Topic: My pet name for my girlfriend is "Gaping Ass"
+Anonymous A — 4.4 years ago #61,392
On our first date I took her to the zoo and she saw a giraffe for the first time. She was so amazed her mouth dropped wide open and I affectionately told her "Haha, close your mouth you silly gaping ass!" Since then it's been our cute nickname for her.
+Anonymous B — 4.4 years ago, 38 minutes later[T] [B] #623,696
you are a piece of shit!!
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