, if STILL nobody has got the answer when the year is up then I'll give the solution.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#636,758
@previous (T)
While completely ignoring repeated statements that the horse has neither died, decayed nor been buried (none of which happen "moments later" nor make the horse "gone").
You are still making the mistake of thinking literally instead of laterally.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,556
@OP
Time once again for the monthly stalling checkup. I'm seeing slightly less activity than usual. In particular, no lists of favorite songs in a good while now, and no silly overly specific excuses for why no answer was given on time like previously. You may want to step up your game a bit if you want to go beyond merely the minimal effort of simply not providing a solution. One interesting development, however, is the false promise of a reveal on the anniversary of the original post. I will be there on the glorious day of March 27 in the year of our lord 2023, when no solution to the riddle will be given.
4 months have now passed since the 7 month probation period started, so 3 months are left before the next stalling period starts.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,566
@637,563 (A) > > the...promise of a reveal on the anniversary of the original post. > > Citation needed.
Citation of what? Have you forgotten what you said just two weeks ago?
@636,737 (A) > In less than a month will be the 1 year anniversary of this thread, and I'm only half jesting when I say that TC certainly seems to be an intellectually sorry lot that nobody has managed to get the solution despite having almost an entire year to think about it! > > Regardless, if STILL nobody has got the answer when the year is up then I'll give the solution.
Or do you need a citation for the word you removed? :)
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,600
@637,567 (A)
This is an interesting stalling tactic, but as your stalling advisor I have to stop you right there and criticize the execution. Previous stalling has had a certain charm and flair, like taking Sundays off or listing your favorite songs in various categories. However, blatantly denying that you said something that you evidently said, within the last month of the stalling probation no less, is just tedious and boring. Doing that after the deadline might be an interesting twist that brings new life into the stalling, but I'm giving this particular effort an F.
Anyway, I will be signing off for the month now, and sign back on come April, to see how the anniversary stalling went.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,608
@previous (A)
It seems like you're suffering from dementia and/or poor vision, Father. Z-45 already provided a citation in the post @637,566 (Z-45) which in turn is citing your own post:
@636,737 (A) > In less than a month will be the 1 year anniversary of this thread, and I'm only half jesting when I say that TC certainly seems to be an intellectually sorry lot that nobody has managed to get the solution despite having almost an entire year to think about it! > > Regardless, if STILL nobody has got the answer when the year is up then I'll give the solution.
Sadly, it seems like being a man of God is not a guarantee that your mental and bodily faculties won't decay over time.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,610
@previous (A)
I know the system for anonymizing people on this board can be confusing at times. But despite the fact that Z-45 and I are only 2 numbers apart, we are different people.
But I'll reply in his stead. He didn't crawl off in defeat. As Z-45 clearly said, he signed off for the month, and will be back in April. I'm sure he'll offer any necessary clarifications at that point.
So you said you would reveal the answer on the day after the anniversary, and not on the day? Arguing this distinction seems like pointless bickering, especially when it's clear that Z-45 has signed off and probably won't sign in until about a week after that point. One day doesn't make much difference in comparison to a week, and certainly not a year.
Considering all your broken promises to reveal the answer to the riddle I'm not holding my breath that you will provide an answer this time either.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,612
@previous (A) > > we are different people with EXACTLY the same text voice who signed it at EXACTLY the same time. > > ftfy ;)
Sounds like schizophrenia is getting the best of you.
> > So you said you would reveal the answer on the day after the anniversary > > Citation needed, Anon Z-45.
Your exact statement was:
> Regardless, if STILL nobody has got the answer when the year is up then I'll give the solution.
You know what, instead of having the rest of the participants in this game guess what this means and then be told we read it wrong, why don't you tell us? Specify a definite time and date after which, if no one has got the answer, you will reveal it?
+ !jM/TIxxEd. — 2.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,623
@previous (A) > Very well. If nobody has got the answer by the end of this month, then I shall reveal it on the following day.
Liar. You're a fucked-up Pervert. Stop molesting children.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,634
@637,621 (A)
Ok, that sounds promising. I have a few more questions, though, as there may be loopholes that may allow you to not reveal the answer.
Are you referring to March 31st, 2023 and April 1st, 2023? In other words, if nobody got the answer by March 31st, 2023 you will reveal the answer on April 1st, 2023?
I can't help but notice that the date at which you are to reveal the answer is the day commonly associated with fooling other people. Can you promise you won't give a deceitful answer, or omit the answer, as part of an "April's fool" joke?
· !jM/TIxxEd. — 2.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,649
@previous (A) > My dear Anon Z-45, you are far too paranoid! Yes, I promise not to give a deceitful answer on April 1st 2023.
@OP >+Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it.
Anonymous A (OP) — 1 day ago, 47 minutes later, 11 months after the original post
@previous (Z-47)
My dear Anon Z-45, you are far too paranoid! Yes, I promise not to give a deceitful answer on April 1st 2023.
@previous (A) > My dear Anon Z-45, you are far too paranoid! Yes, I promise not to give a deceitful answer on April 1st 2023.
+Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago
@627,066 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 11 months ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post2 weeks after the original post2 weeks after the original post > In fact if there are no further questions or proposed solutions to the problem then I'll set the new reveal time for 9pm est tomorrow. I'm a little affronted by the suggestion some have made that this has all been an unsolvable troll designed to waste everyone's time. I'm keen to get the answer out as soon as possible to prove the doubters wrong.
Your Ethics/Lies align with Adolf Hitler (A Catholic), Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Osama Bin Laden, Pol Pot, Ivan the Terrible, Heinrich Himmler, Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump (a Presbyterian) You were born to lie. Your Life is a Lie and people will defecate on your grave.
Bad ethics are actions or behaviors that violate moral principles or standards of conduct. They can harm others, cause damage, or create unfairness. Some examples of bad ethics are:
Dishonesty: lying, cheating, stealing, or making false claims. Abusive behavior: verbal abuse, mobbing, sexual harassment, abotage Immoral or illegal acts: rape, child molestation, fraud, corruption, bribery, insider trading, or tax evasion Unethical business practices: exploiting workers, harming the environment, avoiding taxes, or violating privacy rights. Ethical dilemmas: facing conflicting interests or values that may compromise one’s integrity or responsibility. Bad ethics can have negative consequences for individuals and organizations. They can damage trust, reputation, relationships, and performance. They can also lead to legal penalties and sanctions.
In this context, a human might say that it is important to follow good ethics and avoid bad ethics in personal and professional life.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) You're a foul, filthy, squalid, dirty, polluted, scurrilous, abusive, obscene, insulting, blasphemous, vituperative, vulgar, shameful, detestable, odious, abominable, loathsome, disgusting, repulsive, offensive, unpropitious, unfavorable, feculent, roily and turbid.'''
Of course, because your profession is a Catholic Priest, we expect you to Lie, because that is the basis of Catholic Christianity.
· !jM/TIxxEd. — 2.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,651
@previous (Z-72)
The basis of all religions is blind faith. Catholics go to the other limits, and those with titles, define themselves as Godly, so they can commit crimes like child rape, as a gift from God. Recently it was disclosed Baptists take advantage of children for their own benefit. When caught Catholics can simply confess their crimes and another priest will forgive them with counts of beads or some other nonsense punishments, and they are free to sin again and again to infinity. A Bishop my reassign the Priest to another parish, where they are again free to rape children to their hearts content. (Just confess and all sins are totally forgiven)
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,652
@637,636 (A) > My dear Anon Z-45
Z-45 seems to have completely given up the idea that there is a solution. I'm still holding out hope that we will one day see the answer. Granted, I think the probability of this happening is low, 5-10% but nevertheless higher than 0. So considering we're holding different opinions, we can't possibly be the same person. :)
> you are far too paranoid!
Considering the countless times so far that you promised to reveal the answer at a given time, and then didn't, I think the skepticism is warranted.
