TinyChan

Well I went out to a local watering hole and found some real old drunk bitch
*picking were slim* I could not scare a negro up nowhere :-( So I picked up
this old wrinkled white cunt.

Bad night all the way around as just having only a white cunts to choose from
pissed me off from the beginning. I really like to fuck negros up the buttholes,
they are my favorite.

So anyhow I take this old bag out of the bar and ask her if she wants to go
back to my place for a while and listen to some tunes and she agrees. Man I'll
bet this old bat was 60 fuckin years old and white as fucking snow..man I was
pissed off.

So we get back to my place and as soon as we walk in the door I am bumming as
I know with her being white and having a skinny ass I am not going to be able
to maintain a woody to fuck her butt with..so I get pissed and just jump up
behind her and give her a bruce fucking lee side thrust kick in the spine. She
goes down like a sack of potatoes!! Not a fuckin word..I mean this old bitch
is not even twitching. She is laying there with her fuckin skirt all up over
her back and her white cotton underwear showing and her fuckin purse and contents
scattered all over my fucking livingroom floor and I get even more pissed!!
So I kick her again in the hip and she doesn't fucking move. I am thinkin hhhmmmmm
did I kill her? So anyhow I grab her by her hair and I lift her head up and
she is looking at me..So I figure I have paralyzed her with my karate kick to
the spine. Now knowing she is still awake I drag her wrinkled up ass down to
my basement and strip her naked. Man the old bitch has shit herself!!!! FUCK.
this pisses me off even more..I don't like white womens shit much at all.

So I am looking at this old shitty whore and wondering what to do. The I get
a great idea. I go over to my work bench and get a can of Krylon flat black
spray pain and go over and shoot a few pppfffttttt on her butt..hhhmmm not bad..but
her butt has shit on it and I don't like white cunts shit so this won't work.
So I go up and hold her by the hair and ppfffttttttt shoot a shot on her face
:-) now this ain't bad at all so I end up painting this old whores face black.
She don't look to bad.

After I get her face looking like a negroidal womans I decide to try and see if
my dick will get hard so I pull out my johnson and start rubbing it on her lips
and I feel a little life. Then the old bitch opens her eyes and is looking at
me so I go ahead and stick my semi in her mouth and it feels ok. SO I do the
normal thing and start to mouth fuck her and pretend she is a negro..but the
smell of her shit is starting to piss me off...I feel kind of fucked up. But
I try and deal with it till I can pop my rocks off..well I stroke her face for
about 20 minutes or so and she starts making these gurgling sounds..the fucking
old bitch is trying to vomit!! FUCK what next??? Here I am trying to shoot a
wad..the only way I can and this bitch is really fucking with me with her shitting
and trying to puke and just plain being old and a white cunt makes me mad!@!!

So I tell her to cool it and she had better not puke or I will leave her down
here to die with all these bugs and spiders and shit. But I don't think the
old bitch has no control and gurgles some more. I end up just yanking on my
dick till I can shoot a wad on her spray painted face. Man it wasn't a good
nut or anything like I wanted to start the week off with and that pissed
me off even more.

I finally drag this old hag back up the steps and she is as limp as a dishrag.
I am bumming so I load her into my van and take her across town to this nursing
home and drop her off by the back door. I guess they will find her in the morning.
After I get back in my van I have a weird smell???? I have smelled this before
but have trouble placing it..then it fucking hits me!!!!! It smelled like my
grandmas cup!!! The cup she use to keep her false fucking teeth in!! MY DICK
SMELLED LIKE EFFERDENT!! Fucking this old bitch in the mouth she must have washed
her teeth in efferdent,...Shit now I am really pissed off!!! So I pull into
kentucky fried chicken go into the bathroom and try and wash this denture smell
off my root..I finally get it fairly clean, go out and get me a 4 wing deal
with mashed tators and slaw and a diet coke..go back home and watch some old
fucking John Wayne flick..uumm Rooster Cogburn or something,,, and as I am eating
my chicken and watching this flick some old bat comes on the screen I think
it was Kathern Hepburn or something like that and she reminds me of this old
cunt who has fucked up my night..I walk over to the TV and kick that
fucker right in the picture tube and break the fucker up...I am pissed.

So I am going to bed now..I sure hope tomorrow night is better and I can find
a nice negroidal woman to fuck!

Later
Hank

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@OP
That's wonderful, sweetie.

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