Topic: I just figured out an awesome way to commit suicide
+Anonymous A — 4.7 years ago #60,380
Ok here me out. Beforehand you find a way to be a public speaker of some sort in front of a big audience. You get on stage and tell everyone, "hey no one panic, this is just part of the act" then shoot yourself. At first people maybe nervously laugh, thinking it's part of the act or some kind of spiel, but then time goes on and you're really dead LOL!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #616,488
Another one is get a gig at Best Buy doing home computer repair. Then go to someone's place, start poking at the computer a bit and then ask "excuse me, can I use your bathroom please?" Then shit and piss on everything and then shoot yourself LMAO! They think they're getting their computer fixed and instead get this haha
+Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #616,494
·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #616,495
@616,488 (A)
Cutting your throat would be more messy and quieter so there would be a period where the person is like, is that guy ok
+Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,502
Wow, what an autistic thread.
+Anonymous D — 4.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,503
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+Anonymous E — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,515
You just described Budd Dwyer's suicide, minus the "this is all part of the act".
+Anonymous F — 4.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,519
@previous (E)
Budd was a closet Faggot.
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+Anonymous G — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #616,536
lul great thread
+Anonymous H — 4.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #616,645
Great, but the setup sounds like it would cost more than $20.
How do you book an entire show without spending more than that ?
+Anonymous I — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #616,646
@previous (H)
You broke ass piece of shit
·Anonymous G — 4.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #616,653
can’t even afford to off yourself
·Anonymous E — 4.7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #616,660
@previous (G)
exit bags are a basic human right
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