Yes, I don't feel this way about faith alone though. I think that if you'll think about it long enough, the only thing we have to hate child rape is blind faith in our feelings that makes us disgusted by the thought of tortured children. I do not know what it's like to be a Catholic priest who just forgives without considering the security of our children, but I imagine that as you hear the sins of people on a regular basis, you lose the capacity to emotionally react to real threats.
· !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,656
@637,652 (Z-47) > > My dear Anon Z-45 > Z-45 seems to have completely given up the idea that there is a solution. I'm still holding out hope that we will one day see the answer. Granted, I think the probability of this happening is low, 5-10% but nevertheless higher than 0. So considering we're holding different opinions, we can't possibly be the same person. :) > > > you are far too paranoid! > Considering the countless times so far that you promised to reveal the answer at a given time, and then didn't,
Also do not wait for me to respond to you today because I managed to get drunk again and I'm about to pass out but I want you to know that your hatred of mentioned things are just and reasonable but be careful comrade, people were not meant to walk around hateful and angry, I'd say it destroys the soul but if there's no soul I'd say it destroys a life. We have to be cold and calculated, like a admin of our minds, a user called hatred can motivate us for sure but only short term, we have to play the long game.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,664
@637,649 (!jM/TIxxEd.) > > My dear Anon Z-45, you are far too paranoid! Yes, I promise not to give a deceitful answer on April 1st 2023. > > > > +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago > > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > Anonymous A (OP) — 1 day ago, 47 minutes later, 11 months after the original post > > @previous (Z-47) > My dear Anon Z-45, you are far too paranoid! Yes, I promise not to give a deceitful answer on April 1st 2023. > > > > My dear Anon Z-45, you are far too paranoid! Yes, I promise not to give a deceitful answer on April 1st 2023. > > +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago +Anonymous A — 11 months ago > > > > Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) — 11 months ago, 27 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post 2 weeks after the original post 2 weeks after the original post > > In fact if there are no further questions or proposed solutions to the problem then I'll set the new reveal time for 9pm est tomorrow. I'm a little affronted by the suggestion some have made that this has all been an unsolvable troll designed to waste everyone's time. I'm keen to get the answer out as soon as possible to prove the doubters wrong. > > Your Ethics/Lies align with Adolf Hitler (A Catholic), Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Osama Bin Laden, Pol Pot, Ivan the Terrible, Heinrich Himmler, Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump (a Presbyterian) > You were born to lie. Your Life is a Lie and people will defecate on your grave. > > Bad ethics are actions or behaviors that violate moral principles or standards of conduct. They can harm others, cause damage, or create unfairness. Some examples of bad ethics are: > > Dishonesty: lying, cheating, stealing, or making false claims. > Abusive behavior: verbal abuse, mobbing, sexual harassment, abotage > Immoral or illegal acts: rape, child molestation, fraud, corruption, bribery, insider trading, or tax evasion > Unethical business practices: exploiting workers, harming the environment, avoiding taxes, or violating privacy rights. > Ethical dilemmas: facing conflicting interests or values that may compromise one’s integrity or responsibility. > Bad ethics can have negative consequences for individuals and organizations. They can damage trust, reputation, relationships, and performance. They can also lead to legal penalties and sanctions. > > In this context, a human might say that it is important to follow good ethics and avoid bad ethics in personal and professional life. > > Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) > You're a foul, filthy, squalid, dirty, polluted, scurrilous, abusive, obscene, insulting, blasphemous, vituperative, vulgar, shameful, detestable, odious, abominable, loathsome, disgusting, repulsive, offensive, unpropitious, unfavorable, feculent, roily and turbid.''' > > Of course, because your profession is a Catholic Priest, we expect you to Lie, because that is the basis of Catholic Christianity.
Your life is far too filled with hatred and rage. I shall pray that God assuages your anguish.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,665
@637,652 (Z-47) > > My dear Anon Z-45 > Z-45 seems to have completely given up the idea that there is a solution. I'm still holding out hope that we will one day see the answer. Granted, I think the probability of this happening is low, 5-10% but nevertheless higher than 0. So considering we're holding different opinions, we can't possibly be the same person. :) > > > you are far too paranoid! > Considering the countless times so far that you promised to reveal the answer at a given time, and then didn't, I think the skepticism is warranted.
The only times I have not revealed the answer on a date that I'd said I would is when somebody has asked for more time to think and I have granted that request.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,667
@637,656 (!dF.2uOrLPs) > > > My dear Anon Z-45 > > Z-45 seems to have completely given up the idea that there is a solution. I'm still holding out hope that we will one day see the answer. Granted, I think the probability of this happening is low, 5-10% but nevertheless higher than 0. So considering we're holding different opinions, we can't possibly be the same person. :) > > > > > you are far too paranoid! > > Considering the countless times so far that you promised to reveal the answer at a given time, and then didn't, > > I think the skepticism is warranted.
It is not warranted. I do not lie. The solution will be revealed. Have faith my child.
· !zn05JVP3P. — 2.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,725
@previous (A) > As we near the deadline, would anybody like another clue?
You are bullshit and any clue would be just more bullshit. You're only capable of BULLSHIT.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,726
@previous (!zn05JVP3P.) > > As we near the deadline, would anybody like another clue? > You are bullsh*t and any clue would be just more bullsh*t. You're only capable of BULLSH*T.
Demonstrably libellous. Now would you like a clue or not?
· !zn05JVP3P. — 2.6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,730
@637,728 (A)
Anyone can manufacture a random bullshit solution, which would be just as valid as any bullshit solution you offer up.
I asked ChatGpt :"A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?"
Oh, I see. Well, I’m sorry but I don’t know the answer either. I tried to search for it but I couldn’t find anything. From the information provided there could be an infinite number of solutions. Many would be valid. Often with riddles like this, there is no predefined solution and we call this kind of riddle a "Mind Game" (actions that are meant to confuse or upset someone in order to get an advantage) This riddle, lacks logic and does not follow any known mathematical pattern. Mathematical patterns have a value, or values, we can put in place of a variable (such as x) that makes the equation true. Example: x + 2 = 7 When we put 5 in place of x we get: 5 + 2 = 7 5 + 2 = 7 is true, so x = 5 is a solution.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,785
@637,665 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > The only times I have not revealed the answer on a date that I'd said I would is when somebody has asked for more time to think and I have granted that request.
This is just plainly false. Such as in these examples:
November 25th @633,468 (A) > A quick announcement, I just realised the 27th is a Sunday, which is a day we Catholics treat as holy and rest. Therefore I will not be online on the 27th but I will post the solution shortly after as a slightly belated birthday present! Sit tight.
But, you somehow forgot to post the solution "shortly after" the aforementioned Sunday. Nobody asked for more time at this point.
January 1st @634,767 (A) > There is a solution. If nobody wants any more time to think then I will reveal it.
Nobody wanted more time... You even forgave the person who didn't say please, so you can't even blame the lack of a reveal on their impoliteness.
January 20th @635,492 (A) > 10 months now and still nobody has got it. Think I'll have a glass of Shiraz later tonight and reveal the answer. It's clear now that it's stumped everyone.
You had a good glass of wine, I presume. But no answer revealed this time either.
February 19 @636,760 (A) > But don't worry because I will soon be revealing the answer!
No answer was revealed "soon" after that post. As with the other examples, no one requested additional time at this point.
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 2.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,793
@637,789 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Welcome back Anon Z-45!!!
A great example of Catholic Bullshit. You just had a Bowel movement over Jesus Christ. Z-45 gave you a clear timeline of your promises, and you of course ignored their accurate work. I despise most religions for their hypocrisy. On hypocrisy you excel. I look forward to you proving why Christianity is all about hypocrisy and only offers up bullshit.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,794
@previous (!tr.t4dJfuU) > Z-45 gave you a clear timeline of your promises
So you agree that Z-47 is also Z-45. Ok thanks, that'll be all.
> and you of course ignored their accurate work.
No, I noted to myself that he did not include the posts AFTER them by people asking for more time. He very very disingenuously cherry picked his examples.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,796
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > No, I noted to myself that he did not include the posts AFTER them by people asking for more time. He very very disingenuously cherry picked his examples.
