Topic: Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
+Syntax — 4.7 years ago #59,894
I was hoping a bunch of posts would B made seeming to be Me and then I would slide in and gloat that I just got back.
Then Thy wood post several paragraphs about how I had to change banks because all the cold hard cash woood not fit.
I C not much has changed here and I not b too suprised.
TC the chan loaded with missfits that are IQ deficient and go out of their way to get Cancer and Heart Diseases.
At least once a week or maybe every 10 days someone will come up to me at 24 hour fitness Gym and ask how do you do THAT - Usually when I am pouring out Sweat like crazy on the treadmill as I NEVER EVER go FLAT - Always on the UPHILL at no matter what speed I choose and my running speed keeps increasing (I do monitor my heart rate and only on occasion back off if it hits over 200) Waiting until they get the new model that goes more than 15% elevation (and no I do NOT go +15% for over one hour) As no way to load up the water necessary on the treadmill for such a duration and besides that wood probably blow out my innnards fast
NOW I AIN'T going to live 4EVER but based on my Relatives and Mom was the last born as number 18 (ok only 15 survived after the first year) but I have genetic history on Moms side of chance for active life with NO Cancer or Heart problems to at least age 98 and as much as 105
Dads side well not so much as good - Long life still age wise but NOT without lots of Filling up wallet of Docs to keep the Pipes and Heart in full function - 100% going back to Great Grand Dad all had/have heart problems
Me? Wood as well if not for Flunking a Cholesterol Test eons ago at Santa Monica Hospital where with doppler they found my Carotid artery 95% messed UP - And wanted to Slice n Dice the very same DAY!
BulllllllllShite I said and signed forms and hit UCLA Med library to discover papers published on how to SELF Clear the Pipes - Diet and Exercise and AND AND AND ONE FREEBEE comes with it
Exercise produces a huge HUGE amount of Endorphins. Super Highs each time I exercise - Feels GREAT - Wonderful and it also cums from Jitterbug Dancing - Hiking and Mountain Climbing and Down Hill Skiing which is why Sonny Bono chopped off his head cause Endorphins was the cause of it all
So perhaps Endorphins will do me in - Still working on next ski trip - With Mardi Gras out of way and Feb a month of much celebrating so much so very much - Maybe I can work out St Patties on a Mountain top and Ski same area as Sonny Bono and C if me 2 can cum close to Tree but not so close as 2 Make ya all HAPPY
+Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 18 minutes later[T] [B] #614,094
@OP
> I was hoping a bunch of posts would B made seeming to be Me and then I would slide in and gloat that I just got back.
> Then Thy wood post several paragraphs about how I had to change banks because all the cold hard cash woood not fit.
> I C not much has changed here and I not b too suprised.
> TC the chan loaded with missfits that are IQ deficient and go out of their way to get Cancer and Heart Diseases.
>
> At least once a week or maybe every 10 days someone will come up to me at 24 hour fitness Gym and ask how do you do THAT - Usually when I am pouring out Sweat like crazy on the treadmill as I NEVER EVER go FLAT - Always on the UPHILL at no matter what speed I choose and my running speed keeps increasing (I do monitor my heart rate and only on occasion back off if it hits over 200) Waiting until they get the new model that goes more than 15% elevation (and no I do NOT go +15% for over one hour) As no way to load up the water necessary on the treadmill for such a duration and besides that wood probably blow out my innnards fast
>
> NOW I AIN'T going to live 4EVER but based on my Relatives and Mom was the last born as number 18 (ok only 15 survived after the first year) but I have genetic history on Moms side of chance for active life with NO Cancer or Heart problems to at least age 98 and as much as 105
>
> Dads side well not so much as good - Long life still age wise but NOT without lots of Filling up wallet of Docs to keep the Pipes and Heart in full function - 100% going back to Great Grand Dad all had/have heart problems
>
> Me? Wood as well if not for Flunking a Cholesterol Test eons ago at Santa Monica Hospital where with doppler they found my Carotid artery 95% messed UP - And wanted to Slice n Dice the very same DAY!
>
> BulllllllllShite I said and signed forms and hit UCLA Med library to discover papers published on how to SELF Clear the Pipes - Diet and Exercise and AND AND AND ONE FREEBEE comes with it
>
> Exercise produces a huge HUGE amount of Endorphins. Super Highs each time I exercise - Feels GREAT - Wonderful and it also cums from Jitterbug Dancing - Hiking and Mountain Climbing and Down Hill Skiing which is why Sonny Bono chopped off his head cause Endorphins was the cause of it all
>
> So perhaps Endorphins will do me in - Still working on next ski trip - With Mardi Gras out of way and Feb a month of much celebrating so much so very much - Maybe I can work out St Patties on a Mountain top and Ski same area as Sonny Bono and C if me 2 can cum close to Tree but not so close as 2 Make ya all HAPPY
Syntax has passed away, shit Syntax imitator. Move on with your life.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #614,096
i am so confucius
·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #614,097
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It's copypasta from Minichan, someone was joking around pretending to be Syntax.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #614,098
@previous (B)
oh ok thanks lmfaoooo fuck i miss him
+Anonymous D — 4.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #614,100
> oh ok thanks lmfaoooo fuck i miss >him
Wow.
The old man will be furiously masturbating to that, shortly.
·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #614,106
@previous (D)
The old man won't be furiously masturbating to anything. He recently passed away.
+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 4.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,128
·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,134
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
No what?
·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 4.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,137
·Anonymous B — 4.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,154
@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
You need to type his full name and town into Google. You'll find his death notice.
+Anonymous F — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,158
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #614,163
weirdos
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