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Topic: Ducky was my girlfriend until she ran away with an antivax truck convoy

+Gavin3.8 years ago #61,764

I loved her
And
She loved me
But my car has 4 wheels
His truck had 18
I can’t block a bridge
I can’t close down the block
I can’t change a tyre
Or fight off the cops

We held hands and kissed
I smacked her on the ass
But he smells of diesel
And doesn’t wear a mask
I gave her flowers
And made her a card
He made a big wooden sign
she liked it more than mine
Even though he misspelled freedom

Through a truck window I can see
Dreadlocks wrapped around his lap
The horn is just so loud
And she laughs and smiles back
We drove for miles
Road trips together
To places we had never been
She’s smiling like I’ve never seen
Right now
She’s huddled up
In a truck standing still
Doing nothing
With someone else at her side
She’s screaming
“Antivax until I die “

she’s in a trucker convoy
And I’m Walking home
With horns in the distance
A 7 horn salute to my love
Gone

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc3.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #625,323

Lmfao u r fucking amazing

·Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #625,324

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Please come home

+Anonymous C3.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #625,326

The Trucker probably took Ducky away from you.

+Anonymous D3.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #625,358

ducky is a living contradiction

(Edited 11 seconds later.)


+Marsden William "Bill" Miller3.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #625,359

Ducky is a dumb Nigger

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc3.8 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #625,400

@625,358 (D)
why

·Anonymous D3.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #625,402

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
you're an animal-conscious pro-vegan but you're also a pro-patriarchal women-should-be-housewives traditionalist

+Anonymous F3.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #625,410

@625,359 (Marsden William "Bill" Miller)
> Ducky is a dumb Nigger

she also had a dick twice the size of yours.

+Anonymous G3.7 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #626,603

You remind me of the song 'The Actor'.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc3.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #626,688

wow u guys

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