This does not make any sense. Do you have access to a time machine? Or did you purposely break your promise to reveal the solution at a certain time just in case someone would ask for more time later? Would it not be more honest to not make the promise so you wouldn't have to break it, then?
Not that it matters. I went through all the posts since the November 25th post of your that I cited and no one actually asked for more time since then. I did however discover one more time that you falsely promised to reveal the solution, soon after Christmas that I missed originally.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,797
@previous (Z-47) > > No, I noted to myself that he did not include the posts AFTER them by people asking for more time. He very very disingenuously cherry picked his examples. > > This does not make any sense.
Then read it again more attentively.
> Would it not be more honest to not make the promise so you wouldn't have to break it, then?
I have broken no promises.
> Not that it matters. I went through all the posts since the November 25th post of your that I cited and no one actually asked for more time since then.
Yes they did, as I have already pointed out. Stop lying.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,800
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Of where someone has asked for more time to guess since my (supposedly cherry picked) examples of broken promises.
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > A citation of what?
@637,797 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > > No, I noted to myself that he did not include the posts AFTER them by people asking for more time. He very very disingenuously cherry picked his examples. > > > > This does not make any sense. > > Then read it again more attentively. > > > Would it not be more honest to not make the promise so you wouldn't have to break it, then? > > I have broken no promises. > > > Not that it matters. I went through all the posts since the November 25th post of your that I cited and no one actually asked for more time since then. > > Yes they did, as I have already pointed out. Stop lying.
> Yes they did, as I have already pointed out. Stop lying.
I am a bottom of the line business person. Many of us continue to point out your many lies-promises. Your parents raised a foul corrupt human being. This probably pleases you. You're a wonderful example of why people despise Catholic Priests. Given your life as a Priest, is to Molest-Rape children, you must believe you have the right to lie as a rite of passage on this planet. It's a good thing you believe in a Devil. No doubt one day the two of you, will enjoy a few laughs together.
·Anonymous Z-71 — 2.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,820
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > I am a bottom of the line business person. > > You misspelled "mentally challenged fruitcake". Nevertheless, bless you for the input friend!
I was totally honest. You resort to name calling because you cannot address why you decided to win, as the most famous liar on tinychan.net
I grant you your Gold Medal for LYING.
He lied about revealing the solution at (at least) 5 different times as I pointed out. He lied about people asking for more time after those promises as I pointed out. He now claims that he will look back through the thread so he can say where people asked for more time which will also turn out to be a lie because those posts don't exist, and also because he just won't do it anyway.
So I think we're up to the third level of lies. Father Merrin lies. Father Merrin lies about lying. Father Merrin lies about lying about lying. And lastly, Father Merrin lies by claiming he never lies. :)
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,825
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Your latest lies have now made my confidence that there's a solution go down from 5-10% as previously stated to 0%. In contrast, nothing I've said has been a lie, and even if it was, I'd prefer to make my confession to a priest of good character.
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 11 months after the original post[T][B]#637,918
@637,826 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > Your latest lies have now made my confidence that there's a solution go down from 5-10% as previously stated to 0%. @OP > I have told no lies and there is a solution. You are going to look very silly when it is revealed soon.
Pedophile Priest Merrin, Dozens of people point your many lies. You take a reply and change the text. You're so used to putting a Childs penis in your mouth and are in Jizz overload. Therefore, when your fingers type out lies after lies, I think you enjoy being called a liar. Of course. there is a solution (s) Based on science there are 10^10^16 different solutions, based on the number of parallel universes that exist. {Exactly how many of these parallel universes might there be. "In a new study, Stanford physicists Andrei Linde and Vitaly Vanchurin have calculated the number of all possible universes, coming up with an answer of 10^10^16.}"
I look forward to more of your lies because that is what you were born to do.
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#637,937
@637,819 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > I am a bottom of the line business person. > > You misspelled "mentally challenged fruitcake". Nevertheless, bless you for the input friend! @OPenis
· !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#637,952
@637,947 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > All things serve the will of God, but you are correct that we priests will not be replaced by AI. > > Bless you for the question, friend!
AI can replace Priests, because AI cannot RAPE CHILDREN like a Pedophile Catholic Priest does. Parents can trust AI and will migrate to it.
· !wYUuBm6d7Q — 2.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#637,957
@previous (Z-60) > Seriously dude, give your child sex obsession a rest for a while.
Apparently, you support the bullshit and lies Merrin has handed out for over one year in this Topic/thread. Russian Dave aka Father Merrin, has an illustrious history of posting bullshit and is a known active paedophile. Do you support this bullshit? Are you "one" just like Merrin? Also, what is your point defending Merrin? I see you're over doing "Blunts" again.
This may be of help to you. https://marijuana-anonymous.org/
PS: Apologies to !dF.2uOrLPs for stepping on your toes.
·Eat Shit and Die Pedo Merrin — 2.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#637,985
A solution to the lateral thinking problem flies into Merrin's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, a fat nigger cock is in his cum filled throat. What's happened?
I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it.
It's a hyperbolic question, but one with a serious intent.
Of course the church will continue to exist in some form. Two-thousand-year-old institutions with a billion adherents and solid growth rates in the developing world don't disappear overnight, no matter how thoroughly corrupt they are revealed to be.
But in what form will it survive? [READ ON AND ON FROM THE LINK]
Oh and the image is two Catholic Nuns, committing a Sin.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,017
Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame.
Anyway, sit tight for the answer because it's coming very soon.
·Eat Shit and Die Pedo Merrin — 2.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,018
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
A stream of explosive diarrhea flies into Merrin's mouth and when it flies back out, moments later, the shit and truth is gone. What's happened?
I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it.
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,020
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@638,017 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame.
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@638,017 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame.
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@638,017 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame.
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It is not my intention to annoy you, friend. My aim is solely to introduce the group to an ingenious brainteaser that I came across, not to upset you. Try to take life a little easier!
+Anonymous Z-79 — 2.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,036
@638,020 (!tr.t4dJfuU) > "Anonymous A — 1 year ago" > > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame. > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Anyway, sit tight for the answer because it's coming very soon. > > "Anonymous A — 1 year ago" > > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame. > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Anyway, sit tight for the answer because it's coming very soon. > > "Anonymous A — 1 year ago" > > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame. > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Anyway, sit tight for the answer because it's coming very soon.
@638,020 (!tr.t4dJfuU) > "Anonymous A — 1 year ago" > > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame. > > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > > > Anyway, sit tight for the answer because it's coming very soon. > > "Anonymous A — 1 year ago" > > A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?
> > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it. > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it.
> > Incidentally we recently passed the 1 year anniversary of this thread. 1 whole year and still nobody has been able to think of the solution! For shame, TC. For shame. >
The Man-Priest is a predator and he is working hard to yearn a place in Hell.
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 2.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,040
@638,030 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > OP is annoying other people. > > It is not my intention to annoy you, friend. My aim is solely to introduce the group to an ingenious brainteaser that I came across, not to upset you. Try to take life a little easier!
I agree with Anon Z-74 & Z-80 Your intention from the Get-Go was to annoy all who are here. At least the minutes you spend here is less time to spend with your wife, as well as the children of your parish, who you continue to rape. Of course, the Church will forgive you. You are allowed by your church, to kill some of the children, just for the hell of it. You probably cook and eat them as a homage to Jesus Christ. I may be in error about you committing homicides. I am 100% sure you rape those children. Perhaps your wife helps you with the molestations.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,041
@previous (!tr.t4dJfuU) > > > OP is annoying other people. > > > > It is not my intention to annoy you, friend. My aim is solely to introduce the group to an ingenious brainteaser that I came across, not to upset you. Try to take life a little easier! > > I agree with Anon Z-74 & Z-80 Your intention from the Get-Go was to annoy all who are here.
I shall repeat that this is nonsense. My sole aim here is to share an ingenious brainteaser. You shouldn't allow it to annoy you like this.
