Topic: I never understand guys who complain they can't get laid.
+Anonymous A — 4.4 years ago #61,336
Just find a horrendously ugly bitch, there are plenty of them around, and pretend to show some interest in her. They put out every time.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #623,400
or just pay for sum quality
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #623,403
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
A pussy is a pussy, they feel just as good whether they're between the legs of a hot girl or an ugly fuck. It's crazy to pay for something you can easily get for free.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #623,407
@previous (A)
no some pussies r variety. some r loose. some r big. some r innie. some r outie. wtf r u saying. some get wetter. variety in suction. what u also think a dick just a dick no.
+Anonymous C — 4.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #623,415
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
A woman telling a guy how pussies feel on the dick. Hilarious.
Sweetheart, they really are basically all the same. Trust me on that as a guy who has had about 40 of them on my dick whereas you've had none. Innie, outie, this doesn't mean shit. There's no comparison with dicks. No man has ever said: "that pussy didn't feel awesome to fuck".
+Anonymous D — 4.4 years ago, 54 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #623,417
@previous (C)
> A woman telling a guy how pussies feel on the dick. Hilarious.
>
> Sweetheart, they really are basically all the same. Trust me on that as a guy who has had about 40 of them on my dick whereas you've had none. Innie, outie, this doesn't mean shit. There's no comparison with dicks. No man has ever said: "that pussy didn't feel awesome to fuck".
Agree
+Anonymous E — 4.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #623,419
@623,415 (C)
The real ducky hasn't posted here in years. While you are correct that the poster you responded to has never felt a pussy on his dick, it is because he is a virgin,
not because he is a woman.
+Anonymous F — 4.4 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,432
@623,415 (C)
> 40
Lightweight lol
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,434
if u cant feel difference between tight n loose pussy then u just have small penis. if u cant tell if a pussy is wet or dry u prolly precum al over urself
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,435
@623,415 (C)
> No man has ever said: "that pussy didn't feel awesome to fuck".
theres literally review boards with thousands of posts comparing bitches like. what
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,439
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
They won't be comparing how their pussies feel. They'll compare other stuff like how hot she is, how engaged she is, does she swallow, does she rim, does she take it in the ass, does she do ass to mouth, etc. The LAST thing any guy gives a shit about is how her pussy feels to fuck because they are all great.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,443
@previous (A)
they compare everything including pussies n assholes
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,444
they even compared me and my girls pussy cuz we offer shows
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,446
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
OK so now I'm gonna need to ask for a link to these "reviews".
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,447
@623,444 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
And what's a "show"? You and another chick get it on and the dude sits and jerks off?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,452
@previous (A)
3sum i guess idk
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,453
@623,446 (A)
lol i dont got the link. its a weird secretive site for Johns. but i have seen a couple pages here n there on sum1s laptop bcuz i asked. lol
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,456
@623,452 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> 3sum i guess idk
You don't know what shows you offer? You're weird.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,457
@623,453 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> lol i dont got the link. its a weird secretive site for Johns. but i have seen a couple pages here n there on sum1s laptop bcuz i asked. lol
Why did they say about your pussy and asshole? Were they complimentary or did they complain?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,458
@previous (A)
no1 say nun bout my asshole. it not on da menu LOL
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,463
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
They can still eat and smell your ass though, no?
What about your pussy? Any bad reviews?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,464
@623,458 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> no1 say nun bout my asshole. it not on da menu LOL
Have you ever had a cheeky client try to slip something in there, like a fingertip or his cock?
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,466
@previous (A)
nop n i will call 911 if they try 2 be cheeky np dis aint amurika
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,468
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
"Hello 911? I'm a hooker and a client just tried to put a fingertip in my ass"
I don't think they're sending out a squad car for that honey.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #623,471
@previous (A)
yes they will in canada not in usa lol
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