Topic: I couldn't grow a beard until I started whiskey drinking

+Anonymous A — 4.7 years ago #59,942

Drink whiskey everyday if you wanna be an alpha male.

+Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 40 minutes later[T] [B] #614,366

I've had a couple of beards. My thinking is that you can't fully appreciate how gay beards really are until you've worn one on your face a few months.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #614,368

@previous (B)

You can't just have a beard and act any kind of way... You have to also have the right demeanor while having a beard. Try again, buddy.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #614,373

@previous (A)
That's an incredibly gay response.

lol

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #614,382

@previous (B)
> That's an incredibly gay response.
No, it ain't.
> lol
What's so funny, boy?

+Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #614,383

> I couldn't grow a beard until I started whiskey drinking
you have beta genes lol

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #614,385

Set the table up and let's go!

A double shot every five minutes until one of us passes out.
$500 says you are slobbering on the floor before one hour is up.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #614,387

@614,383 (C)
> > I couldn't grow a beard until I started whiskey drinking
> you have beta genes lol

had* learn2read

@previous (B)
> Set the table up and let's go!
Nah...
> A double shot every five minutes until one of us passes out.
Sounds gay.
> $500 says you are slobbering on the floor before one hour is up.
You wish, homo.

·Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,391

@previous (A)
that's not how genes work, dumbass
I bet you eat carrots every day because your dad told you it'd put hair on your chest, too

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,392

@previous (C)
> that's not how genes work, dumbass
Says the moron who thinks I lacked facial hair simply because of genes.
> I bet you eat carrots every day because your dad told you it'd put hair on your chest, too
Although I love roots, carrots are hardly in my diet. Try again, buddy!

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,393

@previous (A)
https://youtu.be/Pav_U_EJ3no

·Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,443

@614,392 (A)
was that meant to refute my point somehow? you've made quite the dope of yourself

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,450

@previous (C)
Is that your final try? I sure hope not because you've hardly tried at all!

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,453

will it work on tranny

·Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #614,464

@614,450 (A)
what is it exactly that you think i'm trying at? you've quite effectively shown yourself to be a twit with zero effort on my part.

+Anonymous E — 4.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #614,475

beards are a difficult game to play these days. they can be an almighty symbol of manliness, or a degenerate soy-gutted excuse to not groom.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #614,476

@previous (E)

It's the latter for me if I'm understanding that correctly and if you have a problem with it, you can suck my cucumber and I'll photosynthesis all over your face.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #614,477

@614,453 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

Trannies almost always have at least some facial hair and I can never understand why. It just makes it that much more obvious that they're males.

·Anonymous E — 4.7 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #614,545

@614,476 (A)

Ok at airport post address

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,614

@previous (E)

I'm at your mom's house and she is currently stroking my beard before a railing.

·Anonymous E — 4.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,649

@previous (A)

there’s no railing at my moms house you retard. only a wheelchair ramp.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,681

@previous (E)

Railing is another word for f*cking, you child-minded moron.

+Anonymous F — 4.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,683

Don’t drink, the devils’s water will lead you away from God.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,687

@previous (F)
I just drank some liquor ten minutes ago.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,690

@614,681 (A)
Only for immature autists.

·Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,692

@previous (B)
aka beta virgins like OP

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,695

@614,690 (B)
Everyone uses that term... You're just too lame and square to use it.
@previous (C)
I am alpha as fuck. Your mom's minge is so loose that I felt like a virgin after railing her.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,696

@614,387 (A)
Care to back that up? I'm Pro...I have confidence that comes from years of experience.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,700

@previous (B)

I'll drink Jack Daniel's and you drink bleach. Let's go, bitch boy.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,701

@previous (A)
> I'll drink Jack Daniel's and you drink bleach. Let's go, bitch boy.

86 proof booze? That's for ladies, son.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4.7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,712

@previous (B)

And bleach is for shit stains, so get to chugging.

+Anonymous G — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,716

brown put you down

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,718

@previous (G)
Everyth8ngs right, about White.

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,719

Don't be a queer, choose clear.

+Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. — 4.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,723

@614,477 (A)

I'm sorry your transition failed.

·Anonymous C — 4.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,756

@614,695 (A)
> I am alpha as fuck
please see @OP
> I couldn't grow a beard

·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,808

The only beard I have grown is the scaggly bit of peach fuzz on my 3 inch boy dick.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

+Anonymous I — 4.7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #614,810

@previous (B)
That's wonderful, sweetie.

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