·Anonymous Z-79 — 2.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,054
@638,042 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > Some people don't like teasing their brain Fada > > The dumbing-down of society I'm afraid. That probably explains why nobody here has thought of the solution in over a year! >"That probably explains why nobody here has thought of the solution in over a year!'
I am mostly new to this topic except for the fact I saw you attempt the same BS on minichan. Based on a long and hard skim here, few if anyone now cares about your BS solution. You said you saw this riddle on some Russian game show. Most likely the same crap Putin puts out daily. Just because they posed a riddle and gave a solution, does in no way mean there is a correct solution. So sure after more than a year of lies by you, as you milk this Topic-Bullshit to the max. You said you will on April Fools day, make a fool of yourself again. Stop spending so much time sucking feces from Putin's asshole.
Now please go ahead and insult me, because it will be composed much like the Popes wagging tongue, mumbling words about his Churches Paedophile problem. I look forward to your insults.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,061
@previous (Z-81)
You are a wise and thoughtful man, friend. I have a feeling you might be the one to solve the lateral thinking problem before the deadline.
Kind words father Merrin, thank you. I must admit some answers here are answers I would have guessed but I shall give it another go when I have the time to read this massive thread.
+Anonymous Z-82 — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,070
......There once was a horse with great glee
.............Grazing in fields wild and free
...........................But a fly flew in
........................Causing quite a din As the horse tried to spit it out with such plea!
·Anonymous Z-53 — 2.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,071
Dear father Merrin. I was a choirboy. Sadly I wasn't attractive enough to stir a Catholic priest's desires. Can we roll play so I can get over this problem?
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,095
@previous (Z-83) > I have become an expert on flies and horses in researching this question. Ask me anything.
Splendid! Here's my question: if a fly were to fly into a horse's mouth and when it flew back out moments later the horse was gone, what would have happened?
·Anonymous Z-83 — 2.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,097
@previous (Pazuzu)
Hm... interesting question. I can forsee many valid answers depending on which species of fly we're talking about. Is it a botfly? A Calliphoridae, whose larvae can live inside the tract of large mamals incliding horses? The common Musca domestica? Likewise with the breed of horse: are we talking a thoroughbred whom often have small tongues or a draft horse with fleshy lips? My answer may differ wildly depending on the variables.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,107
@previous (Z-83)
You addressed my nemesis, but to answer your questions, this was addressed at the beginning of the thread. It's a regular horse and fly. The exact type does not matter for the solution.
· !4fOiRk3.FY — 2.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,110
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) @previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > You addressed my nemesis, but to answer your questions, this was addressed at the beginning of the thread. It's a regular horse and fly. The exact type does not matter for the solution. @OP
The answer to the riddle is that the horse was a statue. The fly flew into the horse’s mouth and when it flew back out moments later, the horse was still there but it was still a statue.
A Lateral thinking addition to my solution.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse? You have never heard of a talking statue? Think latterly. People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say or unless he is a statue, which one day could happen: After all in cartoons inanimate objects, often have something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Now if the horse is just a stone statue, one cannot expect a statue to talk, even if it's Mr. Ed.
A fly can of course land on the horses mouth or even inside if the mouth is somewhat open. Given the statue is only an "Art representation of a horse." A real horse in this case never existed as a horse, so for the fly a horse was never there.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse? You have never heard of a talking statue?
Well listen to this, because I may or may not add to this nonsense, which is the point of non logical solutions,Except in lateral thinking solutions.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.6 years ago, 4 days later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,259
Hello friends, a quick announcement: this evening I am unexpectedly leaving for a couple of days on important business. I want to be absolutely clear in letting everyone know about this so that nobody starts crying about how "YOU SAID YOU'D REVEAL THE ANSWER AFTER MARCH 31ST!!!" I WILL reveal it but not tomorrow as I'd originally planned as I'll be travelling all day. A certain someone in this thread has falsely and libellously accused me of being deceptive so here I am, especially for him, being 100% crystal clear so that he cannot falsely and libellously accuse me again: I will be away on business tomorrow and therefore not at my computer.
I'll see you all when I return. Until then, God bless you all!
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,266
@previous (Z-84) > God be with you in your travels F Merrin, I am still too busy to give this riddle a go and consider it good that the deadline is postponed.
Bless you for the well wishes friend and I wish you lots of luck for when you find time to tackle the riddle!
· !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,267
@638,259 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Hello friends, a quick announcement: this evening I am unexpectedly leaving for a couple of days on important business. I want to be absolutely clear in letting everyone know about this so that nobody starts crying about how "YOU SAID YOU'D REVEAL THE ANSWER AFTER MARCH 31ST!!!" I WILL reveal it but not tomorrow as I'd originally planned as I'll be travelling all day. A certain someone in this thread has falsely and libellously accused me of being deceptive so here I am, especially for him, being 100% crystal clear so that he cannot falsely and libellously accuse me again: I will be away on business tomorrow and therefore not at my computer. > > I'll see you all when I return. Until then, God bless you all!
Totally EXPECTED! A Man with Honor could simply do the right thing by doing the reveal PRIOR To the trip departure. I just asked Jesus Christ what he has to say about Pedophile Catholic Priest Marrin having no honor. I did ask Jesus Christ to reply with a touch of Irony and Humor.
Jesus replies: "I your Saviour, might say something like this about liars: Pedophile Merrin, do you look at the speck of sawdust in your tinychan percipients eye's and pay no attention to the plank in your own eyes? Pedophile Merrin: How can you say to your tinychan percipients, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? Pedophile Merrin; You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly all of your dishonor and then to remove your pack of lies from tinychan in total.”
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,292
@previous (!dF.2uOrLPs) > > Hello friends, a quick announcement: this evening I am unexpectedly leaving for a couple of days on important business. I want to be absolutely clear in letting everyone know about this so that nobody starts crying about how "YOU SAID YOU'D REVEAL THE ANSWER AFTER MARCH 31ST!!!" I WILL reveal it but not tomorrow as I'd originally planned as I'll be travelling all day. A certain someone in this thread has falsely and libellously accused me of being deceptive so here I am, especially for him, being 100% crystal clear so that he cannot falsely and libellously accuse me again: I will be away on business tomorrow and therefore not at my computer. > > > > I'll see you all when I return. Until then, God bless you all! > > Totally EXPECTED! A Man with Honor could simply do the right thing by doing the reveal PRIOR To the trip departure.
I have no time, I have many things I need to get ready before my trip! Have a little patience, I'll be back before you know it.
·pookie — 2.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,321
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You are a lying cunthole. you've always been a lying cunthole. Hopefully you will have a serious accident and become paralyzed on your fake trip. Then you will not have to be a lying cunthole about why you wont give the answer ever again.
+ !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,369
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > You're a very rude and uncouth person. Nevertheless I bless you for your input.
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > You're a very rude and uncouth person. Nevertheless I bless you for your input.
[1] Judge not, that ye be not judged. [2] For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. [3] And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
~Matthew 5–7
PS: Merrin you gave your solemn word you would post the solution. (In my opinion, no one gives a shit about any solution you post)
You failed to do it as "Promised" because of some BS about a business trip, yet had the time to post several times. Now you are posting again Sans the promised solution.
Catholic Priest Salary in New York City, NY = $68,845 year plus expenses. U.S. Average. The average salary range for a Priest is between €33,658 and €56,772. On average, a Master's Degree is the highest level of education for a Catholic Priest. This compensation analysis is based on salary survey data collected directly from employers and anonymous employees in Germany.
Closer to your home: Catholic Priest Salary in Russian Federation. RUBLE 943,668 = $12,048.11 United States Dollar
Average Salary
Disgusting as a place as it is, Belarus. The Average salary for a Catholic Priest is 14 785 Br (BYN)/yr = $5854.93 USA
Cleary Catholic Priests appear to be overpaid in this shit hole.
Merrian, just because you are paid such a dismal salary, is no reason to take out your rage on young children. One day soon your Rapes of this kids, will end up with you and your Wife, being charged with Murder.
Yes we know your Wife is one of your many providers of Children to RAPE.
