Topic: How did you celebrate "9/11 was an inside job" day?

+Anonymous A — 4.7 years ago #60,459

I had a cookout with cheeseburgers and hot dogs, corn on the cob, cole slaw, and some beer.

+Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 37 minutes later[T] [B] #616,928

<beer

Lightweight, lol

+Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #616,932

·Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 14 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #616,933

Also

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #616,937

@616,928 (B)
Hey fakebert!

+Anonymous D — 4.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,962

i grilled too
no beer tho
too many carbs plus i have trouble stopping once ive had one

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,994

partied downtown

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,016

@616,933 (C)
It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,017

What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,018

What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,019

What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,021

Whats the only good thing to come out of Alabama?
Interstate 20

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,022

Why didn't Jesus come from Alabama?
Ain't no wisemen, ain't no virgins

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,023

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,024

Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,025

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.

The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"

The guy says, "Nah."

To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"

The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
____

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,026

A man walks into a store says to the clerk, "I'd like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of white shoes." The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, "You must be an Alabama fan!" The man proclaims with pride, "How could you tell, was it the color scheme!" The clerk looks at him and says "No, this is a hardware store."

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,028

And finally..

After Bear Bryant dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bear a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here."

Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. University of Tennessee flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Tennessee banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God," Bear says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Fulmer gets a mansion with Tennessee banners and UT flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Bear, that's not Fulmer's house. That's mine."

+Anonymous F — 4.6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,125

I came to this

+Anonymous G — 4.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #617,126

Before or after your jello?

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