Topic: Real lesbian sex is nothing like the 'lesbian' sex you see in porn.

+Anonymous A — 4.5 years ago #61,085

In porn, hot 19 year olds with pert tits and shaved pussies buttfuck each other with huge dildos. In reality, miserable sour-faced hags with no tits and saggy asses make out for 20 minutes and then rub themselves off to a grim and joyless climax before raging about the patriarchy. So ladies, don't let porn deceive you into thinking lesbianism is an attractive life choice. It isn't. You'll thank me later for this public service announcement.

+Anonymous B — 4.5 years ago, 57 minutes later[T] [B] #621,599

you are a piece of shit!!

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #621,601

or saggy tits. most lesbian have tits. most lesbians r over weight

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+Anonymous D — 4.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #621,604

> dildos
that's not lesbian porn, that's bisexual porn for insecure men

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #621,607

@previous (D)
> > dildos
> that's not lesbian porn, that's bisexual porn for insecure men

Xhamster labels it "lesbian porn" and since this is their business I'm guessing they know what they're talking about more than you. Thanks.

+Anonymous E — 4.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #621,616

·Anonymous D — 4.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #621,631

@621,607 (A)
> says the insecure guy watching bisexual porn

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #621,633

@previous (D)
> guy who defined what it is claims not to have seen it
> still maintains he's not a retard

·Anonymous E — 4.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #621,639

@previous (A)

lol

·Anonymous D — 4.5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #621,718

@621,633 (A)
I watch actual lesbian porn where two women enjoy nothing but each others' bodies

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #621,737

@previous (D)
> I watch actual lesbian porn where miserable sour-faced hags with no tits and saggy asses make out for 20 minutes and then rub themselves off to a grim and joyless climax before raging about the patriarchy.

Whatever floats your boat, bud.

·Anonymous D — 4.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #621,740

@previous (A)
Your attitude is precisely the reason why anyone would be justified in bemoaning the patriarchy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #621,749

@previous (D)
> Your attitude is precisely the reason why anyone would be justified in bemoaning the patriarchy.

First of all, the patriarchy works. Second of all, women have a laundry list of physical qualities they expect in a man before they'll consider fucking him. Which is fine. But if a guy says he doesn't like fat chicks it's a world ending event.

But anyway enjoy your authentic lesbian porn bud. If watching butt-ugly crones go down on each other turns you on, knock yourself out.

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