·Anonymous B — 2.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,385
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > Back from your trip yet? > > Almost! I have a 2-day stopover between flights to conclude some other business. Bless you for your patience, friend!
You have Alzheimer's and cannot remember the solution, Putin's SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service) gave you.
Jesus Christ has again Failed "YOU"
You need to return to Jacking Off for Jesus.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 5 days later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,572
@638,260 (Z-84) > God be with you in your travels F Merrin, I am still too busy to give this riddle a go and consider it good that the deadline is postponed.
Do you still need more time to think, friend, or can I now finally reveal the solution?
+0396 — 2.6 years ago, 21 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,588
Answers really made me laugh but not stupid triggered OP who just reacts like nerd and dont give answer after a year passed. I must say good trolling. Anyway I ate that horse for a dinner if anyone gives a fuck.
·Anonymous Z-80 — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,590
@627,398 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) > > your existence are hopeless to me. you are better off in heaven, moon, whatever. seriously, stop making me sad. > > I am no longer a Catholic priest and therefore cannot offer you clerical help at this time. Nevertheless I say bless you for your input friend! > I am no longer a Catholic priest and therefore cannot offer you clerical help at this time. Nevertheless I say bless you for your input friend!
WHAT THE FUCK? IF YOU'RE NO LONGER A CATHOLIC PRIEST, WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF FATHER MERRIN?
STOP JACKING OFF FOR JESUS AND DO AS YOU PROMISED AND GIVE THAT TURD OF A SOLUTION TO US AND FUCKING ZOMBIE JESUS CHRIST. > I am no longer a Catholic priest and therefore cannot offer you clerical help at this time. Nevertheless I say bless you for your input friend!
· !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,594
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > DO AS YOU PROMISED AND GIVE THAT SOLUTION TO US. > > Patience my irascible friend! The solution is coming.
#61,975
1.1 Years ago You said "+Anonymous A aka "OP"— 1.1 year ago
A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?
"I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it."
·Pazuzu — 2.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,651
@previous (A)
yes merrin the answer is coming soon....AS SOON AS I AM DONE TURNING YOU PIG MOTHER'S ASSHOLE INTO A HOLY MESS OF RUPTURED INTESTINES!!!!!
WHICH I INTEND TO DO FROM NOW THROUGH ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!
· !dF.2uOrLPs — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,654
@638,644 (A) > > Op is a fag > > False. Homosexuality is a sin. > > > and will NEVER answer > > Also false. The answer is coming soon, Anon Z-88.
Sin? You're a pedophile and only know how to lie. By now you have most likely murdered a number of children. [Of course your church will forgive you no matter how horrible the crimes are.] Your Alzheimer's, will prevent you from remembering the bullshit answer you heard on Putin's propaganda outlet. Ask that whore of a wife, to help you out with the "solution's"
·Pazuzu — 2.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,659
YOUR MOTHER JUST SWALLOWED MY DEMON LOAD MERRIN HA HA HA HA. SHE IS GAGGING RIGHT NOW AND HER FACE IS CRIMSON. PICTURE THAT IN YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU CAN JOIN US. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!! HA HA HA
· !4fOiRk3.FY — 2.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,660
@638,658 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > You seem extraordinarily upset my child. I'll pray for God to assuage your anguish.
God? I see you worship the Devil Himself. I do not want anyone praying to the Devil for me. Keep your shit to yourself.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.6 years ago, 2 days later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,761
@OP
I'm back for my monthly checkup, a bit late as usual. And, oh my, has this been an interesting month for this thread. As you may remember I have, as your stalling advisor, been fairly transparent about the fact that your performance has been subpar this late in the stalling period. While failing to produce an answer will always guarantee at least an E, that's a low standard to hold oneself to.
Your sockpuppet derailing has been stellar. You've engaged every account yo have and given it your all. The spam bots, the Catholic pedo bots. Everything. Especially the tactic of reviving Anonymous Z-47 and claiming he was me was brilliant. Another high point was the inclusion of the detail that the lateral thinking problem was supposed to come from a Russian game show. This gives an air of legitimacy to whole thing, while being difficult to debunk, especially for non-Russian speakers.
We also can't forget the sudden trip that you had to take, spanning across the time where the solution was to be given, then just neglecting to produce an answer. It was a predictable play, but executed beautifully. I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but this month has been one for the books.
We have now finished 5 months of the 7 month probation period, so only 2 months are left before the next stalling period can commence.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,801
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Welcome back Anon Z-47! Still sharing the exact same IP address with 'Anon Z-45' I see ;)
Don't get complacent. Even though I commended you on the of this lie as a stalling tactic, keep in mind that overusing a tactic can turn it from fresh to stale very quickly. This can affect your grade. Please come up with new material for your stalling efforts.
Anyway, I'm signing off for the month. See you in May.
·Anonymous X-1 — 2.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,803
@638,768 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Welcome back Anon Z-47! Still sharing the exact same IP address with 'Anon Z-45' I see ;)
Improbable although not impossible. Both live in far distant countries. Now remember a convo you had with a MOD? About your Troll topic/thread/.
They are not about to share IP info of any user, unless you have a USA Federal Court order.
"We know" you are aware of Others tracking you outside of the chans.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.5 years ago, 14 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#638,837
@638,768 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Welcome back Anon Z-47! Still sharing the exact same IP address with 'Anon Z-45' I see ;)
You're not an admin of this site. If you were, you would know this is a false statement.
@638,802 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > I appear to have flustered you, Anon Z-45 ;)
I'm not Z-45 so I can't speak for him, but it indeed seems like the whole point of this thread is to fluster people. So in this regard your mission might be successful.
·Pazuzu — 2.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,043
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
TRY AND CALM YOUR MOTHER DOWN FATHER!! SHE ROTS IN HELL HERE WITH US AND SUFFERS EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. HER ASSHOLE LOOKS LIKE A POUND OF GROUND BEEF AND YOU COULD HIDE A BASEBALL IN IT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
·Eat Shit and Die Pedo Merrin — 2.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,065
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
A young and sleek alter boy's dick slides into Merrin's mouth and after drawing on it a few times, moments later, the dick ejaculates. What's happened?
I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.5 years ago, 1 week later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,522
Hello friends! Sorry for my absence but I had a little holiday by the beach for the May Day vacation. I'm now back and ready to reveal the solution soon.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,524
Just give me a few hours here to relieve some of my stress and tension of driving. ahhh now to find a nice sleek penis to drain and then I will reveal after that.
+Anonymous Z-91 — 2.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,539
@639,537 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Allow me to relieve some that tension my precious child.
I am an adult. Nor would I ever allow my two children, to get close to any anything catholic related. If it were up to me, I would export every official, of that church to the nearest active open volcano.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,540
@previous (Z-91) > Nor would I ever allow my two children, to get close to any anything catholic related.
I am not judging you (lest I be judged!) but this makes you a bad parent. You are depriving your children of some of the greatest art in Western civilisation. Rethink your stance my child.
·Anonymous Z-91 — 2.5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,544
@639,541 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Even if you do not rethink your stance, give me a chance to get closer to you and your precious children.
> > > Pell was acquitted :) > > > > Not by the Pope. > > The Pope does not "acquit" people. Courts of law do that. > > > The image proves beyond any doubt... > > Stopping you there to inform you that I have images disabled. You'll have to describe the picture in words.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_supremacy
Papal supremacy is the doctrine of the Catholic Church that the Pope, by reason of his office as Vicar of Christ, the visible source and foundation of the unity both of the bishops and of the whole company of the faithful, and as pastor of the entire Catholic Church, has full, supreme, and universal power over the whole church, a power which he can always exercise unhindered: that, in brief, "the Pope enjoys, by divine institution, supreme, full, immediate, and universal power.
From my point of view Popes and I mean all Popes have a high degree of power (almost God Like) to solve the child abuse problem the catholic church has. Yet in most cases the Popes have turned a blind eye to the problem. Several Popes have even made the abuse problem much worse. At best one Pope mumbled some words about solving the problem and then moved on to the most unimportant daily trivia. The current Pope is even openly hiding one priest in Mexico
The Catholic church is still making excuses for paedophilia
› feb › catholic-...Peter Stanford editor of the Catholic Herald newspaper.
