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Topic: My plans for today

+Mitch McConnell5 years ago #59,434

Make it illegal for Nazis to enter Washington DC therefore instantly giving a republican majority to both houses. Nancy, Obama and Joe Biden will be arrested and kicked out of DC.

Then I’ll immediately tax billionaires 15% and make them give up 15% of what they have.

All democrats will be horrified of what comes next. I’ll use that money to build a better healthcare system and make more unions.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5 years ago, 46 minutes later[T] [B] #611,166

my plans to party

+Anonymous C5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #611,174

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Drink a few sips of hard seltzer and go wild!

+Anonymous D5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,181

@previous (C)
please explain the sudden appeal of seltzer to me.

+chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i25 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,195

@previous (D)
It's good on a really hot summer day when you're super thirsty but still want to drink. Disgusting when the weather is cold tho. They're really only summer drinks imo.

·Anonymous D5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,199

@previous (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
but can't you drink regular beer just as easily on a hot summer day?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,204

@611,195 (chill dog !!heHjtrQ7i2)
wow u r so right

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,205

beer is mega-bloat.

·Anonymous C5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,210

@611,181 (D)
Back in the 80's when 'wine coolers'
were popular...young ladies would drink one or two and seem to vet all tipsy. They were only like 3% abv though

+Anonymous F5 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,240

Bacardi silver was chill

+Anonymous G5 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #611,248

@previous (F)
Bacardi silver is still chill.

·Anonymous F5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #611,268

@previous (G)
Where? They don't make it anymore I don't think

+Anonymous H5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #611,277

@previous (F)
Chill dog says that Pabst Blue Ribbon makes an excellent hard seltzer. She said she and her boyfriend like to enjoy it on special occasions when they get a 'hot n ready' Little Caesars pizza to go.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)


·Anonymous F5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #611,279

@previous (H)
Ima look into this thx

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