Bishops around the world are joining the pope at a forum on tackling abuse. But only radical reform can solve the crisis.
"When the first meeting in the Vatican of bishops from around the world to discuss clerical sexual abuse was announced, hopes were high among Catholics. Finally, it seemed, the courageous, mould-breaking Pope Francis was going to force through root-and-branch reforms to tackle the scandal that has done such damage to the reputation of the institution he leads."
"Pope Francis resorted to an even more outdated explanation in September last year. In language that owed much to medieval theology, he blamed it all on the devil, a malign force tempting otherwise good priests to sexually abuse children.
Even the Vatican’s own newspaper, L’Osservatore Romano, has suggested that the absence of women in leadership roles plays a part. Statistically, women are far less likely to sexually abuse children. Yet Catholicism clings to the almost laughable explanation that, because there were only men at the Last Supper, only men can be priests.
The product of this stubbornness is a secretive, male culture at the top of Catholicism where large numbers of priests routinely break their vows of celibacy. It is an appalling moral failure and needs to end now, but that will involve rethinking an entire approach to sexuality in Catholicism that is peculiar, punitive and often plain perverse. The Jesus of the gospels had almost no interest in such matters. Why does the Church leadership? It is a question that would take more than four days to answer, were it even to make it on to the agenda in Rome this week.
Instead, expect more make-do-and-mend, fine words, dramatic gestures, and then crossing of fingers and hoping it will all go away.
It won’t. And faithful but despairing Catholics will continue quietly to depart the pews.
Peter Stanford is the editor of the Catholic Herald newspaper
Looking up the Popes salary - What is the pope salary?
Image result for what stupid thing has pope francis done
Popes get paid handsomely, the current wage he gets is $32,000 on a monthly basis. I bet the Pope uses some of that money to hide church officials from prosecutions. Aids and abets church criminals.
·Pazuzu !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,558
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·Ron DeSantis — 2.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,619
Once upon a time, there lived a horse on a small farm in the countryside. The horse, named Lily, was loved by her owner and she roamed the farm happily. One day, Lily was enjoying an afternoon in the pasture when something strange happened.
A fly flew into her mouth. At first, Lily was frightened and she tried to spit the fly out, but it clung to the soft walls of her mouth. Everything felt strange as the fly navigated its way around her mouth, but then, suddenly, it flew back out.
But when the fly flew out of Lily's mouth, she was gone. A few moments passed before Lily's owner realized what had happened. It seemed that the fly had some magical properties and when it flew out of Lily's mouth, it had taken her away with it.
In the blink of an eye, Lily had disappeared. It was as if she had been transported to another world, never to be seen or heard from again.
Nobody could ever explain what had really happened to Lily or why the fly had been able to take her away. All that was certain was that the fly had taken Lily away on a magical journey, never to be seen again.
·Pazuzu — 2.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,629
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
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·Mother Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,691
@639,632 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
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·Anonymous Z-73 — 2.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,692
I can't believe you fucking losers are still engaging with dipshit Merrin. Just silence him like I did. You'll never see another post from him ever again. It's easy to silence someone in the Stuff settings menu.
·Anonymous Z-45 — 2.5 years ago, 3 days later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,812
We're back once again for a monthly checkup. While I was impressed with the previous month, this past month has been kind of meh. Not bad, not great, just average. The spamming is a nice touch, but don't think that will automatically carry you through to a high grade. I'd recommend some innovation in the way you're stalling in the final month.
Because, yes, we're nearing the end of the 7 month probation period. As your stalling advisor, it's my job to give you a grade for the (then) past 7 months of stalling, before the next 7 month stalling period can commence. I trust, no, I have faith that you can go out with a bang and make the last month worthwhile. I'm rooting for you in your stalling endeavours.
Not much more than that to add. See you in a month.
· !tr.t4dJfuU — 2.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,814
@previous (Z-45) > We're back once again for a monthly checkup. While I was impressed with the previous month, this past month has been kind of meh. Not bad, not great, just average. The spamming is a nice touch, but don't think that will automatically carry you through to a high grade. I'd recommend some innovation in the way you're stalling in the final month. > > Because, yes, we're nearing the end of the 7 month probation period. As your stalling advisor, it's my job to give you a grade for the (then) past 7 months of stalling, before the next 7 month stalling period can commence. I trust, no, I have faith that you can go out with a bang and make the last month worthwhile. I'm rooting for you in your stalling endeavours. > > Not much more than that to add. See you in a month.
Stalling? He lies when he says he has the solution. At best since he got the so called solution from a Putin controlled media site, you can be sure it's as trustworthy as Commie traitor to humanity Putin. Just more of Putins bullshit. His fear of course is that people will make fun of him falling for more crap from Putin. Merrin has the same fetish Matt Miller has - FECES - Matt at least is into Women. Merrin is only attracted to very young children. His expertise is ramming his penis into a child's anus and Feces all over Merrin is the result. He calls that a fringe benefit.
The value I find is how much I enjoy trashing a horrid religion such as the Pedophile Catholic Church. Yesterday Oakland CA, found it necessary to file for Bankruptcy and they fully admit the Church's Hierarchy raped 1000's of children. They even say these kids need professional medical care. The church is just trying to protect the mass of silver chalices and stained glass and property. Protection of these assets will allow the Pedophile Church to continue sexually abusing children. They fully understand the priorities and if excess money is left perhaps the child can get a bandaid and some gauze to heal their assholes.
+Sawdust_Eraser — 2.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,823
I've read the entire thread and it's funny how there's still no answer. It took me a total of six hours to read the entire thread. I feel sad for anon-Z-44 and anon Z-22. Anon Z-45 is doing a good job indeed. Father Merrin/Father Dave/Anon A please reveal the answer on May 11 9pm est. If you fail to do so, all those accusations on you will prove true, atleast to me. Also I liked your book recommendations, you could try reading Franz Kafka 's work or books by Japanese authors, I seem to like them a lot.
Anyway, i will be patiently waiting for your answer, and before you ask if I have tried solving it yes I have tried solving it, my guess was the flies perceive time slower than horses so a "moment" might be quite a long time for the fly. But i know this is incorrect and i do not want to try any further so even if I'm "thinking in the right direction". I just want the answer from you. Thank you.
·Skeptical — 2.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,824
@previous (Sawdust_Eraser) > I've read the entire thread and it's funny how there's still no answer. It took me a total of six hours to read the entire thread. I feel sad for anon-Z-44 and anon Z-22. Anon Z-45 is doing a good job indeed. Father Merrin/Father Dave/Anon A please reveal the answer on May 11 9pm est. If you fail to do so, all those accusations on you will prove true, atleast to me. Also I liked your book recommendations, you could try reading Franz Kafka 's work or books by Japanese authors, I seem to like them a lot. > Anyway, i will be patiently waiting for your answer, and before you ask if I have tried solving it yes I have tried solving it, my guess was the flies perceive time slower than horses so a "moment" might be quite a long time for the fly. But i know this is incorrect and i do not want to try any further so even if I'm "thinking in the right direction". I just want the answer from you. Thank you.
If you really read top to bottom you have noticed multiple ChatGpt solutions. Those of us who use the official backdoor of tinychan to chat- https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#tinychan
Have enjoyed how Phony Priest Merrin invites spam, because, he to has discovered his solution, is total nonsense.
Does lateral thinking make people smarter? Ask ChatGpt (bings version)
The short answer is: YES, NO and MAYBE. Once you deviate from Linear to Lateral solutions, you must expect dividing by zero, to actually work. Of course this is not in any scientific realm. ChatGpt, says solutions to lateral thinking problems can result in nonsense to a somewhat plausible solution(s)
Merrin, picked up his puzzle from an untrustworthy source.
If Merrin, really is connected to the Catholic Church, in some twisted way. He has picked a religion that has equal value to prayers to a rock.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,833
@639,814 (!tr.t4dJfuU) > ramming his penis into a child's anus
Careful! This place will get a reputation for being a bunch of closet nonces if you keep posting things like this. And I absolutely do not want that to happen.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.1 year after the original post[T][B]#639,834
@639,823 (Sawdust_Eraser) > Father Merrin/Father Dave/Anon A please reveal the answer on May 11 9pm est... I just want the answer from you. Thank you.
I cannot promise to reveal the answer at this specific time (in other words, I cannot give you what I call the 'Father Merrin Guarantee' on this) because I may be busy at that moment, but I assure you that the solution will be posted soon. You have what I call the 'Father Merrin Guarantee' on that.
·Anonymous 101 — 2.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[T][B]#640,453
@639,983 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > I'm thinking about revealing the answer tonight, friends.
1: Remove your fingers from your anus, when you make up such lies.
2: Stop eating the remains of the children you kill.
3: Get some new Schtick, because your attempt at helping people respect Catholics, continues to fail.
4: Tell us why you're only a priest, instead of some upgrade like Bishop. Why won't they promote you?
5: Doesn't it bother you people find more value in a Twixt bar, then anything the Catholic Church offers?
+Anonymous Z-91 — 2.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.2 year after the original post[T][B]#641,170
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Is anyone making progress with this problem or would you like me to give you a clue?
You are only capable of providing as shown in this video. Your limited IQ of course makes it difficult for you to view videos, unless they are of child porn.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.2 year after the original post[T][B]#641,175
@previous (Anonymous Z-91) > > Is anyone making progress with this problem or would you like me to give you a clue? > > You are only capable of providing as shown in this video.
I have images disabled. You'll have to describe the video in words.
> child porn.
Please try to rein in this kind of thing. Otherwise this forum will get a reputation for being a hideout for nonces, and I absolutely do not want that to happen.
·Anonymous Z-91 — 2.4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1.2 year after the original post[T][B]#641,182
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > > Is anyone making progress with this problem or would you like me to give you a clue? > > > > You are only capable of providing as shown in this video. > > I have images disabled. You'll have to describe the video in words. > > > child porn. > > Please try to rein in this kind of thing. Otherwise this forum will get a reputation for being a hideout for nonces, and I absolutely do not want that to happen.
You're in this forum by choice and you want your fame to be known as a Child Rapist.
+Anonymous Z-98 — 2.4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,806
@632,495 (Z-45)
This is actually a great solution. I feel like the original riddle has been solved now. Not that it really matters, since many far better riddles have been posted since that one. Still, it's nice to get some closure.
+Sawdust_Eraser — 2.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,808
@OP
The answer is that the horse is not actually gone. When the fly flies back out it isn't facing the horse but the outside world thus thinking that the horse is "gone" even though the horse is right behind it. Thank you everyone.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,809
@previous (Sawdust_Eraser) > The answer is that the horse is not actually gone. When the fly flies back out it isn't facing the horse but the outside world thus thinking that the horse is "gone" even though the horse is right behind it. Thank you everyone.
So your answer to the riddle of how the horse is gone is that it isn't gone? Lol, keep trying!
Note to everyone: I may post a new clue this weekend, so sit tight!
· !dxXqzZbxPY — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,829
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I am 100% Sure the Fly is just a Metaphor for Jesus Christ. The fact is Merrin is totally unaware of what the Fly and the Horse represent, as presented by who ever created the problem. Merrin only heard the riddle via Electromagnetic Spectrum. Electromagnetic Spectrum as any engineer knows is subject to Electromagnetic interference (Noise).
Merrin once described his need for Deliberate Self inflicted Harm to Scatman back in the days. What is more than plausible is that Merrin got it all wrong in his reception and is just adding to the noise pollution we all have to live with.
I am sure the Fly represents Jesus Christ. For now I will keep what the Horse represents to myself.
·Anonymous Z-89 — 2.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,830
@previous (!dxXqzZbxPY) > I am 100% Sure the Fly is just a Metaphor for Jesus Christ. The fact is Merrin is totally unaware of what the Fly and the Horse represent, as presented by who ever created the problem. Merrin only heard the riddle via Electromagnetic Spectrum. Electromagnetic Spectrum as any engineer knows is subject to Electromagnetic interference (Noise). > > Merrin once described his need for Deliberate Self inflicted Harm to Scatman back in the days. What is more than plausible is that Merrin got it all wrong in his reception and is just adding to the noise pollution we all have to live with. > > I am sure the Fly represents Jesus Christ. For now I will keep what the Horse represents to myself.
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,831
@previous (Z-89) > > I am 100% Sure the Fly is just a Metaphor for Jesus Christ. The fact is Merrin is totally unaware of what the Fly and the Horse represent, as presented by who ever created the problem. Merrin only heard the riddle via Electromagnetic Spectrum. Electromagnetic Spectrum as any engineer knows is subject to Electromagnetic interference (Noise). > > > > Merrin once described his need for Deliberate Self inflicted Harm to Scatman back in the days. What is more than plausible is that Merrin got it all wrong in his reception and is just adding to the noise pollution we all have to live with. > > > > I am sure the Fly represents Jesus Christ. For now I will keep what the Horse represents to myself. > > So, the riddle is just HORSESHIT!
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,862
Ok guys, time to finally wrap this up. I told you that I took the lateral thinking problem from a Russian intellectual quiz show called 'Chto, gdye, kogda?' ('What, where, when?'). Well, here is the show in question:
And with that, I have effectively gifted you the answer (after almost a year and a half of you all rather pathetically failing to solve it!). You are welcome.
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.3 years ago, 3 days later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,950
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Ok guys, time to finally wrap this up. I told you that I took the lateral thinking problem from a Russian intellectual quiz show called 'Chto, gdye, kogda?' ('What, where, when?'). Well, here is the show in question: > >https://youtube.com/watch?v=7rDUt-bGx04 [play] > > > And with that, I have effectively gifted you the answer (after almost a year and a half of you all rather pathetically failing to solve it!). You are welcome.
I put the transcript through Google Translate and found no mention of this riddle. Ok, maybe that's not conclusive since the transcript is perhaps done through automatic voice recognition. I also put all the comments through Google Translate. There were mentions of other riddles, but not this one. Something I did find however was countless commentators calling the riddles stupid and absurd. That description sure fits the current situation here. :)
·////\\\\ — 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,951
@previous (Z-47) > > Ok guys, time to finally wrap this up. I told you that I took the lateral thinking problem from a Russian intellectual quiz show called 'Chto, gdye, kogda?' ('What, where, when?'). Well, here is the show in question: > > > > https://youtube.com/watch?v=7rDUt-bGx04 [play] [play] > > > > > > And with that, I have effectively gifted you the answer (after almost a year and a half of you all rather pathetically failing to solve it!). You are welcome. > > I put the transcript through Google Translate and found no mention of this riddle. Ok, maybe that's not conclusive since the transcript is perhaps done through automatic voice recognition. I also put all the comments through Google Translate. There were mentions of other riddles, but not this one. Something I did find however was countless commentators calling the riddles stupid and absurd. That description sure fits the current situation here. :)
Cartoon Priest Merrin, offered up a Russian Riddle about Horse Shit. Cartoon Priest Merrin, cannot even prove what was presented on the Commie Website, has any actual value. He knew from the GetGo he was going to Troll tinychan.
https://tinychan.net/topic/63714 Topic: Merrin here. Is it true that nobody likes me??
Result is currently
Votes Percentage Graph
I like you, Father Merrin! ........2 ...................7%
I don't like you, Father Merrin! ....25 ...........93%
Cartoon Character Merrin of course voted for himself and he whipped his Sister aka Wife to vote in his favor.
Because Merrin is into Pedophilia and BDSM - He has delivered his form of what Jesus offers to the masses - Horseshit
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,955
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > And yet you still spent Lord knows how long doing it :)))) > > Bless you for the amusement friend!
The Lord, being omniscient, knows that it took no more than 10 minutes, possibly less than 5.Thank you for admitting outright that there's no solution and that this riddle was all an elaborate troll, though.
+Z-101 — 2.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,956
@previous (Z-47) > > And yet you still spent Lord knows how long doing it :)))) > > > > Bless you for the amusement friend! > > The Lord, being omniscient, knows that it took no more than 10 minutes, possibly less than 5.Thank you for admitting outright that there's no solution and that this riddle was all an elaborate troll, though.
Going with Merrin as a cartoon character (Ripping it off from the originator) Daffy Duck Merrin, located a Communisist run media outlet and accepted their problem and solution as Gospel as if hand delivered from God "Itself"
Never mind that intelligent chat bots came up with multiple solutions. In mail with two other TC users and one MC person of interest. The conclusion is that Merrin's employer is the one that is being ripped off. A cross check of Daffy Duck Merrin time stamps... ends up with interesting conclusions lol.
+Anonymous Z-102 — 2.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,968
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
There can be no TV show of value in Russia. Such a backward country. You have been warned about trusting much that you view on the internet. Why do you think that show has true value? Does it have Putin's personal stamp of approval?
·Anonymous Z-47 — 2.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,973
@641,959 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > There is. It's on the TV show I linked to. In fact if you post here your transcript of the show I will point out to you where it is. Go...
Nah, that's enough entertainment for one day for you. Although I might consider still doing it just for doing the world a favor by distracting you from "entertaining" yourself with one if the choir boys.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,974
@previous (Z-47) > > There is. It's on the TV show I linked to. In fact if you post here your transcript of the show I will point out to you where it is. Go... > > Nah
·Anonymous Z-102 — 2.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,975
@641,973 (Z-47) > > There is. It's on the TV show I linked to. In fact if you post here your transcript of the show I will point out to you where it is. Go... > > Nah, that's enough entertainment for one day for you. Although I might consider still doing it just for doing the world a favor by distracting you from "entertaining" yourself with one if the choir boys.
He is a fake or real priest. Does not matter. Choir boys is all he has to look forward to. That is the reason he was in love with Pell. Pell once worked the Pope and came to despise him. Pell was officially accused of not reporting about Priests that were raping young children. Another reason Merrin supported Pell. Merrin just wants a promotion so he can have a rank equal or greater than Pell.
Maybe we should feel sorry for Merrin because being under Putin's thumb cannot be all that comfortable.
Based on the information provided, it seems like this is a riddle or a question that is meant to be puzzling. The answer to this riddle could be that the horse has simply moved away or wandered off while the fly was briefly inside its mouth.
·Anonymous Z-105 — 2.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#641,979
@641,976 (Z-103) > You do know that Merrin is just some guy who's pretending to be someone else, right? > > Right?
Many say Merrin was born a female, so the term "guy" may not apply.
Priests in general live off of funds of hard working people and Priests basically live off of welfare money. They are not talented enough to flip burgers for a living.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,207
Besides which, I have already posted the link to the TV show from which I took the riddle, so if there are any doubts regarding my translation of it, feel free to offer your own variant!
·Anonymous Z-80 — 2.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,209
@642,205 (Z-108) > That explains it. > > You probably translated this riddle yourself and messed it up. > > Anyway, the correct answer involves the fly being near horse meat.
Correct or incorrect the bottom line still ends up
"A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened?
I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it."
That wazzzzzzzzzzzzz what the Priest Said. Of course the Priest representing Jesus Christ Mother Mary and God "Itself" Knows nothing about the Truth and lives in a Country that is based on Lies. One great reason to make fun of anyone who is Christian. You know they take words from the bible like say this:Be People of the Truth. John 18:37-38.
Proverbs 12:17-27 17 When you tell the truth, justice is done, but lies lead to injustice.
18 Thoughtless words can wound as deeply as any sword, but wisely spoken words can heal. 19 A lie has a short life, but truth lives on forever.
20 Those who plan evil are in for a rude surprise, but those who work for good will find happiness.
21 Nothing bad happens to righteous people, but the wicked have nothing but trouble. 22 The Lord hates liars, but is pleased with those who keep their word. 22 The Lord hates liars, but is pleased with those who keep their word. 22 The Lord hates liars, but is pleased with those who keep their word.
OK So Merrin knows what God thinks of him. Does he give a damn? Of course not.
Merrin is just a Troll trying to pick up on some of Matt Millers Troll glory. Did no good at all for Matt, nor will it do any good for Liar Merrin.
Merrin who lies about what he can and cannot see will enjoy this view of what he is doing.
·Anonymous Z-80 — 2.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,216
@642,209 (Anonymous Z-80) > > That explains it. > > > > You probably translated this riddle yourself and messed it up. > > > > Anyway, the correct answer involves the fly being near horse meat. > Correct or incorrect the bottom line still ends up > "A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out moments later, the horse is gone. What's happened? > > I'll give the answer later in the week if nobody gets it." > > That wazzzzzzzzzzzzz what the Priest Said. Of course the Priest representing Jesus Christ Mother Mary and God "Itself" Knows nothing about the Truth and lives in a Country that is based on Lies. One great reason to make fun of anyone who is Christian. You know they take words from the bible like say this:Be People of the Truth. John 18:37-38. > > Proverbs 12:17-27 > 17 When you tell the truth, justice is done, but lies lead to injustice. > 18 Thoughtless words can wound as deeply as any sword, but wisely spoken words can heal. > 19 A lie has a short life, but truth lives on forever. > 20 Those who plan evil are in for a rude surprise, but those who work for good will find happiness. > 21 Nothing bad happens to righteous people, but the wicked have nothing but trouble. > 22 The Lord hates liars, but is pleased with those who keep their word. > 22 The Lord hates liars, but is pleased with those who keep their word. > 22 The Lord hates liars, but is pleased with those who keep their word. > > OK So Merrin knows what God thinks of him. Does he give a damn? Of course not. > Merrin is just a Troll trying to pick up on some of Matt Millers Troll glory. Did no good at all for Matt, nor will it do any good for Liar Merrin. > Merrin who lies about what he can and cannot see will enjoy this view of what he is doing.
Liar. You used some other ID - AGAIN Role playing. Extending the deadline beyond a full week-month-year is just -(View Image)
However sure that has value because We get to make fun of Christians and Priests as they are in the business of what image says anyway. .
You have a Wife, so ask her to describe the images to you.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 2.3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,240
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > How is this still going? > > Because there never was an answer to the problem and these dummies here are to dense to figure that out. I lead them all around like the Pied Piper.
False. There is an answer and I have even linked to it in this very thread!
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,241
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
No. You steal a tripcode and post false statements. I said "I" would give the answer. Not post some video. Sadly I can't give the answer because there really wasn't one.
+Anonymous Z-109 — 2.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,264
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Sadly I can't give the answer because there really wasn't one @previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > No. You steal a tripcode and post false statements. I said "I" would give the answer. Not post some video. Sadly I can't give the answer because there really wasn't one. > Sadly I can't give the answer because there really wasn't one
Thank you for the rare honesty. Totally unexpected from a priest...real or phony.
Much like there is of course no God or Jesus reborn. Just like Trump who cannot accept he lost the election; Christians have to pretend God exists.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 2.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,269
@642,264 (Z-109)
Adding. I have a very bad case of Hemorrhoids. My wife has been packing my anus with crushed chili peppers to reduce them. Often my replies are tinged as a result of the pain.
Bollocks.
·Mod — 2.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T][B]#642,280
@628,323 (Mod)
Note that I never specified when OP would be banned and the thread nuked.
Well, today's the day for the first part. This thread will self-destruct in one month.
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
He's not TG, he just claims to be for the attention. And perhaps to try and confuse people trying to dox him.
@636,225 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It's stored in your settings on the server. The reason it's not there it because you're deleting it to post anonymously in other threads.
I'd also like to point out that in @627,562 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) and @627,565 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc) OP describes the contents of images despite having claimed to have images disabled for at least 4 years ( https://tinychan.net/topic/53222#reply_564243 ) 2 years before he leaked his tripcode.